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Quatermain 02-03-2004 01:57 PM

"There is a diet Pepsi in the fridge."

or

"Collect yourself and your cheap garments promptly and leave. When I descend from my penthouse lair handsomely clad and fresh for my morning stroll, I do not suffer gladly wading through the tangled mess of a taken soiled tramp."

Randy 02-03-2004 01:58 PM

Quote:

"I think we woke up my parents"

LOL... Actually I have heard that one.....

fuelcell 02-03-2004 02:05 PM

thanks....now, can you move? you're blocking the TV

:1orglaugh

newbreed 02-03-2004 02:12 PM

Um, ...(pause)... did you cum?

sweet7 02-03-2004 02:15 PM

how about a sandwich?

BigasMoe 02-03-2004 02:19 PM

Once I was with this lady just alittle older than me and just before we were about to do it I said to her " Your the oldest woman I have ever been with" Now just think the loudest you have ever heard somebody yell "WTF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?"


YEAH IT TOOK ALOT TO GET THAT ASS AFTER THAT ONE.

Rob 02-03-2004 02:19 PM

Is this going to happen every night, dad?

AnalProbe 02-03-2004 02:20 PM

Your breath smells worse than a fags asshole.

Quite friendly, actually...

Rob 02-03-2004 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe
Your breath smells worse than a fags asshole.

Quite friendly, actually...

Reminds me of a Carlin quote, "Smells worse than an anchovie's hahahaha!" :1orglaugh

AnalProbe 02-03-2004 02:36 PM

"I like dwarfs better."

Michaelious 02-03-2004 02:45 PM

"Your pussy is like the inside of a tyre!"

curio 02-03-2004 02:47 PM

You know, sugar, the sight of my pubic hair stuck in your teeth is SOOOOO hilarious!:1orglaugh

Rankings 02-03-2004 02:49 PM

how much do i owe ya

Rankings 02-03-2004 02:50 PM

got change for $5

mpulse 02-03-2004 02:51 PM

hey, what do you want me to do with the spare change and the remote I found while I was in there...

Fu-Q 02-03-2004 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by input
got change for $5
:1orglaugh

CDSmith 02-03-2004 02:55 PM

I don't know, but the worst thing you can do to your wife <i>during</i> sex is......phone her.

curio 02-03-2004 02:56 PM

Errr...I think I lost my watch...Could you spread your legs again...Oh! There they are! Oh...Do you know where my cell phone is? Oh, noooo! Not again!:1orglaugh

Rankings 02-03-2004 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
I don't know, but the worst thing you can do to your wife <i>during</i> sex is......phone her.
that fucking great:1orglaugh

smokincash 02-03-2004 02:58 PM

Stand up bitch , move UR fat ass into the kitchen and bring me some beer...

...that sucks !

maxdaname 02-03-2004 03:00 PM

"Where are my slippers bitch?"

Ic3m4nZ 02-03-2004 03:00 PM

Damn I was too drunk

CDSmith 02-03-2004 03:02 PM

"Get up.... get off me..... get out. And make me a sandwich on the way out"

Kicker 02-03-2004 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
the wrong name, or even worse, her sister's name
:helpme

DrGuile 02-03-2004 03:03 PM

"is it in yet?"

:1orglaugh


(never happened to me, I swear!)

Baal 02-03-2004 03:06 PM

"That was SO much better than all of those corpses. You're warm."

AnalProbe 02-03-2004 03:07 PM

Where's my dick ?

freeadultcontent 02-03-2004 03:09 PM

goodnight dad

Steve 02-03-2004 03:11 PM

"that was even better than prison sex"

curio 02-03-2004 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baal
"That was SO much better than all of those corpses. You're warm."
:thumbsup

FUCK J0EL 02-03-2004 03:12 PM

After doing it doggy style..."Shit you moved and spilled my beer that was holding on your back..."

Fletch XXX 02-03-2004 03:14 PM

"wow, sex with women isnt bad. Up until you, I've only been with other guys."

CDSmith 02-03-2004 03:14 PM

Your pussy is a helluva lot tighter than your mom's.

Sly_RJ 02-03-2004 03:17 PM

"Father O'Malley, do I HAVE to touch it again?"
- Little Timmy, Grade 6

Lonny 02-03-2004 03:17 PM

you dumb bitch! Your nothing but a dead fuck!!!!!!

AnalProbe 02-03-2004 03:19 PM

You skunk !

You sweaty, smelly bitch !

I am doing my best to make you come, several times...

And then you throw me off ???

0zzy 02-03-2004 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by curio
You know, sugar, the sight of my pubic hair stuck in your teeth is SOOOOO hilarious!:1orglaugh
It's time for you to shave.

Furious_Male 02-03-2004 03:20 PM

"Move.. I gotta go check stats"

bellskids 02-03-2004 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by okny


That would be a good one :thumbsup

ha a girl actually asked me that back in november. :1orglaugh

GoLakers 02-03-2004 03:28 PM

are we done? the 3rd quarter must have started now

AnalProbe 02-03-2004 03:33 PM

...while you give her a cockring in a small red box...

Do you want to merry me ?

ModelPerfect 02-03-2004 03:34 PM

Go get me a pizza.

GonePhishing 02-03-2004 03:35 PM

Thanks, you can sleep on the floor or go home.

body 02-03-2004 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smokincash
Stand up bitch , move UR fat ass into the kitchen and bring me some beer...

...that sucks !

Looks like you have some good experience ? :Graucho

body 02-03-2004 03:40 PM

Honestly, after sex I would ask her to give me a nice after suck :thumbsup

AnalProbe 02-03-2004 03:40 PM

You got to hurry.

Your next customer is waiting.

smokincash 02-03-2004 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by body


Looks like you have some good experience ? :Graucho

Definitly not . I kicked ass of this lousy fucker !

AnalProbe 02-03-2004 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smokincash


Definitly not . I kicked ass of this lousy fucker !

:thumbsup

Bree 02-03-2004 03:56 PM

I'll be right back.. I wanna make sure the webcam was working okay... :Graucho

pushpills 02-03-2004 03:57 PM

you aren't going to press charges....right?


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