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You were a cadaverous lay.
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"I have had much better before...but hey, who am I to complain ?"
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"Your body sucks bigtime, but I like the way you stare at me all the time"
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- So.....thats it?
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"Are you lactating, or is your left implant leaking ?"
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"I don't understand why you are so angry... its called explosive diarrhea for a reason."
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Worst thing hearing from a girl after sex - did you cum yet? Worst thing to tell a girl...hmmm "Did you fart or is that your pussy?.." |
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This one's on the house.
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your sister/mother was better
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"let's not do that again"
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"I just can't believe you made me come"
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Do you have any Vodka in the house? It really soothes my mouth sores.
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translation, please |
Hahahaha
both are terrible... |
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but never hey you |
"Your sister was better".
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"what s your name again?"
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"Holly shit! i m turning Gay"
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"I faked my orgasm. I pissed."
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This AnalProbe thread still is f'king funny...
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My line: "I'm sorry...."
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You're almost as good as your mother. haha okay, I just pulled that one out of my ass.
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"I was never really into you"
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wow that was gross
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can you rub this herpes cream in for me....yeah....riiiiiight there.
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your not as good as your sister
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by the way, i have aids
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So, when's your daughter get back from night school?
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zzzzzzzzzzz...
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It burns when I urinate...
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Nest time wash your pussy 1st - it stinks!
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me: hey baby are you thirsty?
her: yeah me: cool, there are some plastic cups under the sink, get yourself something to go. |
An after sex conversation with a girl I went on a date with...
Girl:"Wow you really know what you are doing for someone so inexperienced" Me: "Who said I was inexperienced?" Girl: "I dont know I just thought you were, like only with one or two girls" Me: "Hahaha what if I said the number was like X (you all dont need to know)" Girl: "Gasp oh my god that would explain it, but seriously I cant get over this, please just leave." Funny thing was I cut the number in half :) She won't talk to me now, if I run into her she just runs off and is all weird. |
I don't want to rush you but I have an early meeting tomorrow
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Pretty stupid thread...
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I had a girl say to me one time while giving me a blowjob: "What would you say if I said I am pregnant?"
My reply was: "It's nothing a bottle of drano and a rag wont fix" I never saw her again after that... I just can't figure out why...LOL |
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your pussy smells!
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I regret that I fucked you
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I'm done, you can bury her now.
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Shit, gota go your husband is here...
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What would she do if she ever meets any of my buddies or something? Better to break it off near the beginning than to have her find out after getting serious and having her freak the fuck out and me getting feelings for her at some point just to have her leave me because she thought it was 2. I am all for not sharing your numbers with a partner but they should have an idea if its 2, 200 or 2000. Peoples definition of a slut varies quite significantly. |
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