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Ic3m4nZ 03-18-2004 02:42 PM

100 posting jobs

Sexy Rex 03-18-2004 02:42 PM

Too late Sleazy, now you started this thread saying 200 posts and no matter how often you now say that was a hi number, this thread is going to go on and on about that 200 number...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NaughtyJenn 03-18-2004 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule
Do 6 and throw one my way :)
6 would be crazy, 6 naughtyjenns roaming the earth.. that would be nuts! you would have to keep one locked in your bedroom ok?

StuartD 03-18-2004 02:44 PM

200 per day isn't really that much if you're posting on 5 or 6 boards every day...

200 on just one board is insane :glugglug

BradM 03-18-2004 02:50 PM

Duuude. I am a massive whore and my max days I can get out 120 on gfy and 60 other places.
That's like... INTENSE posting.

Trax 03-18-2004 02:50 PM

damn are a lot of you guys whiny bitches
unbelieveable

what is so hard about 25 good posts an hour?
imagine you are doing this fulltime

its easily possible for most of the board whores here who pretend to be webmasters

its like working in a call center being on the phone all day
its same here just with posting

so stop crying about 200 and get back to fucking work
jesus

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-18-2004 02:51 PM

You idiot...

Just pick somebody already...:1orglaugh

SleazyDream 03-18-2004 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlienQ
You idiot...

Just pick somebody already...:1orglaugh

got several great applicats now.

waiting on two others that are comming in shortly

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-18-2004 02:53 PM

Then there application is late...

Fuck em...

Jman 03-18-2004 02:56 PM

Why am I not surprise you coming up with a Post like that...

3k us it's a good offer for sure :thumbsup

NiTe-HaWk 03-18-2004 03:03 PM

Hey SleazyDream,

I would be intersted in the job. I can guaruntee I will post 150 post a day. I haven't really posted a ton here but I have been doing websites and promtion for about 2 years. If your think the company might be interested let me know. You can hit me up on ICQ 78084125 and ask me any questions you might need to answered.

Thanks,
NiTe-HaWk

mule 03-18-2004 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyJenn


6 would be crazy, 6 naughtyjenns roaming the earth.. that would be nuts! you would have to keep one locked in your bedroom ok?

um, that's exactly what I intended yes :)

TurboAngel 03-18-2004 03:05 PM

Now that sounds like a fun job.


:thumbsup

UK1 03-18-2004 03:08 PM

200 posts is a lot to pull of in a day..... I'd even say its damn near impossible

TheSpaceBulldog 03-18-2004 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


Fuck that!!! This job is mine!

I saw it before he did and I need the money because my content biz and lobsterman gig are not bringing in enough coinage for me to contiunue my crusade to free the slaves.

:ugone2far
LMAO..!!

media 03-18-2004 03:28 PM

Lol.. at a rate of 1 post every 5 minutes (based on creating a quality post with substance, and hitting submit and such, You would have to work 16 hours straight to reach 200 posts.. thats quite a bit of time I think.. haha..

30-50 posts is more realistic.. at least then you got 900-1500 posts per month average, and that puts you into a good sig exposure area.. as well as the fact that they are answering plenty of questions with thought out answers, not just smileys, and other useless shits..

I can post 200 smileys in a day in approximately 3 hours though..

lol..

johnbosh 03-18-2004 03:30 PM

wow thats a nice loan, but you mus have the time for it:D

maxjohan 03-18-2004 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
Ok, I have a lead on a company that wants to try something new. They're not paying someone to be a post whore with meaningless crap, but they want a full time board rep.

posting mostly to GFY - as it's the biggest and the best, but some to the other boards too. (lens - you didn't hear that)

It involves not only signature, but responding to all questions about the company of course on the boards. more so above that, they want someone who will PROPERLY participate in good discusions and represent the company in a good light. Soemone who is willing to have fun on the boards - and not piss anyone off either. Someone who will post 200 + GOOD posts a day, no drivel.

this is a full time job - meaning 40+ hours per week (5-6 days a week work) of posting and nothing but posting and watching the boards (mostly GFY). Also responding to questions via icq about the company.

their name will have to be new and reflect the company paying their salary. (eg companynameBILL)

salary $3000/month US funds.

Sexy women PREFERED of course - esp those willing to post naked or topless pics of themselves, but smart and whitty guys also welcome to apply.

decision will be made by march 20 - possibly sooner so do not HESITATE to apply NOW as if they see someone we love they may just hire that person on the spot.

no guarentee if the job will continue after one month - that will depend on revenue generated and general feel of the whole thing, but there is a good chance of it becoming a long term job.


anyone interested in applying post here or icq me at 105713197

(i'm not always on icq but i do check it 3-4 times a day)

I sold 20 calendars of my fucking sig only, in 2 months. Enough Said. Go check Gfy sig market and you will see what joe said and I didnt know about it... but know I know that Im very qualified for this job.

So how many webmasters do you bring from
your sig?

:glugglug

jmarzlak 03-18-2004 03:47 PM

will one the sexy females post example pics already? haha

polish_aristocrat 03-18-2004 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by maxjohan
I sold 20 calendars of my fucking sig only, in 2 months. Enough Said. Go check Gfy sig market and you will see what joe said and I didnt know about it... but know I know that Im very qualified for this job.

So how many webmasters do you bring from
your sig?

:glugglug

Maxjohan, you cannot take this job.
You are sold out for 1 year in advance to the guy who bid 1 dollar more than me for your sig :(

Shoehorn! 03-18-2004 03:52 PM

I'll do it. 200 posts a day seems like a lot though.

PlayGirl 03-18-2004 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
jesus christ people - i said 200 might have been a high number!

mahoney 03-18-2004 04:02 PM

Sounds Like A Good Gig :thumbsup

CrazyNakedChick 03-18-2004 04:05 PM

very interesting, great PR position.

who is the company and what is their reputation?

Tuga 03-18-2004 04:07 PM

Fuck it, let's make it 250 per day!!! Do some maths now.

SoundMan 03-18-2004 04:16 PM

The tit pic should be cumming soon.

Jmac 03-18-2004 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Huggles
Hahaha



I'm punching myself in the balls at the thought of a job posting messages.

NOW THAT.... is funny. nice one.

VeriSexy 03-18-2004 04:18 PM

Just get $5 to do it. :thumbsup 200 good post a day is impossible

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-18-2004 04:20 PM

Sleazy.
I have just the girl for you. Emm...

Your client I mean.

My wife needs a job, she is a great bullshitter!:1orglaugh

ICQ: 78943384

PICS available upon request. I mean resume.

Speedy26 03-18-2004 04:23 PM

I can do 200 post a year:thumbsup

cool1 03-18-2004 04:23 PM

"Sexy women PREFERED of course - esp those willing to post naked or topless pics of themselves"

According to this, I think it will be a women who gets the job, not one of the guys.

I could be wrong though

svenski 03-18-2004 04:25 PM

I'd do it but more as a long term thing, for it to work you'd need someone who was there to build up a relationship with clients over time.

Just my :2 cents:

I don't look good in a dress though , would have to shave my legs. Fuck it, I'll go to alt.binaries.ex-wives and pick a semi decent bitch photo at random...just call me Tracey.

:thumbsup

Speedy26 03-18-2004 05:00 PM

who got the job?

bhutocracy 03-18-2004 05:01 PM

I'm surprised the board whores aren't all over this like a rash.. well.. maybe they are.. I'd hate to see the ICQ's Sleazy's getting.

CrazyNakedChick 03-18-2004 05:08 PM

i'd love to do this, the extra income would come in very handy.

sumphatpimp 03-18-2004 06:35 PM

time for me to look for another board.
I won't be a part of such bullshit.
see you people on some other webmaster board.

69pornlinks 03-18-2004 06:38 PM

200 posts a day i'm sure your ICQ is getting hit hard, but 200 good post is not posbile most threads are a bunch of bullshit..good luck to whoever get's slected

DamageX 03-18-2004 06:40 PM

$10K and I'm yours. I get things done. Wanna test my abilities? There's always ICQ.

wdsguy 03-18-2004 06:44 PM

health benefits?

digifan 03-18-2004 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


got several great applicats now.

waiting on two others that are comming in shortly

Are you sure? Or was it made up? :)

KaLi 03-18-2004 06:47 PM

Good job, especially for that pay. But I dont have the time :-\

KeWLKaT 03-18-2004 06:47 PM

wow 3k to post

doornx 03-18-2004 07:04 PM

200 posts a day is not needed...reading a thread is a part of the job also

Honeyslut 03-18-2004 07:14 PM

Well, if I was a young sexy girl .......................................

raster 03-18-2004 07:21 PM

Great poing

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Good Job, I would apply but I am in a different time zone to do this full time.
And certainly I am not "somebody" yet.
But I am sure many people who have even less knowledge about the industry will apply since that job sounds simply too good not to apply.

Ah, BTW, $3k is great, but you have to take into consideration that since this is basically a full time job, people who make some decent money in this industry ( and that means they have knowledge and experience ) won't quit what they are doing only to start posting here full time for $3k.
Whereas the majority of those who make far less money that that, doesn't have the knowledge nor experience necessary to make really meaningfull posts.


jimmyf 03-18-2004 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
Lol thats funny as hell, worth it though I think
But 200 posts a day thats NOT worthless is next to impossible.

:1orglaugh fuck I think 5 a day is a bunch:1orglaugh

Living For Today 03-18-2004 07:55 PM

looks like a good position for someone.

Spunky 03-18-2004 07:58 PM

:1orglaugh ..Good luck trying to find someone to post 200 posts per day answering questions...thats more than a 8 hour shift...

Guesswho 03-18-2004 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


you'd be SERIOUSLY considered

I guess you saw her pics aswell huh? :winkwink:
I'm even willing to bet that she could get bit more out of that
salary if she would work in-house lol

on a serious note.....good offer.....and smart move of the
company that is doing this.....well worth the money without a
doubt

Vitasoy 03-18-2004 08:04 PM

Good luck, who ever gets the job :)


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