Bringer, See me in vegas, Just stop me, tell me who you are and what size you need and I'll get you one.. The largest we have is XXL though.. Heres what they look like.

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man i am so there

LOL! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

count me in

they dont call me the one minute man for nothin

I only point the camera down or away from me. Get that fucker in my face & I'm runnin!

awesome, ill take it! bring some big ones

:1orglaugh

Not many takers, maybe the morning crowd will jump on it.

Dude I'll fuck some girls. Save the viagra, I wont need it! :thumbsup

I'd do it but I don't have any sex drive, I am fat - and have a small dick. :1orglaugh

basically you are like most of the webmasters here :1orglaugh

Yeaaaaaa. But maybe he's trying to get some use out of the hell no girls from the first of the month. :1orglaugh

It's all good Paul. I have things covered...I just wanted to give a few people the chance to step up to the plate and put MY money where their mouth is.

You're in. :thumbsup

Family comes first.

BP4L

Interesting concept Aaron!

I figured a lot more would chime in and be the pimps that they say they are, but I guess everybody is gun shy. Maybe it's better that you don't have to deal with inexperience and limp dicks.

I have a GF and my title says it all, but if I didn't and I was hung like a horse, I'd be in! :thumbsup

It just goes to show that GFY is full of people who talk a loit of shit but can't seem to back it up.

HAHA and it took this for you to prove it to the masses?

I'd never fuck on camera. Especially not while i'm in a relationship, but i can't say i'm surprised at the lack of genuine interest. Most people are all talk.

Who gave you permission to respond to my thread?

Sorry Pappa Bear

pay for a ticket to vegas and ill do it

Looking at those too hotties I think that "in" will take a whole lot of holding and juggiling. :1orglaugh

Buy your own ticket.

what does she look like? :Graucho

DAMN too bad I aint going ;( I would be all up on that shit ;( Nice job AaronM

TOM

I am sooooooooooooo good lookinggggggggg

:eek7

Some better looking and less desperate people like when the girl is genuinely into them... However, there's some old ugly fucks that doesnt seem to mind when the protitute find them ugly.. Im I talking about you gramp!?

Yeah... right. You'll never make the team with that tude. Male talent is the lowest on the totem pole, you gotta prove yourself. Give a little (OK ALOT!!) effort and you may just land the "Luckiest guy in the Worl" job. Until then, the job will go to the most ambitious mofo with a hard on.

In fact, bring a girl that wants to fuck you on camera with you, that's the way I got in. repeat this several thousand times.

ahh hhahha nice

Just tell me the time and the place and I will be there.

me too! :winkwink:

hehe :1orglaugh

That long ?? How do you do it ? Whats your secret ?:Graucho

do i qualify, my dick is somewhere on gfy! :1orglaugh

jDoG

Do it man... make me happy.

I'll think about it! :Graucho

jDoG

I can't get it up on camera.

hehehehe I'll be getting laid tonight!

I'm in...

oh my god....do not think viagra would help with that...

Guess there's no call for homely pregnant chicks with strapons, eh? :(

I feel so discriminated against :P

:Graucho

Neither can I.

Hi Aaron.

I am headed out to the Show with one of my guys who will defeinately do it. Shoot me an email and I will put you in touch with him.

Hell I would do it if you have soem real hotties lined up... lol

How about some teaser pics of the lucky models to be in these shoots ??

You've got my phone number girl :Graucho

Is this going to be an open session or closed? Will there be a big crowd watching? How many girls will be there? And will it be an orgy or 1 on 1?

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this chick will give you a BJ you'll never forget

I think he'll need a crane for that, or maybe 3 :1orglaugh

If you are serious, I got someone for you... matt AT jasonandalex.com :)

Closed set.
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I am not going to track everybody down. If you are seriously interested then look me up at the show.