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EscortBiz 01-25-2004 03:39 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head



still, it was response.

As I said before, if Escort was the least bit genuine about anything, he/she would have said, "I'm buying this for a friend/employee/slave/mistress/whatever.... "

instead, he/she/it chose to post under the newly BOUGHT nickname, with a post of "Ban it, try me"

Yeah.... you're right. it's all my fucking fault. I need to start letting dipshits like EscortFatHead walk all over me even more. Because THAT is truly the mark of a fucking professional.

You are nothing you know it and everyone here knows it, you talk shit you will eat shit, and noone will want a peice of your problems.

Collect your pennies

EscortBiz 01-25-2004 03:41 AM

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Originally posted by KC


I understand that.. The rules are the rules and if you need to kill a nick then kill it. That's what mods do.

When you told EB to "Eat a cock", that's where it seems like you crossed the line.

:2 cents:

It wasnt that it was the banning of the nick, I mean it was made clear I purchased it, I never posted on GFY using more then one nick why should I start now.

Hes a fuckin nobody who will soon be busy all day cleaning up a big mess.

malakajoe 01-25-2004 03:42 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


he baited me first.

my thread came after his.

LOL!! This sounded so much like a little kid talking.

"But mom, Jimmy hit me first!!!"

Amputate Your Head 01-25-2004 03:43 AM

well, ya know.... here's the bottom line.

it ain't so much about the "rules". Hell, I'm so damn busy I barely have time to read GFY anymore except on the weekends. But every once in a while, I do, and something catches my eye. That thread caught my eye because some dipshit was auctioning his nick on the board.

I felt I needed to step in and say, ya know, this is a bad idea, and if you buy it, the nick will get banned. Escort, in his/her/it's infinite wisdom never bothered to mention it MIGHT be for someone else. Instead threw it in my face as a challenge. At that point, the rules are only there to back my action.

I don't know EscortBiz fro a fucking hole in the ground. Nor do I care to. He/she/it may be a fucking bigshot to someone somewhere, but he/she/it ain't jack to me. Unless he's fucking with GFY.

If this had been Lawrence Conner or Sexeducation buying this nick, you ALL.... would have been screaming for his ban. Hell, you're all screaming for their ban anyway.

I am not your bitch. I do NOT act according to YOUR will. (not you specifically KC, I mean everyone in general.) I act in the interest of GFY and Lensman.

And if EscortDumbass has a problem with my actions, then I encourage him to take the issue up with Lensman.

End of story.

EscortBiz 01-25-2004 03:47 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
well, ya know.... here's the bottom line.

it ain't so much about the "rules". Hell, I'm so damn busy I barely have time to read GFY anymore except on the weekends. But every once in a while, I do, and something catches my eye. That thread caught my eye because some dipshit was auctioning his nick on the board.

I felt I needed to step in and say, ya know, this is a bad idea, and if you buy it, the nick will get banned. Escort, in his/her/it's infinite wisdom never bothered to mention it MIGHT be for someone else. Instead threw it in my face as a challenge. At that point, the rules are only there to back my action.

I don't know EscortBiz fro a fucking hole in the ground. Nor do I care to. He/she/it may be a fucking bigshot to someone somewhere, but he/she/it ain't jack to me. Unless he's fucking with GFY.

If this had been Lawrence Conner or Sexeducation buying this nick, you ALL.... would have been screaming for his ban. Hell, you're all screaming for their ban anyway.

I am not your bitch. I do NOT act according to YOUR will. (not you specifically KC, I mean everyone in general.) I act in the interest of GFY and Lensman.

And if EscortDumbass has a problem with my actions, then I encourage him to take the issue up with Lensman.

End of story.

You are the problem here not me and not lensman.

aflex 01-25-2004 03:49 AM

was there a rule set that no one can buy a nickname?

did you set the rule upon posting in that thread?

the nick was sold before you even posted in the thread, and its not common practice for someone to buy something and explain to everyone what it is for.

whats the big deal anyway? theres a shitload of board personalities with multiple nicknames, you even had Ampiezza or whatever the fuck it was

stocktrader23 01-25-2004 03:50 AM

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Originally posted by aflex


whats the big deal anyway? theres a shitload of board personalities with multiple nicknames, you even had Ampiezza or whatever the fuck it was

Shhhhh Amp Reloaded doesn't count.

Amputate Your Head 01-25-2004 03:51 AM

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Originally posted by aflex
was there a rule set that no one can buy a nickname?

did you set the rule upon posting in that thread?

the nick was sold before you even posted in the thread, and its not common practice for someone to buy something and explain to everyone what it is for.

whats the big deal anyway? theres a shitload of board personalities with multiple nicknames, you even had Ampiezza or whatever the fuck it was

5. Multiple personalities are not allowed. If you have multiple personalities we will find out about you and we will shut down all your accounts. Also if you post under someone else's account and do it to break the rules, or they break the rules and we tie you to them. We will ban you and them. This is just like carrying someone else's bags at the airport. Don't do it.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html

Amputate Your Head 01-25-2004 03:52 AM

Escort should be thanking me for NOT banning his primary nick.

I did that (or rather, didn't do that) out of advertiser respect.

EscortBiz 01-25-2004 03:53 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


5. Multiple personalities are not allowed. If you have multiple personalities we will find out about you and we will shut down all your accounts. Also if you post under someone else's account and do it to break the rules, or they break the rules and we tie you to them. We will ban you and them. This is just like carrying someone else's bags at the airport. Don't do it.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html

You got allot of rules you have not played by GFY and non GFY related ill make sure the term shut down is used in all of them.

Amputate Your Head 01-25-2004 03:56 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz


You got allot of rules you have not played by GFY and non GFY related ill make sure the term shut down is used in all of them.

Let's get something straight here hotshot. I am the enforcer here. You are the fucking participant. You wanna be a bigshot, fine.... be a bigshot. I don't care what you do to impress the masses. You know we've never crossed paths before. But when I need to enforce, and it happens to be you, THEN you wanna bitch that the shit don't apply to you.

well talk to the fucking hand. Should've thought about that before getting all high and mighty.

ControlThy 01-25-2004 03:58 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


Let's get something straight here hotshot. I am the enforcer here. You are the fucking participant. You wanna be a bigshot, fine.... be a bigshot.

He seems to be a customer as well?

EscortBiz 01-25-2004 04:00 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


Let's get something straight here hotshot. I am the enforcer here. You are the fucking participant. You wanna be a bigshot, fine.... be a bigshot. I don't care what you do to impress the masses. You know we've never crossed paths before. But when I need to enforce, and it happens to be you, THEN you wanna bitch that the shit don't apply to you.

well talk to the fucking hand. Should've thought about that before getting all high and mighty.

Listen you fucked up, and i'll make sure you know that you did.

There was no reason to do what you did.

Amputate Your Head 01-25-2004 04:03 AM

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Originally posted by ControlThy


He seems to be a customer as well?

yes. Which is why he's still posting.

And as I've said ten times now, if he'd simply said he was buying the nick for an employee (like he claims) instead of slinging shit in my face, none of this would be taking place right now.


But then, EscortBiz is big and bad, and needs to show it to the world. Something as simple as a 6 word explaination is BEYOND such royalty like Escort. Instead he gets his way through taunts and threats.


yeah.... I go back to: Eat a cock Escort.

Amputate Your Head 01-25-2004 04:04 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz


Listen you fucked up, and i'll make sure you know that you did.

There was no reason to do what you did.

I gave you the reason.

You snubbed your nose at it, and threw it back at me in the form of a challenge.

you got that nick banned.

Deal with it.

Amputate Your Head 01-25-2004 04:05 AM

Escort, you might try, just once in your fucking life, NOT being a pompous COCK.

EscortBiz 01-25-2004 04:05 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


yes. Which is why he's still posting.

And as I've said ten times now, if he'd simply said he was buying the nick for an employee (like he claims) instead of slinging shit in my face, none of this would be taking place right now.


But then, EscortBiz is big and bad, and needs to show it to the world. Something as simple as a 6 word explaination is BEYOND such royalty like Escort. Instead he gets his way through taunts and threats.


yeah.... I go back to: Eat a cock Escort.

Its a promise wannabe, you have more problems then I thought you had.

pushpills 01-25-2004 04:09 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I am the enforcer

<img border="0" src="http://www.nospank.net/enforcer.jpg" width="580" height="1012">


:winkwink:

mrthumbs 01-25-2004 04:10 AM

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Originally posted by pushpills


<img border="0" src="http://www.nospank.net/enforcer.jpg" width="580" height="1012">


:winkwink:

HAHAHAHAHHAHA brilliant

TheDoc 01-25-2004 04:10 AM

Think the kid in the ad gets beat up in school often?

pushpills 01-25-2004 04:12 AM

but seriously amp, don't ban me I was joking

:glugglug

Amputate Your Head 01-25-2004 04:20 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz


Its a promise wannabe, you have more problems then I thought you had.

ok, in the spirit of being more "professional" (that everyone is demanding), I'll do this for you:

EscortBiz, oh.... you rock, you're so awesome, someday I wanna BE you.... if only I could actually like, touch you once.... like, I mean your actual, you know, skin.... that would be so awesome....


there. feel better?

boardersweetie 01-25-2004 04:29 AM

I don't know either of these guys but, I don't know why everyone is standing up for Escort in this. Amp clearly tried to be professional, but instead of being chill and explaining the situation Escort had to challenge him not once, but twice... to make himself look like some hotshot. And now he's running around telling Amp he fucked up? Please. If Escort had been civil in the first place he'd still have both nicks...

Amputate Your Head 01-25-2004 04:30 AM

why can't you just admit it Escort? Is it THAT hard for you to do that? You opened your big fucking mouth when you should have been using your brain and a little diplomacy. And you got called on it.

Well sorry. The boss never handed me the memo that says "EscortBiz is to be treated with kid gloves".


and you know damn well it wasn't any kind of personal grudge. I don't even fucking know you. (nor do I care to).

Your fucking ego got hurt and you're pissed off. Just admit it. Trust me, you'll feel alot better if you do.


I know, I'm not leaving much room for you to save face in all of this, but ya know, sometimes we just gotta lose the face. The whole fucking board knows I've lost it more than once.

I will not ever bend to you. And you should know that if nothing else. I am well within my limits of doing what I need to do here. So you can threaten til you turn blue in the face.

Don't much matta to me.

EscortBiz 01-25-2004 04:31 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie
I don't know either of these guys but, I don't know why everyone is standing up for Escort in this. Amp clearly tried to be professional, but instead of being chill and explaining the situation Escort had to challenge him not once, but twice... to make himself look like some hotshot. And now he's running around telling Amp he fucked up? Please. If Escort had been civil in the first place he'd still have both nicks...
Did you read the thread that started this all?

I purchaed the nick before amp posted that noone should buy it, there was no intent to hide who purchased the nick it was made very clear.

EscortBiz 01-25-2004 04:34 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
why can't you just admit it Escort? Is it THAT hard for you to do that? You opened your big fucking mouth when you should have been using your brain and a little diplomacy. And you got called on it.

Well sorry. The boss never handed me the memo that says "EscortBiz is to be treated with kid gloves".


and you know damn well it wasn't any kind of personal grudge. I don't even fucking know you. (nor do I care to).

Your fucking ego got hurt and you're pissed off. Just admit it. Trust me, you'll feel alot better if you do.


I know, I'm not leaving much room for you to save face in all of this, but ya know, sometimes we just gotta lose the face. The whole fucking board knows I've lost it more than once.

I will not ever bend to you. And you should know that if nothing else. I am well within my limits of doing what I need to do here. So you can threaten til you turn blue in the face.

Don't much matta to me.

I dont turn blue, you turn red.

Amputate Your Head 01-25-2004 04:36 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz


I dont turn blue, you turn red.

keep thinking that.

JamesK 01-25-2004 04:40 AM

Wanna buy my account?

boardersweetie 01-25-2004 04:41 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz


Did you read the thread that started this all?

I purchaed the nick before amp posted that noone should buy it, there was no intent to hide who purchased the nick it was made very clear.

I sorta see your point there, but Amp still had a point about how it violates rules. My only complaint is that instead of explaining yourself, you had to talk shit and make threats. It's as though you were looking for a fight.

Amputate Your Head 01-25-2004 04:42 AM

Escort, when you send that email off to Lens whining like a fucking bitch about how the "bad Amp man banned my nick!", be sure to include the part where you decided to be a cock and say "Ban it, try me".

Because Lens will be coming to me asking questions, and I guarantee you that the first place I'm going to point him. Let's keep it honest BigHead.

EscortBiz 01-25-2004 04:43 AM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie

I sorta see your point there, but Amp still had a point about how it violates rules. My only complaint is that instead of explaining yourself, you had to talk shit and make threats. It's as though you were looking for a fight.

Nah anyone here knows I wont hurt anyone by buying that nick.

EscortBiz 01-25-2004 04:51 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Escort, when you send that email off to Lens whining like a fucking bitch about how the "bad Amp man banned my nick!", be sure to include the part where you decided to be a cock and say "Ban it, try me".

Because Lens will be coming to me asking questions, and I guarantee you that the first place I'm going to point him. Let's keep it honest BigHead.



So what I said ban it try it, ill say it again ban this nick try it, it doesnt matter what you do I am determind to open a cam of worms that you thought long vanished.

I never lose a fight and will take anyone on at anytime especially a poor drunk fucker like you with a rap sheet from here to chicago.

Amputate Your Head 01-25-2004 04:52 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz




So what I said ban it try it, ill say it again ban this nick try it, it doesnt matter what you do I am determind to open a cam of worms that you thought long vanished.

I never lose a fight and will take anyone on at anytime especially a poor drunk fucker like you with a rap sheet from here to chicago.

oh now I have a "rap sheet" too?

Amputate Your Head 01-25-2004 04:53 AM

please enlighten me Einstein, what exactly is on my "rap sheet"?

p1mpdogg 01-25-2004 04:54 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


oh now I have a "rap sheet" too?

I heard you beat animals

EscortBiz 01-25-2004 04:57 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
please enlighten me Einstein, what exactly is on my "rap sheet"?
You are fucked sums it up.

I wont let go regardless who begs and in what state of mind.

Out in the streets fucker, good thing you know how to eat from trees and shit in the woods.

Amputate Your Head 01-25-2004 04:57 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz


You are fucked sums it up.

I wont let go regardless who begs and in what state of mind.

Out in the streets fucker, good thing you know how to eat from trees and shit in the woods.

yep, good thing.

TheDoc 01-25-2004 05:02 AM

Testosterone levels at 98%

TurboAngel 01-25-2004 05:06 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


5. Multiple personalities are not allowed. If you have multiple personalities we will find out about you and we will shut down all your accounts. Also if you post under someone else's account and do it to break the rules, or they break the rules and we tie you to them. We will ban you and them. This is just like carrying someone else's bags at the airport. Don't do it.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html


OK, why is Owen, Disco_Stu,Im A Troll and Videovoyeur still here?
They are all the same person - Dave Stodghill, and he has riped people off.

Amputate Your Head 01-25-2004 05:08 AM

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Originally posted by TurboAngel



OK, why is Owen, Disco_Stu,Im A Troll and Videovoyeur still here?
They are all the same person - Dave Stodghill, and he has riped people off.

I didn't walk into that conversation, I don't know it for fact, and I haven't had time to research it.

Escort's was a different story. I walked in on it, he flagrantly threw it in my face, and now feels he's owed something for being a penishead.


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