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Yup 30... Can you believe it!

Sit right back and you'll hear tail ........" " ?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Your birthday present is on his way.

ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now you have me excited!

Aboard this mighty ship!

Wait a minute!

It is my Birthday... Shouldn't this go?

"Sit right back and you''ll get some tail!!!!"


Yeah I like that a lot better!

No means no Eric. How many times do I have to say it before you get it through your head?

Yes Yes....

Sit right back and you'll get some tail,

and as she pours your Captain and Bull you notice " ? "

Happy Birthday Eric! :mad: :2 cents: :2 cents:

:thumbsup

Yeah thankfully your girl never says that to me.

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Thanks!

Wait.. wait.. she says that to me all the time..

*sobbing* I'M GOING TO GO EAT SOMETHING!! *sobbing*`

Happy Birthday Eric. XOXO!!!

Sunny Leone

Nice one Eric Happy B Day!!

Try one of your brownies... Comfort food you know.

Thanks babe! You going to make it to LA next week?

Thanks Brotha! I look forward to a Jager shot with you next weekend.

Actually I did eat a brownie, ironic.

And by the way, it was good, you bastard.

I HATE YOU DAD!!

I HATE YOU!!

Well you can say that cause I will never have an actual Kid to say that to me.

Whew, we don't need another smart ass mini eric running around the internet!

HAHAHA!!! Ain't that the truth. Plus with my luck he would be just like me, and that would be a handful!

Besides you are close enough!

Happy Birthday Eric!

If you come back to the Tech Room JT will happily administer your "Happy Birthday Hand Job". He has been looking forward to it all week!

;)

Happy Birthday Eric! :)

Tell him that I defer this present to you. I know how much you enjoy them.

Thanks bro!

Thank you kindly! :thumbsup

Happy Birthday Eric. Go get drunk!!!

Happy Birthday dude... why did this open in a new window?

Happy Birthday Eric!

:drinkup but don't :throwup hehe

Have a great day!

I am going to try... Feeling like shit right now. Figures right?

Cause we are testing our new pop up program here! :1orglaugh

Thanks hun!

I am close to :throwup right now. I hate feeling like shit!

Happy Birthday Eric!

Happy Birthday Eric :thumbsup

Thanks Kristin... You going to make it to LA next weekend?

Thanks Man.. Looking forward to partying with you next weekend. You better not miss it!

Happy Birthday Partee boy!! see you in L.A.


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:feels-hot How the fuck am I the LAST to know these things??!?!? I dont understand.....Happy Birthday anyway! :thumbsup

Crawl in a hole and die already...

For sure my man. Looking forward to it!

Cause we kick you out of all the meetings we have about this stuff! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hoax you are such a sweetheart! Thanks for the BJ this morning sorry I came in your eye... They don't call me Red Eyes for nothin!

everything gets better at 30:winkwink: not..

It all depends on how badly you abuse yourself in your 20s :thumbsup

I'm so there :thumbsup

EXCELLENT!

Happy 30th Eric... congrats :drinkup

100 BIATCH!

SEE SIG!