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After doing it doggy style..."Shit you moved and spilled my beer that was holding on your back..."
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"wow, sex with women isnt bad. Up until you, I've only been with other guys."
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Your pussy is a helluva lot tighter than your mom's.
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"Father O'Malley, do I HAVE to touch it again?"
- Little Timmy, Grade 6 |
you dumb bitch! Your nothing but a dead fuck!!!!!!
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You skunk !
You sweaty, smelly bitch ! I am doing my best to make you come, several times... And then you throw me off ??? |
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"Move.. I gotta go check stats"
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are we done? the 3rd quarter must have started now
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...while you give her a cockring in a small red box...
Do you want to merry me ? |
Go get me a pizza.
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Thanks, you can sleep on the floor or go home.
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Honestly, after sex I would ask her to give me a nice after suck :thumbsup
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You got to hurry.
Your next customer is waiting. |
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I'll be right back.. I wanna make sure the webcam was working okay... :Graucho
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you aren't going to press charges....right?
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You looked much better when I was horny.
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Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
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You will have to finish the job yourself
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or...like dropping a pencil down a mineshaft...or...like fucking a 5 gallon pale of water
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Honk Honk ...
Time to go, the cab is here ... ( called it in ADVANCE!) |
i hated that one time i woke up to someone who i had NO clue who he was, waking him up by saying "hey...umm...YOU......wheres the bathroom?"
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ECHO O o .
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"That was wonderful Michael (Jackson), put your nose back on and give me a kiss."
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"I've had better"
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I'm on the rag.
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Why are you choking ?
Well ? |
wow...your pussy tastes so much different than my wifes....
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'I have AIDS'
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Is it in yet?
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Thanks Mom, I really needed that.
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"Remember how I took a shit earlier? Well, Im gonna go wipe again."
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I have fucked so many girls, lied to them, dumped them...
But you are so special ! You can stay till tomorrow... |
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