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Z	11-18-2008 11:54 PM

You were a cadaverous lay.

AnalProbe

11-18-2008 11:56 PM

"I have had much better before...but hey, who am I to complain ?"

AnalProbe

11-19-2008 07:01 AM

"Your body sucks bigtime, but I like the way you stare at me all the time"

Dirty Lord

11-19-2008 07:05 AM

- So.....thats it?

AnalProbe

11-19-2008 07:06 AM

"Are you lactating, or is your left implant leaking ?"

- Jesus Christ -

11-19-2008 07:07 AM

"I don't understand why you are so angry... its called explosive diarrhea for a reason."

InternetIsForPorn

11-19-2008 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaoTzu (Post 5547345)

"And........ CUT"

Damn, beat me to it :D

Worst thing hearing from a girl after sex - did you cum yet?

Worst thing to tell a girl...hmmm

"Did you fart or is that your pussy?.."

Lil Miss C Cups

11-19-2008 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davecummings (Post 3251496)

"Please pass the TV remote to me, honey"

Dave
www.davecummings.com

lol v bad!

Holly

11-19-2008 07:23 AM

This one's on the house.

gideongallery

11-19-2008 07:35 AM

your sister/mother was better

Scott McD

11-19-2008 07:38 AM

"let's not do that again"

AnalProbe

11-19-2008 07:39 AM

"I just can't believe you made me come"

bronco67

11-19-2008 07:42 AM

Do you have any Vodka in the house? It really soothes my mouth sores.

czarina

11-19-2008 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fungus (Post 3251344)

The worse thing I said afterwards was Damn your like a dead fuck, I will say this I WILL NEVER SAY That again.... She is my ex now and till this day she rembers it and sorry just don't work this was 7 years ago when I said it.

TOM

translation, please

tranza

11-19-2008 07:42 AM

Hahahaha
both are terrible...

gideongallery

11-19-2008 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls (Post 3252906)

i hated that one time i woke up to someone who i had NO clue who he was, waking him up by saying "hey...umm...YOU......wheres the bathroom?"

:glugglug

see i have gotten the hun/sweetie/stupid cute pet name where's the bathroom.
but never hey you

Rochard

11-19-2008 08:09 AM

"Your sister was better".

zentz

11-19-2008 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Waters (Post 3250726)

When are you leaving?

:thumbsup

pixovore

11-19-2008 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnalProbe (Post 3250704)

What do you think is the worst thing to say after you had sex ?

Suggestions :

- Did you like it ?

- Was I better then your ex ?

- Do you think my cock is too small ?

Fair enough, your mom shags better, though!

pixovore

11-19-2008 08:17 AM

"what s your name again?"

pixovore

11-19-2008 08:25 AM

"Holly shit! i m turning Gay"

Holly

11-19-2008 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pixovore (Post 15076913)

"Holly shit!

I think this part is pretty bad, on it's own.

AnalProbe

11-19-2008 09:39 AM

"I faked my orgasm. I pissed."

AnalProbe

06-15-2010 05:01 AM

This AnalProbe thread still is f'king funny...

CaptainHowdy

06-15-2010 06:28 AM

My line: "I'm sorry...."

NetHorse

06-15-2010 07:54 AM

You're almost as good as your mother. haha okay, I just pulled that one out of my ass.

AnalProbe

06-15-2010 08:17 AM

"I was never really into you"

Andy CHOOPA

06-15-2010 08:25 AM

wow that was gross

EdgeXXX

06-15-2010 08:39 AM

VHNet

06-15-2010 08:44 AM

can you rub this herpes cream in for me....yeah....riiiiiight there.

scarlettcontent

06-15-2010 08:49 AM

your not as good as your sister

Serial Pervert

06-15-2010 09:22 AM

by the way, i have aids

GrouchyAdmin

06-15-2010 09:48 AM

So, when's your daughter get back from night school?

M0nk	06-15-2010 02:28 PM

zzzzzzzzzzz...

DudeRick

06-15-2010 05:02 PM

It burns when I urinate...

DateDoc

06-15-2010 05:10 PM

Nest time wash your pussy 1st - it stinks!

Jon Oso

06-15-2010 05:12 PM

me: hey baby are you thirsty?
her: yeah
me: cool, there are some plastic cups under the sink, get yourself something to go.

brentbacardi

06-15-2010 05:43 PM

An after sex conversation with a girl I went on a date with...

Girl:"Wow you really know what you are doing for someone so inexperienced"

Me: "Who said I was inexperienced?"

Girl: "I dont know I just thought you were, like only with one or two girls"

Me: "Hahaha what if I said the number was like X (you all dont need to know)"

Girl: "Gasp oh my god that would explain it, but seriously I cant get over this, please just leave."

Funny thing was I cut the number in half :)

She won't talk to me now, if I run into her she just runs off and is all weird.

closer

06-15-2010 05:45 PM

I don't want to rush you but I have an early meeting tomorrow

Chosen

06-15-2010 09:16 PM

Pretty stupid thread...

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