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You looked much better when I was horny.
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Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
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You will have to finish the job yourself
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or...like dropping a pencil down a mineshaft...or...like fucking a 5 gallon pale of water
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Honk Honk ...
Time to go, the cab is here ... ( called it in ADVANCE!) |
i hated that one time i woke up to someone who i had NO clue who he was, waking him up by saying "hey...umm...YOU......wheres the bathroom?"
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ECHO O o .
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"That was wonderful Michael (Jackson), put your nose back on and give me a kiss."
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"I've had better"
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I'm on the rag.
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Why are you choking ?
Well ? |
wow...your pussy tastes so much different than my wifes....
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'I have AIDS'
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Is it in yet?
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Thanks Mom, I really needed that.
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"Remember how I took a shit earlier? Well, Im gonna go wipe again."
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I have fucked so many girls, lied to them, dumped them...
But you are so special ! You can stay till tomorrow... |
I wonder what my ex is up to these days!
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can you just go
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Would you mind if I go fishing inside your pussy right now? I'm sure it's crawling with tunas in there.
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you can either sleep on the floor or in the wet spot, the right side of the bed is mine.
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are you done yet?
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girl - "is it in yet?"
guy - "is it okay if i write you a check?" |
:)
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I gotta get a quick shower and go I have another date in 20 minutes
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Now when I take this gag off your not going to scream right?
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Where's your make-up ?
Jezus ! Go fix that immediately ! |
Did that feel like a real penis?
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Get down, get up, get dressed, and get out!
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"that was the best 15 seconds of my life"
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You're wicked, aren't ya ???
:ak47: take down the grand'ma !! |
Hey! Good for you big boy....you lasted 60 seconds this time! :winkwink:
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My doctor said as long as I don't have sex my disease won't spread. Oh well.
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Why did we get this hotelroom for free ?
And why does that red led on the ceiling blink ? |
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Did you enjoy our mutual interest in sexual intercourse, my little Fellatia ?
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So..... how much?
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Thanks, you were very helpful.
Now get a life. |
I have to write some of them and test them next time.
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I thought I wouldn't manage to cum.
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"So when are you gonna make dinner?..."
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jello was better
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"I swear, next time it will be longer....."
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