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FUCK J0EL 02-03-2004 03:12 PM

After doing it doggy style..."Shit you moved and spilled my beer that was holding on your back..."

Fletch XXX 02-03-2004 03:14 PM

"wow, sex with women isnt bad. Up until you, I've only been with other guys."

CDSmith 02-03-2004 03:14 PM

Your pussy is a helluva lot tighter than your mom's.

Sly_RJ 02-03-2004 03:17 PM

"Father O'Malley, do I HAVE to touch it again?"
- Little Timmy, Grade 6

Lonny 02-03-2004 03:17 PM

you dumb bitch! Your nothing but a dead fuck!!!!!!

AnalProbe 02-03-2004 03:19 PM

You skunk !

You sweaty, smelly bitch !

I am doing my best to make you come, several times...

And then you throw me off ???

0zzy 02-03-2004 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by curio
You know, sugar, the sight of my pubic hair stuck in your teeth is SOOOOO hilarious!:1orglaugh
It's time for you to shave.

Furious_Male 02-03-2004 03:20 PM

"Move.. I gotta go check stats"

bellskids 02-03-2004 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by okny


That would be a good one :thumbsup

ha a girl actually asked me that back in november. :1orglaugh

GoLakers 02-03-2004 03:28 PM

are we done? the 3rd quarter must have started now

AnalProbe 02-03-2004 03:33 PM

...while you give her a cockring in a small red box...

Do you want to merry me ?

ModelPerfect 02-03-2004 03:34 PM

Go get me a pizza.

GonePhishing 02-03-2004 03:35 PM

Thanks, you can sleep on the floor or go home.

body 02-03-2004 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smokincash
Stand up bitch , move UR fat ass into the kitchen and bring me some beer...

...that sucks !

Looks like you have some good experience ? :Graucho

body 02-03-2004 03:40 PM

Honestly, after sex I would ask her to give me a nice after suck :thumbsup

AnalProbe 02-03-2004 03:40 PM

You got to hurry.

Your next customer is waiting.

smokincash 02-03-2004 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by body


Looks like you have some good experience ? :Graucho

Definitly not . I kicked ass of this lousy fucker !

AnalProbe 02-03-2004 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smokincash


Definitly not . I kicked ass of this lousy fucker !

:thumbsup

Bree 02-03-2004 03:56 PM

I'll be right back.. I wanna make sure the webcam was working okay... :Graucho

pushpills 02-03-2004 03:57 PM

you aren't going to press charges....right?

AnalProbe 02-03-2004 04:00 PM

You looked much better when I was horny.

Shoehorn! 02-03-2004 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chowda
did u feel me in there?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

QualityMpegs 02-03-2004 04:25 PM

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

flashfire 02-03-2004 04:27 PM

You will have to finish the job yourself

flashfire 02-03-2004 04:28 PM

or...like dropping a pencil down a mineshaft...or...like fucking a 5 gallon pale of water

directfiesta 02-03-2004 04:39 PM

Honk Honk ...

Time to go, the cab is here ...

( called it in ADVANCE!)

Babagirls 02-03-2004 04:45 PM

i hated that one time i woke up to someone who i had NO clue who he was, waking him up by saying "hey...umm...YOU......wheres the bathroom?"

:glugglug

AnalProbe 02-03-2004 04:45 PM

ECHO O o .

KC 02-03-2004 04:48 PM

"That was wonderful Michael (Jackson), put your nose back on and give me a kiss."

Head 02-03-2004 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by curio
You know, sugar, the sight of my pubic hair stuck in your teeth is SOOOOO hilarious!:1orglaugh
:1orglaugh

wyldblyss 02-03-2004 05:16 PM

"I've had better"

arial 02-03-2004 05:18 PM

I'm on the rag.

AnalProbe 02-03-2004 05:31 PM

Why are you choking ?

Well ?

Mathius 02-03-2004 05:37 PM

wow...your pussy tastes so much different than my wifes....

p1mpdogg 02-03-2004 05:38 PM

'I have AIDS'

LadyMischief 02-03-2004 05:40 PM

Is it in yet?

JDog 02-03-2004 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe
What do you think is the worst thing to say after you had sex ?

Suggestions :


- Did you like it ?

- Was I better then your ex ?

- Do you think my cock is too small ?

I think it is bad for a chick to mention her ex boyfriends dick while have & after sex!!

jDoG

TheDoc 02-03-2004 05:48 PM

Thanks Mom, I really needed that.

dicknixon 02-03-2004 05:51 PM

"Remember how I took a shit earlier? Well, Im gonna go wipe again."

AnalProbe 02-03-2004 06:49 PM

I have fucked so many girls, lied to them, dumped them...

But you are so special !

You can stay till tomorrow...


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