"THIS IS YOUR LIVE AND ITS ENDING ONE MOMENT AT A TIME"

"Oh and Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature...Asian-American, please."

A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had alot of cars. Different kinds. She was standing--this girl-- on the corner where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up along side her and rolled down the window by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that alot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush.

She says, "Are you dating?"

You know, so I said, "Sure".

She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I.

She says, "How much do you wanna spend?"

I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one".

She says, "Twenty five dollars".

That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.

"If you want to know something he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers.* The little one.* Then tell him his thumbs next.* After
that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear....I'm hungry, let's get a taco."
*** - ??

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck
a person in the ass and not even have the
goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-
around! I'll be watching you!
--??


:glugglug

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:1orglaugh Great scene!

So what you are saying is that Ben Afflack Did That Scene Better Than Alac Baldwin?

No Day No Way

"you're the disease. I'm the cure"


~ Marion Cobretti.

That movie was a strange one. But then again with Kubrick, all his fliks are off the wall.

:1orglaugh

"Me Tarzan, You Jane."

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fiddy :glugglug

"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."

http://www.cinema-scene.com/images/g...goodfellas.jpg

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfest"

"you eat pieces of shit for breakfest?"

"........... no"

from happy gilmore

Great movie! :thumbsup

"Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot"

"My wife's over there with an ass in her cock..."

BTW - it was a true blooper and they left it in the movie.

"He didn't come." - Princess Bride

"Fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave." - Labyrinth

"There's a problem in the cockpit..."
"What is it?"
"It's a small compartment in front of the plane... but that's not important right now."

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Go Fuck Yourself.

- Tom Hanks
Catch Me If You Can

I love that movie. The puppets and the scenery are awesome. I also love (and own) The Dark Crystal.

SpaceAce

"FOOD FIGHT!!!"
same movie...
to older lady in the super market vegetable isle:
"mine's bigger..."
"I beg your pardon..."
Holds up a larger zuchini: "Mine's bigger"
same movie...
SPANK!!! "Thank you sir, may I have another..." SPANK!!! (hesitant) "... thank you sir may I have another..." SPANK!!!
same movie...
"excuse me... can we dance with your dates?"

Hello! Mexican-Americans like to answer the telephone and say hello to whoever's on the other end!

Cheech and Chong next movie

Cheech: you need to quit doing that coke man, it does somthing to your brain, your not going to have a brain no more man Chong:Man lots of smart people snort coke Cheech: oh yeah lots of people snort coke huh, like who? Chong: like, like Sherlock holmes snorts coke, and he isn't so stupid!

Cheech and Chong Nice dreams

I'm so hungry i could eat a bowl of lard with a hair in it.

Cheech and Chong the Corsican Brothers

all from moviequotes.com pretty usefull site ;-)

defuckdaiwantacaravanfordatsgotnofuckinwheels?

brad pitt.. snatch :D

I have that one, too. I'm a Henson addict.

"Look like Gelfling....smell like Gelfling....maybe you are Gelfling!.......Drop him." - Augrah

"Valla vham!" - Jen

quotes from Ghostbusters:

"I like a girl who sleeps above her sheets... not FOUR FEET abover her sheets..."


"Fine, so my girlfriends a dog."


"There is something very important I forgot to tell you."
"What?"
"Don't cross the streams."
"Why?"
"It would be bad."
"I'm fuzzy on the whole good, bad thing. What do you mean bad?"
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
"Total protonic reversal."
"Right that's bad. Ok, important saftey tip. Thanks Egon."


"Lets show this prehistoric bitch how we do things down-town."

" You think you can take me down.....SAY HELLO, TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!! "
http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/gb/FLM00282.jpg

"The saw is family"

"Many years later as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendia was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice."

Opening lines from the novel "100 Years of Solitude " by Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

I get older they stay the same age

See sig :glugglug

"Is that hair gel?"

I am sure you guys all remember where this quote is from. :)

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman."


"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"

"Eh, fuck you, man! Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me! [I don't need him; I don't need her. Everything is roses; I don't need nobody]"

I feel the need... the need for speed...

"How was it for you?"...
"I've had better."

~Liar Liar:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh Gotta love that movie :thumbsup

John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.



Just a small part in the greatest scene ever in a movie!!:thumbsup

i love boilerroom :) :thumbsup

:1orglaugh Clerks right?

english motherfucker ! DO YOU SPEAK IT ?

say hello to my little friend :ak47: