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Ross 02-04-2004 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
somehow you looked different last night

http://www.challenge-tv.com/dk/pics/NiceAss.jpg

Thats fucking sick.

radical 02-04-2004 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mpulse
You definitely ain't a Snickers...cause I'm not satisfied...but you could pass for a mounds...(only if she's stacked) :mad:

hahahahahaha :thumbsup

AnalProbe 02-04-2004 11:04 AM

You call THAT a vagina ?

msthumbs 02-04-2004 11:08 AM

do you mind sticking around for a while...my boyfriend will be here soon i guess..i cant get rid of him..may this will help

AnalProbe 10-13-2004 07:39 AM

Looks like your implants leak...

Kicker 10-13-2004 07:41 AM

thanx

Benja 10-13-2004 07:49 AM

"I haven't been fucked like that since I was in grade school" Fight Club.

HarlotCash Dyker 10-13-2004 07:55 AM

Your sister was a better fuck - But then, I think your brother is better in bed than both of you...

skyechase 10-13-2004 08:00 AM

Is it over already?

gleb 10-13-2004 08:02 AM

you know, that was pretty gross

Mr. Mike 10-13-2004 08:04 AM

Wow, that sucked.

Manowar 10-13-2004 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
"Damn at first I thought you were a woman"
:1orglaugh

Addam - RichRealm 10-13-2004 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Is this going to happen every night, dad?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh it's sick but that makes me laugh!

xclusive 10-13-2004 08:25 AM

you raped me would be the worst...

AnalProbe 10-13-2004 08:29 AM

I've had a lot of negative shit this year.

At least my aidstest was positive.

kowntafit 10-13-2004 08:59 AM

Quote:

"that was the best 15 seconds of my life"
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That one is awesome.

Addam - RichRealm 10-13-2004 09:13 AM

Have you just had a baby or is it always that big?

Addam

Addam - RichRealm 10-13-2004 09:15 AM

Now can I go see my friends mom?

Addam

Sifu 10-13-2004 09:20 AM

When you are done blowing your load.
Tell her:
You better get going, Some good pussy is coming next and I wouldn't want her to see you!

LaoTzu 10-13-2004 09:22 AM

"And........ CUT"

Kemist 10-13-2004 09:22 AM

Sorry did I fall asleep?

deleteduser 10-13-2004 09:51 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

one of the best threads in a long time. bookmarked.

Lucy 10-13-2004 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
just leave the cash on the table, and on your way out, will you send your sister in? thanks, see ya tuesday.

ooooh, this is really bad....:helpme :1orglaugh

Sarma 10-13-2004 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by davecummings
"Please pass the TV remote to me, honey"

Dave
www.davecummings.com

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Strife 10-13-2004 09:58 AM

did you used birth control?

TheButcher 10-13-2004 10:07 AM

can I get a refund now?:)

GonePhishing 10-13-2004 10:30 AM

"You can leave or you can sleep on the floor."

RobD 10-13-2004 11:23 AM

"I´m done, can you go out so I can open my eyes?"

Denis_SC 10-13-2004 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rigrunner
your mum was better
Even your grand mother was better . :1orglaugh

Gynecologist 10-13-2004 11:32 AM

"I wonder if I got a good camera angle this time".

Chichio 10-13-2004 11:44 AM

that was decent. :winkwink:

AnalProbe 10-13-2004 12:20 PM

What's that smell ?

Are you French ?

MikeB 10-13-2004 12:21 PM

heh - that was good, but your sister swallows.

eroswebmaster 10-13-2004 12:22 PM

Your dad's cock is bigger.

AnalProbe 10-13-2004 01:23 PM

This I learned from Juicy...

AnalProbe 11-18-2008 08:38 PM

this thread WAS and still IS funny, hehe

Kudles 11-18-2008 09:07 PM

Was that it?

AnalProbe 11-18-2008 09:31 PM

"Despite your low IQ and unattractive appearance, you are a reasonable fuck"

hankphone 11-18-2008 09:38 PM

I can't WAIT to jerk off thinking about this...

Spunky 11-18-2008 09:50 PM

Your pussy reaks,grab me a beer after you wash up

hankphone 11-18-2008 09:56 PM

and a few more I've used ---------

You gonna help me flip this mattress or what?

Jesus... is this ever gonna make me feel good?

Do you know how to use a plunger?

Whered' that condom go?

Vick! 11-18-2008 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Addam - RichRealm (Post 5547300)
Have you just had a baby or is it always that big?


that's deal breaker lol :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

AnalProbe 11-18-2008 10:27 PM

"You can put that Livecam off now..."

AK 11-18-2008 10:54 PM

"do you have advil?"

ExLust 11-18-2008 11:02 PM

"Ah ah ah ah oh oh oh" - Faking.

Yngwie 11-18-2008 11:03 PM

"I've had better"
"what do you mean we're done? Did we even start yet"

AnalProbe 11-18-2008 11:11 PM

"You know sweety, the first time I met you, I KNEW I was falling in love with you, I KNEW I was going to fuck you, and I KNEW I was going to dump you right after that..."

LoveSandra 11-18-2008 11:19 PM

"I really love you Tom"

hankphone 11-18-2008 11:45 PM

I need to be completely honost with you...

raven1083 11-18-2008 11:48 PM

sorry i thought it was her


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