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stocktrader23 03-10-2004 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lurking
these must be the cool kids.

<img src="http://www.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/s/t/stanrost/www/photos/y2k3/Krutoj%20DJ%20Kolya.jpg" width="640" height="480">

My friends are all party animals.

<img src="http://www.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/s/t/stanrost/www/photos/Leonich_BD_2003/101_0145_Money_Dance.jpg" width="800">

Ironhorse 03-10-2004 02:39 PM

Smoke pot, drink beer and scotch and coke and if that doesn't work, eat the girl next to you :Graucho

http://www.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.ed...lya_Smokin.jpg

stocktrader23 03-10-2004 02:40 PM

Ok ok, that's not really me. I'm the one in the black jacket next to Boneprone's nephew.

<img src="http://www.jmu.edu/orgs/nationalaed/March%207d,%20Dancing%2028.jpg">

Ironhorse 03-10-2004 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lurking
these must be the cool kids.

<img src="http://www.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/s/t/stanrost/www/photos/y2k3/Krutoj%20DJ%20Kolya.jpg" width="640" height="480">

What gave it away? Is it that 'party animal' look in their eyes? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

axelcat 03-10-2004 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tonkagunner
Eat at Mcdonalds for a month.
You do that and you will be hospitalized

Fletch XXX 03-10-2004 02:43 PM

Eat that dinner that Sumo Wrestleres in training eat. Chenko? Its served to them multiple times a day in huge helpings. Its a Sumo Stew, was reading about it the other night online.

it packs on the lbs, but is healthy too.

quick google search:

"A traditional Sumo stew, called Chanko, is served for breakfast. Chanko is a fatty stew with pork, cabbage, eggs and bean sprouts.

After a nap, they watch television until they eat dinner and then reitre.

Gorging then sleeping promotes weight gain."

http://wpni01.auroraquanta.com/pv/sumo?img=2379

C-Bass 03-10-2004 02:43 PM

is thaat really you? if so, what da hell are you holding in your hand???


and if you;re serious, its called ------> Deca:Graucho

m00d 03-10-2004 02:44 PM

go on the sleazydream diet

polish_aristocrat 03-10-2004 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Ok ok, that's not really me. I'm the one in the black jacket next to Boneprone's nephew.

<img src="http://www.jmu.edu/orgs/nationalaed/March%207d,%20Dancing%2028.jpg">

now i am totally lost :( :helpme

Rictor 03-10-2004 02:46 PM

Getting married helped me gain weight.

Ic3m4nZ 03-10-2004 02:47 PM

50 skinny bitches

NoCarrier 03-10-2004 02:47 PM

http://xxxdesign.net/part1.jpg

Ask this guy

Alex Xe 03-10-2004 02:49 PM

:1orglaugh

stocktrader23 03-10-2004 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alex Xe
:1orglaugh
:glugglug

stocktrader23 03-10-2004 05:49 PM

I'm such a sexy bitch.

pimplink 03-10-2004 06:15 PM

...eat, sleep. eat, sleep.
more eat and more sleep.

Illicit 03-10-2004 06:17 PM

only eat McDonalds

lurking 03-10-2004 06:17 PM

I must say, the Sleazy party pics are worse than the MIT dorks.

doornx 03-10-2004 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by axelcat


You do that and you will be hospitalized

LOL..yeah..buy weightgainer powder and eat/drink 2 shakes a day

the Shemp 03-10-2004 06:42 PM

http://www.shemp.com/pdog.jpg

DatingGold 03-10-2004 06:45 PM

your wife could do better.. but I don't think thats you

GiantGnome 03-10-2004 06:47 PM

Get on anti depressants and youll blimp up very quickly!:disgust

Seriously, try a simple milkshake. Just 3 scoops of icecream in a glass a milk 3 times a day will do wonders.:thumbsup

stephanie m. 03-10-2004 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by galleryseek
workout w/ heavy weight, and eat right. worked for me! :winkwink:

http://www.bodygain.com/members/phot...1078388975.jpg

You are cute!

willysbirthday 03-10-2004 06:58 PM

S W A L L O W

reynold 03-10-2004 07:03 PM

eat what is healthy. never mind the weight.

BCS 03-10-2004 08:53 PM

Dianabol and Deca Durabolin

TweetyBird 03-10-2004 08:56 PM

eat well and exercice :thumbsup

SomeCreep 03-10-2004 09:02 PM

http://www.pigdump.com/images/lard.jpg

Kasek 03-14-2004 03:37 AM

ugly girls!

:glugglug


p.s. russian read :

http://www.crutop.nu/ubb/Forum6/HTML/007698.html

maxjohan 03-14-2004 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crockett
dude I'm right there with you... I can't gain weight for shit.. I guess I'm too active I should sit around and do nothing all day.
I do nothing all day and I cant gain weight...

I want muscles :Graucho

maxjohan 03-14-2004 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnbosh
have the same thing here, I am very skinny and my weigth is sooooooooooo below the average, hope some people here have tips:)
pasta and lots of it.

:glugglug

maxjohan 03-14-2004 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
wow, is this thread for real ?
link hotten.

:glugglug

boris77 03-14-2004 03:54 AM

Fuck a little less...or drink some more beer...(+next day eat as much as possible)
Borrow some fat from the girl next to ya

:Graucho

jigg 03-14-2004 04:28 AM

eat more often, more calories.
several smaller meals a day with lots of calories.

your diet should be carbohydrates, protein, and fat in proportion 50%/35%/15% respectively

multiply your current weight times 10
whatever you come up is how much you need to consume daily just to keep your current weight.

to gain a pound per week, you need to add 500 calories extra every single day of the week. eating 3500 extra calories per week should gain you approximately 1lb

abyss_al 03-14-2004 04:31 AM

carbs and weight gainer shakes

abyss_al 03-14-2004 04:32 AM

eat less often but in big portions

that will slow down ur metabolism

strobi 03-14-2004 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jigg
eat more often, more calories.
several smaller meals a day with lots of calories.

your diet should be carbohydrates, protein, and fat in proportion 50%/35%/15% respectively

multiply your current weight times 10
whatever you come up is how much you need to consume daily just to keep your current weight.

to gain a pound per week, you need to add 500 calories extra every single day of the week. eating 3500 extra calories per week should gain you approximately 1lb

Sounds good... but try and watch the FAT! I know, sounds strange to watch for fat if you want to gain weight. But do it! Or you'll be dead by 40:2 cents:

pradaboy 03-14-2004 05:37 AM

eat everything in sight :glugglug

Trippekdick 03-14-2004 05:41 AM

looking good man

Kicker 03-14-2004 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
http://xxxdesign.net/part1.jpg

Ask this guy

LOL


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