Weird thing to say after sex... :1orglaugh

I had a girl say to me one time while giving me a blowjob: "What would you say if I said I am pregnant?"

My reply was: "It's nothing a bottle of drano and a rag wont fix"

I never saw her again after that... I just can't figure out why...LOL

OMG... that's... awful:1orglaugh

your pussy smells!

I was great, but you were shit. No really, I was incredible.

I regret that I fucked you

I'm done, you can bury her now.

Shit, gota go your husband is here...

So you just cock blocked yourself? cool story bro

Nah I already hit it. Plus how the fuck am I going to date a girl and not tell her what I do lol. If shes not even able to accept that ive been with more than like 2 girls then its not going to work, shes just not for me.

What would she do if she ever meets any of my buddies or something? Better to break it off near the beginning than to have her find out after getting serious and having her freak the fuck out and me getting feelings for her at some point just to have her leave me because she thought it was 2.

I am all for not sharing your numbers with a partner but they should have an idea if its 2, 200 or 2000. Peoples definition of a slut varies quite significantly.

Time to get back to work. Nite.
:pimp

If she said: "Um yeah, I am one of the people who voted yes in this thread... https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=973736 Probably should have told you first."

See how much I care ?

Even a fatal virus can't stop me making love to you.

I really did not want to fuck you but it was either you or my hand. No offense k babe ;)

You're better than masturbation.