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I saw god once... on E.

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

I say " I am God"

There are some religious beliefs that God is inside each one of us as energy, rather than established religions that believe that God is afar... so you aren't that far off.

Relationship Therapy recap from the sushi dinner (thanks for the dinner):

1) How you find them is how you lose them

2) You don't find love, it finds you.

3) The woman for you will most likely be one that has culture & traditions behind her.

Fight the Shrink!

Of course you are. And I am Moses. Now please excuse me while I part the Red Sea.

Considering your size I think you might be mistaken for Buddah in parts of India.

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
so i'm leaving LA and i get to the airport. i havn't eaten in over 20 hours, and suddenly i feel week and dizzy. I'm physiclaly shaking. i get my ticket and this holly roller comes up to me and hands me a book saying it will help me to find God.

I slowly look up, and get a sense of absolute confidence total controll unlike anything I've ever felt before. I look him straight in the eyes and a voice comes out of me unlike any i've heard before. I wasn't loud but it was ALL POWERFUL.

I say " I am God"

i sold it totally - and for a brief moment he believed it - and stated to shake. then he steped back and darted away.

it was beautiful moment.

Hahaha, Then since I am sitting here next to you on your right... That must make me Jesus !

Amen and bless y'all :321GFY