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hahahahahaha :thumbsup |
You call THAT a vagina ?
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do you mind sticking around for a while...my boyfriend will be here soon i guess..i cant get rid of him..may this will help
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Looks like your implants leak...
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thanx
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"I haven't been fucked like that since I was in grade school" Fight Club.
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Your sister was a better fuck - But then, I think your brother is better in bed than both of you...
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Is it over already?
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you know, that was pretty gross
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Wow, that sucked.
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh it's sick but that makes me laugh! |
you raped me would be the worst...
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I've had a lot of negative shit this year.
At least my aidstest was positive. |
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That one is awesome. |
Have you just had a baby or is it always that big?
Addam |
Now can I go see my friends mom?
Addam |
When you are done blowing your load.
Tell her: You better get going, Some good pussy is coming next and I wouldn't want her to see you! |
"And........ CUT"
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Sorry did I fall asleep?
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
one of the best threads in a long time. bookmarked. |
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ooooh, this is really bad....:helpme :1orglaugh |
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did you used birth control?
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can I get a refund now?:)
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"You can leave or you can sleep on the floor."
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"I´m done, can you go out so I can open my eyes?"
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"I wonder if I got a good camera angle this time".
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that was decent. :winkwink:
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What's that smell ?
Are you French ? |
heh - that was good, but your sister swallows.
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Your dad's cock is bigger.
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This I learned from Juicy...
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this thread WAS and still IS funny, hehe
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Was that it?
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"Despite your low IQ and unattractive appearance, you are a reasonable fuck"
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I can't WAIT to jerk off thinking about this...
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Your pussy reaks,grab me a beer after you wash up
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and a few more I've used ---------
You gonna help me flip this mattress or what? Jesus... is this ever gonna make me feel good? Do you know how to use a plunger? Whered' that condom go? |
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that's deal breaker lol :1orglaugh:1orglaugh |
"You can put that Livecam off now..."
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"do you have advil?"
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"Ah ah ah ah oh oh oh" - Faking.
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"I've had better"
"what do you mean we're done? Did we even start yet" |
"You know sweety, the first time I met you, I KNEW I was falling in love with you, I KNEW I was going to fuck you, and I KNEW I was going to dump you right after that..."
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"I really love you Tom"
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I need to be completely honost with you...
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sorry i thought it was her
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