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I wonder what my ex is up to these days!
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can you just go
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Would you mind if I go fishing inside your pussy right now? I'm sure it's crawling with tunas in there.
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you can either sleep on the floor or in the wet spot, the right side of the bed is mine.
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are you done yet?
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girl - "is it in yet?"
guy - "is it okay if i write you a check?" |
:)
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I gotta get a quick shower and go I have another date in 20 minutes
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Now when I take this gag off your not going to scream right?
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Where's your make-up ?
Jezus ! Go fix that immediately ! |
Did that feel like a real penis?
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Get down, get up, get dressed, and get out!
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"that was the best 15 seconds of my life"
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You're wicked, aren't ya ???
:ak47: take down the grand'ma !! |
Hey! Good for you big boy....you lasted 60 seconds this time! :winkwink:
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My doctor said as long as I don't have sex my disease won't spread. Oh well.
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Why did we get this hotelroom for free ?
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Did you enjoy our mutual interest in sexual intercourse, my little Fellatia ?
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So..... how much?
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Thanks, you were very helpful.
Now get a life. |
I have to write some of them and test them next time.
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I thought I wouldn't manage to cum.
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"So when are you gonna make dinner?..."
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jello was better
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"I swear, next time it will be longer....."
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hahahahahaha :thumbsup |
You call THAT a vagina ?
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do you mind sticking around for a while...my boyfriend will be here soon i guess..i cant get rid of him..may this will help
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Looks like your implants leak...
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thanx
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"I haven't been fucked like that since I was in grade school" Fight Club.
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Your sister was a better fuck - But then, I think your brother is better in bed than both of you...
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Is it over already?
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you know, that was pretty gross
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