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slapass 12-16-2003 05:42 PM

Why is it a joke? For 65k a month and you could own that place. If he makes 3.4 mil a year, it is workable.

I used some rough figures so I could be off by .2 mil and I did not have a good insurance quote.

BradShaw 12-16-2003 05:44 PM

Steve pulled the wool of many our your eyes, AGAIN.

Pornwolf 12-16-2003 05:44 PM

This thread was pure entertainment.:glugglug

RichC 12-16-2003 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slapass
Why is it a joke? For 65k a month and you could own that place. If he makes 3.4 mil a year, it is workable.

I used some rough figures so I could be off by .2 mil and I did not have a good insurance quote.

you would need a sizeable down payment to make it work at 65k gross income per month....pay your taxes :)

silly the home has an apraissal value of 2.8 to 2.9 million...the current owners are looking to ass rape someone to live in Chandler... 6.9 mil for Chandler ... only a moron would pay that.

Brad-Wishing 12-16-2003 05:56 PM

http://www.cpcug.org/user/jlacombe/outhouse.gif

Alex From San Diego 12-16-2003 06:09 PM

Extremely nice house there but Chandler Arizona? To fucking hot for me. I can only imagine what the Utilities will be during those 115 degree summer days but then again, if you can afford a house like that, I guess you really aren't worried about utilities...lol

Congrats anyway...

Brujah 12-16-2003 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emerica
Now you can teach all your models to clean it for you :)

Nice Place :)

Mmmmmmmm thats my fetish.. watching women clean, doing dishes, scrubbing floors, cooking. Just really rare to find one willing to do it. ;)

chodadog 12-16-2003 06:33 PM

Nice house. Funny thread. :glugglug

AWW - Kevin 12-16-2003 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
Funny, I just called the listing agent. The house is still for sale.

why would you bother calling them ?

great looking house, whoever owns it!

addrian 12-16-2003 06:59 PM

whau ...

Furious_Female 12-16-2003 09:17 PM

:eek7 wow... love that staircase :)

Cole Montana 12-17-2003 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanker
Whats up Cole you guys get things settled there ?
Hey brah, things are going much better I must say. You do have to get ahold of me, I have some pics I think you may be interested in. lol Some of some people and certain models, if ya know what I mean. Let's talk soon bro! I hope your travels are going well...

Cole Montana 12-17-2003 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanker


me too

me three....

we did drive by today, and the for sale sign was no longer there. Who knows, mabye Steve bought the house for Tawnee after all...

pornJester 12-17-2003 01:15 AM

damn, that's a sick pad. congrats steve. :thumbsup

PornBroker 12-17-2003 01:30 AM

well, who ever owns it, it's a damn fine house.

love a house that has the resort feel.

Brad-Wishing 12-17-2003 01:55 AM

Tawnee gets a loft. Not a mansion.

makefuckingmoney 12-17-2003 01:55 AM

I wonder when Tawnee Stone's contract runs out?

Thats a nice piece of real estate!

TiGrrPrr 12-17-2003 01:57 AM

Where's the drawbridge?

12-17-2003 06:22 AM

use snagit for scrolling screenshot ;-)

xxxoutsourcing 12-17-2003 06:29 AM

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

KraZ 12-17-2003 06:30 AM

Steve, you've got an amazing house ... now let me get back to my work at Mickey D :BangBang:

12-17-2003 06:44 AM

BS or not, this gets me thinking of the thread where people listed their history of cars....I'm just waiting to see what MarcDe lives in!

LeeNoga 12-17-2003 07:49 AM

How come Steve created a thread, let it go 4 pages and has not responded?

Hi Brad, hope you had a wonderful honeymoon and beautiful wedding :-)))

the real magoo 12-17-2003 07:59 AM

Damit you americans have such nice houses..I hate being european :waaaaahh

RichC 12-17-2003 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by N J


use snagit for scrolling screenshot ;-)

Finally a piece of useful information from GFY, thank you :thumbsup

Toolz 12-17-2003 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by N J
BS or not, this gets me thinking of the thread where people listed their history of cars....I'm just waiting to see what MarcDe lives in!
I wouldn't hold your breath, his dick's quite large and he isn't the type to show everyone to prove it.

Rochard 12-17-2003 12:40 PM

Let the truth be known!!!!

SureFire 12-17-2003 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
Let the truth be known!!!!
:1orglaugh

arg 12-17-2003 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toolz
I wouldn't hold your breath, his dick's quite large and he isn't the type to show everyone to prove it.
Actually, I seem to recall he posted some lakefront/yard snapshots a while back. Might have been on the ARS board.

BradShaw 12-17-2003 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
How come Steve created a thread, let it go 4 pages and has not responded?

Hi Brad, hope you had a wonderful honeymoon and beautiful wedding :-)))

Lee, it was awesome. Laura did a great job planning the wedding. Thanks for the gift, we really appreciate you thinking of us. email me, and I will send you link to some photos.


bshawinc@ texas . net

I use spam arrest, so you may have to verify.

Stephen 12-17-2003 08:09 PM

I knew there was something I liked about him!

Congrats! :thumbsup

Katlicious72 12-17-2003 08:17 PM

Diggity Damn Steve.....Congrats Dude!

Muffin 12-17-2003 08:43 PM

Mazel Tov!

scoreman 12-18-2003 09:02 AM

Only $23k property taxes per year on a $7 million dollar property. Thats a kick ass millage rate. Move that property to the area of Miami that I live in and your property tax bill would be closer to $65,000 per year.

hjnet 12-18-2003 09:08 AM

Pffft, I bought the same for my dog a few days ago. :)























No, seriously, looks very impressive, congrats :thumbsup

NBDesign 12-18-2003 09:12 AM

Nice Steve, but I like your old house much better... That new one is too pretencious. :2 cents:

PS - be sure to get that dog of your trained a bit better before you move in.... it loves to do the wee wee of joy lol

Cyberscott 12-18-2003 12:36 PM

Um! Are you hiring?

Ice 12-18-2003 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn
can you say god damn!

ummmm I can try....

ggggg

ggooddd

god daaaaaaaaaa

god dammmm

god damn

whew there said it... that wasn't so bad :glugglug

BlacksOnBlondes 12-18-2003 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RichC

the current owners are looking to ass rape someone to live in Chandler... 6.9 mil for Chandler ... only a moron would pay that.


Does the city you choose to live in really make you a moron? You like what you like. I live in Chandler with a house that cost twice that much.

Congrats Lightspeed on buying the second nicest house in Chandler!!! I'm about 1.5 miles from you.

BlacksOnBlondes 12-18-2003 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RichC
but it is the top dog in Chandler though...

Not quite Top Dog in Chandler. Maybe the top dog that's currently listed, but not the best home in Chandler by far.

BradShaw 12-18-2003 01:20 PM

Funny, some people still think Steve actually bought that house. Idiots.

As for property taxes, in AZ they are low, but you have state income taxes. If you make big $, they get you with state income tax.

RichC 12-18-2003 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlacksOnBlondes



Does the city you choose to live in really make you a moron? You like what you like. I live in Chandler with a house that cost twice that much.

Congrats Lightspeed on buying the second nicest house in Chandler!!! I'm about 1.5 miles from you.

nothing wrong with Chandler at all... paying that much to live in Chandler would make you a moron though....yes.
Poor investment.

BlacksOnBlondes 12-18-2003 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RichC


nothing wrong with Chandler at all... paying that much to live in Chandler would make you a moron though....yes.
Poor investment.

I've turned down unsolicited written offers for millions of dollars more than I paid for my home, that yes, is indeed in Chandler. So your assumption that it is a poor investment and calling people names is silly. You'd be suprised what's bought and sold out here. People told me the same thing when I bought land in North Scottsdale and Cave Creek 5 years ago. LOL. Stop by my house in Chandler for a beer sometime and call me a moron to my face. :) :drinkup

SteveLightspeed 12-18-2003 01:41 PM

Thanks everyone for the congratulations, but I didn't REALLY buy that house. This post was part of a setup for our "Its a wonderful life" christmas bit.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=209976

I do love that house, maybe someday....


Steve Lightspeed

RichC 12-18-2003 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlacksOnBlondes
Stop by my house in Chandler for a beer sometime and call me a moron to my face. :) :drinkup
sure....email me directions

BlacksOnBlondes 12-18-2003 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RichC


sure....email me directions

What's your email address?

RichC 12-18-2003 02:00 PM

richc @ maxcash.com

RichC 12-18-2003 05:32 PM

BlacksOnBlondes,

Thank you for having me over.
You have a beautiful and unique one of a kind place.
Nice to meet someone in this biz who doesn't bullshit.

I still think the guy who buys the home on Ray will be overpaying, but I think you got yourself a smart buy.

makefuckingmoney 12-18-2003 06:01 PM

Rich,

Will you be the next girl on blacksonblondes?

We need to have a meeting at about 3 am.. in las vegas..you have directions..

woj 12-18-2003 06:02 PM

200 new houses


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