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Matiz

06-15-2004 03:50 AM

LOL

You should have signed the book for him..

Peaches

06-15-2004 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matiz
LOL

You should have signed the book for him..

:1orglaugh

Not Working

06-15-2004 08:11 AM

For those who have stood before you, truly know, that you are God.

Dinner was great and I will be up in Vancouver in August. Maybe you can come out and I can take you to dinner, God.

C_U_Next_Tuesday

06-15-2004 08:12 AM

no one believes me when I tell them I am the virgin mary..I must not be convincing enough..maybe if i shoved my hymen in their face :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

amacontent

06-15-2004 08:24 AM

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT. I have been telling people but no one believes me.

May the body of SLEAZY have mercy on us all

Odie	06-15-2004 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
no one believes me when I tell them I am the virgin mary..I must not be convincing enough..maybe if i shoved my hymen in their face :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I've tried the same thing and they always ask me to prove it!!!:winkwink:

Tanker

06-15-2004 08:29 AM

Good stuff sleazy was good hanging with you at the show

C_U_Next_Tuesday

06-15-2004 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Odie
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I've tried the same thing and they always ask me to prove it!!!:winkwink:

there can only be one :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

VividLeslie

06-15-2004 08:38 AM

This religious debate has been brought to you by the sick minds of "Sleazy Dream."

Could you imagine just how wild the world would've been the past 5 years if God was into the porn industry? We would've been the ones fucking Visa, Acacia, and so forth, he he he!

I wouldn't say I am or have met the guy but I've certainly had moments when I felt close to god I couldn't possibly disclose on a public forum. Yes, the words, oh god, oh god have come out of my mouth a time or two, he he he! :1orglaugh

xoxo
Leslie

(P.S.) If Scott had an epiphany, it would mean that God lives with Jman! Interesting, eh?

DarkJedi

06-15-2004 08:40 AM

LOL, i can only imagine.

poor bastard prolly shit his pants.

GoodChris

06-15-2004 09:00 AM

I saw god once... on E.

FightThisPatent

06-15-2004 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream

I say " I am God"

There are some religious beliefs that God is inside each one of us as energy, rather than established religions that believe that God is afar... so you aren't that far off.

Relationship Therapy recap from the sushi dinner (thanks for the dinner):

1) How you find them is how you lose them

2) You don't find love, it finds you.

3) The woman for you will most likely be one that has culture & traditions behind her.

Fight the Shrink!

Sly_RJ

06-15-2004 10:22 AM

Of course you are. And I am Moses. Now please excuse me while I part the Red Sea.

Pornwolf

06-15-2004 10:25 AM

Considering your size I think you might be mistaken for Buddah in parts of India.

Jman	06-15-2004 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
so i'm leaving LA and i get to the airport. i havn't eaten in over 20 hours, and suddenly i feel week and dizzy. I'm physiclaly shaking. i get my ticket and this holly roller comes up to me and hands me a book saying it will help me to find God.

I slowly look up, and get a sense of absolute confidence total controll unlike anything I've ever felt before. I look him straight in the eyes and a voice comes out of me unlike any i've heard before. I wasn't loud but it was ALL POWERFUL.

I say " I am God"

i sold it totally - and for a brief moment he believed it - and stated to shake. then he steped back and darted away.

it was beautiful moment.

Hahaha, Then since I am sitting here next to you on your right... That must make me Jesus !

Amen and bless y'all :321GFY

reynold

06-15-2004 11:08 PM

Nice story!

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