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merlin77 05-21-2004 11:19 AM

personally, one of my favorites has always been..."oh your from Canada? I know this guy that lives there, his name is Bill, do you know him?"

Phoenix 05-21-2004 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
"Rabid rednecks.."....last time I checked the KKK hasn't made an appearance in this neck of the woods. We are far from rednecks honey.
actually im not proud of this...but the founding chapter of the kkk in canada was from Barrie

ADL Colin 05-21-2004 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by beergood
Canada ... who we wouldn't let into the union.
Actually, there was an open offer to Canada in the Articles of Confederation to join the union.

SlickCash Sarah 05-21-2004 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by merlin77
personally, one of my favorites has always been..."oh your from Canada? I know this guy that lives there, his name is Bill, do you know him?"
YAH...I totally forgot to put that one in there. Its funny cause when I was in the airport in Atlanta coming home, one of the baggage claim guys was like "Your from Toronto..My girl lives in Toronto....You know her? She works as a parole officer in a prison there. "....I just about died laughing.

baddog 05-21-2004 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by candyflip
Don't the usually ask you what PPS means too? :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SlickCash Sarah 05-21-2004 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Is this your way of flirting with me baby?? LMAO

baddog 05-21-2004 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Listen brad..I don't wanna name name's but YES...I was asked each of those questions SERIOUSLY at least once in Atlanta..some of them several times, by several different people. I think its funny though.
I have a feeling people are just testing your gullibility . . . . you passed

MetaMan 05-21-2004 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
"Rabid rednecks.."....last time I checked the KKK hasn't made an appearance in this neck of the woods. We are far from rednecks honey.
in Alberta near the american boarder there is a big KKK camp, its the headquarters in Canada,

there isnt that many KKK left but yes there is still camps set up.

Morphius 05-21-2004 11:28 AM

Canada? Never heard of it.

XxXotic 05-21-2004 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by candyflip
Don't the usually ask you what PPS means too? :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh i had that same conversation

beergood 05-21-2004 11:30 AM

50 people say fuck canada

Eric 05-21-2004 11:31 AM

I didn't ask you any of those questions. I asked you how come you were ignoring me. :( no love

baddog 05-21-2004 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Is this your way of flirting with me baby?? LMAO
I believe I asked you not to call me baby . . . . I was serious

Phoenix 05-21-2004 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
I believe I asked you not to call me baby . . . . I was serious
well why not stay out of her threads then?

Rictor 05-21-2004 11:33 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Listen brad..I don't wanna name name's but YES...I was asked each of those questions SERIOUSLY at least once in Atlanta..some of them several times, by several different people. I think its funny though.
No one is being serious. It's called sarcasm. I ask questions like that with a straight face all the time.

Are you blonde?

Alisa 05-21-2004 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
"Rabid rednecks.."....last time I checked the KKK hasn't made an appearance in this neck of the woods. We are far from rednecks honey.
Nice one Sarah :)

baddog 05-21-2004 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
well why not stay out of her threads then?
Why don't you bite me? Does that mean any time you reply in a thread I start I can call you whatever I want? :321GFY

Holly 05-21-2004 11:34 AM

In all honesty, they taught us very little about Canada. Until I started slinging porn and realized that 75% of Canadians work in this area, I had almost forgotten it existed.

I remember US history, and I remember studying almost every continent and major nation in World History, but it's like we just skipped over Canada. And I'm not even joking. :1orglaugh I was kind of embarrassed when I first started "meeting" all you online Canadians because I really had to do a refresher geography lesson to know where all the cities were and which providences they're in. :1orglaugh

Roger 05-21-2004 11:35 AM

I guess they just wanna be funny and make conversation.

Buff 05-21-2004 11:35 AM

When I went to Montreal, it looked like Mexico, only it was colder.

FreeHugeMovies 05-21-2004 11:35 AM

You have to remember Americans are very oblivious to other countries. If you have no beef with the USA we tend to put you on ignore till something happens. Americans are very narrow minded as well and probably think Canada is some frozen tundra.

Plus I've never saw a class in college education Americans on the history of Canada. :2 cents:

Phoenix 05-21-2004 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
Why don't you bite me? Does that mean any time you reply in a thread I start I can call you whatever I want? :321GFY
if you pop your head into every single thread i make..just to insult me and try to belittle me...then yeah i will call you whatever the fuck i want



dont you have anything else to do?

SlickCash Sarah 05-21-2004 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
Why don't you bite me? Does that mean any time you reply in a thread I start I can call you whatever I want? :321GFY
Someone is bored today obviosly! Instead of hating on me, why dont you send me your traffic-I know thats what you secretly want to do anyway...OH YEAH....you don't have any.
LMAO...have a great weekend!

beergood 05-21-2004 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
In all honesty, they taught us very little about Canada. Until I started slinging porn and realized that 75% of Canadians work in this area, I had almost forgotten it existed.

I remember US history, and I remember studying almost every continent and major nation in World History, but it's like we just skipped over Canada. And I'm not even joking. :1orglaugh I was kind of embarrassed when I first started "meeting" all you online Canadians because I really had to do a refresher geography lesson to know where all the cities were and which providences they're in. :1orglaugh

In all seriousness this is very true. The only information I know of concerning Canada came from a few biographies I read and an American Revolution book.

Jive 05-21-2004 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by beergood
50 people say fuck canada

I've heard more than 150,000+ people at Oktoberfest in Germany telling everyone how they really feel about americans he.he.

Well atleast when I travel I tell them i'm canadian now!

when they think your a "USA'R" then they "the world'
looks done on you..
canadians don't start shit the world knows that and we have better beer, also were not out trying to screw everyone..
:1orglaugh

baddog 05-21-2004 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
if you pop your head into every single thread i make..just to insult me and try to belittle me...then yeah i will call you whatever the fuck i want



dont you have anything else to do?

No, I think today I will spend finding threads you have started so I can insult and belittle you.

If you will notice, this thread was started with the intent of insulting and belittling Americans . . . . so yeah, it might draw my attention :321GFY

baddog 05-21-2004 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Someone is bored today obviosly! Instead of hating on me, why dont you send me your traffic-I know thats what you secretly want to do anyway...OH YEAH....you don't have any.
LMAO...have a great weekend!

witty and dumb . . . nice combination

SlickCash Sarah 05-21-2004 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
No, I think today I will spend finding threads you have started so I can insult and belittle you.

If you will notice, this thread was started with the intent of insulting and belittling Americans . . . . so yeah, it might draw my attention :321GFY

Actually if you took a second to read the title, it says "You americans make me laugh my ass off"...where do you see any insults? The only one tossing insults around is YOU, as you usually do in my posts. Always trying to get close to me...Its cute though! Like a puppy following around its master. Thanks...

Holly 05-21-2004 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by Buff
When I went to Montreal, it looked like Mexico, only it was colder.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Chichio 05-21-2004 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Why is it that whenever I meet Amercians, they ask me one or all of the following questions about Canadians:

1. Do you ride a dogsled to work?
2. Why do you say "aboot" instead of about?
3. Do you guys have Mountied police officers everywhere ?(although we do some places)
4. I heard its so cold that you have to wear Parkas, and Moccasins in the winter time. Is that true?
5. Do you live in igloos?
6. Do you see beavers living in our backyard?

Everytime I meet an American they ask me about one of those things....Do they teach you about Canada in school over there? Or the climate and geography of the different provinces?

Let me know....I think its funny:1orglaugh

You exaggerate.

Phoenix 05-21-2004 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
No, I think today I will spend finding threads you have started so I can insult and belittle you.

If you will notice, this thread was started with the intent of insulting and belittling Americans . . . . so yeah, it might draw my attention :321GFY

Have fun insulting me Baddog...lol

nothing you say will ever matter to me, however when you try to pick on someone new..i have to ask myself why?


you dont even know hwo you are talking to or about anymore...time to smoke another perhaps?

VirtuMike 05-21-2004 11:48 AM

I heard the outlaws ride caribou through town with six shooters and smoke Du Mauriers and drink Labatt's bleu and steal salmon from sidewalk vendors.

baddog 05-21-2004 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
where do you see any insults
How about implying that people actually ask you those questions and are serious about it?

I wonder how many Canadians do actiually see beavers in their back yards? I happen to know some that do.

For the record, when did I insult you in this thread? When I called you witty and dumb because of some bullshit comment about my traffic and why I don't send it to you?

WTF would I send you traffic when I have my own program?

Arousal Design 05-21-2004 11:50 AM

we're stupid americans leave us alone =)

Holly 05-21-2004 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by Jive
I've heard more than 150,000+ people at Oktoberfest in Germany telling everyone how they really feel about americans he.he.

Well atleast when I travel I tell them i'm canadian now!

when they think your a "USA'R" then they "the world'
looks done on you..
canadians don't start shit the world knows that and we have better beer, also were not out trying to screw everyone..
:1orglaugh

Sadly, your educational system doesn't appear to be much better than ours. :1orglaugh

baddog 05-21-2004 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix


you dont even know hwo you are talking to or about anymore...time to smoke another perhaps?

Actually, I know full well who I am talking to, as she spammed me early on then acted confused when I asked her a couple questions about her program. So, why don't you stop kissing her ass, because it is you that does not know what they are talking about

Phoenix 05-21-2004 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
Actually, I know full well who I am talking to, as she spammed me early on then acted confused when I asked her a couple questions about her program. So, why don't you stop kissing her ass, because it is you that does not know what they are talking about
face it man..you came in here to bitch



i mean it is what you are known for now



don't be ashamed :1orglaugh

JohnV 05-21-2004 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
sounds like you have only met stupid americans.

i wouldnt ask any of the above, nor would anyone i know.

Roger that Fletch XXX. My fiancé is from CAD and I know for a fact she did not live in an igloo and she certainly does not live in one now
:winkwink:

baddog 05-21-2004 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
face it man..you came in here to bitch



when did I bitch?

Jive 05-21-2004 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
In all honesty, they taught us very little about Canada. Until I started slinging porn and realized that 75% of Canadians work in this area, I had almost forgotten it existed.

I remember US history, and I remember studying almost every continent and major nation in World History, but it's like we just skipped over Canada. And I'm not even joking. :1orglaugh I was kind of embarrassed when I first started "meeting" all you online Canadians because I really had to do a refresher geography lesson to know where all the cities were and which providences they're in. :1orglaugh

I know a few teachers that teach all over and travel different countries tokyo etc.

I have talked to them and also when I was a student (UofT) in toronto that education is the USA schools is bullshit..

it's a controlled and a need to know bases. actually most canadian schools teach kids/students at a very young age like my son he's 6years and he knows some of the cities that are talked about in class..

if the shoe was on the other foot like asking that child in any american school i'll bet then won't know jack shit..

go on over to europe and they know whats going on forsure..
also some colleges/Univ are free to attend..

the education system is pretty advanced and known to be very knowledgeable. those are the facts for a very large country the USA sure doesn't teach much.. i've even heard this from students
going to school in vancouver/canada here that there degrees they achieve are of higher standards and open more doors. around the globe..they would much rather do there schooling here and it's cheaper for one thing.. my opinion and the facts are there as well. good day..

Jive :winkwink: :2 cents:


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