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woj 07-20-2005 11:26 PM

50.......... :)

Xenophage 07-23-2005 08:02 PM

I really love Woj he kicks ass !

fuzebox 07-23-2005 08:25 PM

Pffft.

At least with Starbucks you know it's going to be quality coffee very time, not hit or miss like independant establishments.

Starbucks in the USA (at least in California) is wayyy inferior to Starbucks in Canada (BC) though. I was surprised.

http://www.fuzebox.org/forum/ventedark.jpg

Xenophage 07-23-2005 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox
Pffft.

At least with Starbucks you know it's going to be quality coffee very time, not hit or miss like independant establishments.

Starbucks in the USA (at least in California) is wayyy inferior to Starbucks in Canada (BC) though. I was surprised.

http://www.fuzebox.org/forum/ventedark.jpg


thats interesting...

CheneyRumsfeld 07-23-2005 09:29 PM

any fuckwad who can't make coffee deserves a good butt fucking.

the cartoons are funny though.

Xenophage 08-13-2005 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld
any fuckwad who can't make coffee deserves a good butt fucking.

the cartoons are funny though.


:) yup no shit how hard can it be

FrankWhite 08-13-2005 01:54 PM

i love star-smucks, i drink there all the time. it taste mad good in new york.

i call it liquid crack.

Monsieur 08-13-2005 01:58 PM

Fucking great!
Thank you very much for sharing that link!

LucyModels 08-13-2005 02:15 PM

laffing my ass off

Thanks Lars

$5 submissions 08-13-2005 02:18 PM

I love the part when he says "You can take a Venti and shove it up your ass..." :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

[illnet]-Tracie 08-13-2005 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
they call it tall so you don't feel like a moron for paying $3 for a urine sample size cup of coffee

You got that right! :angrysoap

kristin 08-13-2005 02:23 PM

MMM... I just finished my venti non-fat iced hazelnut latte. : )

Xenophage 09-08-2005 02:26 PM

Mee too Just had a Grande Latte I am jacked up

Elli 09-10-2005 10:14 PM

I made my own coffee tonight. Sumatran roast by Nabob mixed with a couple Splenda packets and a good dollop of French Vanilla International Delights. Yum!

tony286 09-10-2005 10:17 PM

venti pumpkin spice latte yummy

Fah King 09-10-2005 10:26 PM

HAHAHA soo true tho.

Elli 10-11-2005 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404
venti pumpkin spice latte yummy

oh I tried one of those! Those are yummy!

Katsondaprowl 10-11-2005 01:37 PM

Rofl Rofl Rofl

Mr. Jim 10-11-2005 01:49 PM

I went in and asked for a coffee and they pointed to this.....

http://wait.seaofclouds.com/photos/n.../no_coffee.jpg

Xenophage 11-28-2005 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Hustler
I went in and asked for a coffee and they pointed to this.....

http://wait.seaofclouds.com/photos/n.../no_coffee.jpg


U dont need more coffeeeeee

gornyhuy 11-28-2005 10:57 AM

SO fucking true.

Why 11-28-2005 10:57 AM

what does venti mean?

pardon my ignorance, i do not drink coffee.

Adultnet 11-28-2005 11:06 AM

lol classic indeed :)

Pete-KT 11-28-2005 11:06 AM

now that was funny as hell

Bluewire Ross 11-28-2005 06:16 PM

I dont drink coffee!

Elli 11-28-2005 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Why
what does venti mean?

pardon my ignorance, i do not drink coffee.

It's Starbucks trying to be Euro. Their sizes are "Tall", "Grande", and "Venti".

Bluewire Ross 11-28-2005 06:34 PM

If you think Starbucks is expensive, try Seattle"s Best Coffee...price is outrageous too!

Just_Dave 11-28-2005 06:38 PM

that is old but still funny shit

Matt Collins 11-28-2005 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox
Pffft.

At least with Starbucks you know it's going to be quality coffee very time, not hit or miss like independant establishments.

Starbucks in the USA (at least in California) is wayyy inferior to Starbucks in Canada (BC) though. I was surprised.

http://www.fuzebox.org/forum/ventedark.jpg



Canada Starbucks is superior to US Starbucks? Why and how? Isn't consistency what they sell?

Matt

Fizzgig 11-28-2005 06:58 PM

Tim Horton's all the way!

3M TA3 11-28-2005 07:37 PM

fuckin choke on a biscotti

I had a straight face until he said that. instant classic

Elli 11-28-2005 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Collins
Canada Starbucks is superior to US Starbucks? Why and how? Isn't consistency what they sell?

Matt

Yep. The water is better, the coffee is fresher, the frappes are less sugary at the Cdn Starbucks compared to the American ones.

Same with McDonald's. You can actually eat it up here because they use grade A beef. In the States.. not so much.

BigCashCrew 11-28-2005 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Collins
Canada Starbucks is superior to US Starbucks? Why and how? Isn't consistency what they sell?

Matt

The funny thing is this: Batista's at Starbucks no longer make the coffee. The coffee machines are automatic. Anyone can make a Starbucks coffee. It's not like independent coffee shops, or places like Tully's where they actually make the coffee.

Starbucks coffee is the same everywhere. However, I do have to say that Seattle has the best coffee. I've been to other states and if they can get the coffee 1/4 like the coffee in Seattle I'm happy. Seattle is full of coffee snobs.

Xenophage 01-15-2006 06:40 PM

Tall Grande and Venti crack pipes all around

TexasDreams 01-15-2006 07:03 PM

Lars needs a new license plate frame that says he has a "tall" penis.

http://www.texasdreams.com/biglaugh.gif

sticki 01-15-2006 10:30 PM

hahaha...lmao!

DonX 01-15-2006 10:36 PM

That's Fucking Classic :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Sounds like little man needs to lay off the coffee and smoke a joint :pimp

Xenophage 02-20-2006 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams
Lars needs a new license plate frame that says he has a "tall" penis.

http://www.texasdreams.com/biglaugh.gif



hahhaahah now that would be fucking funny

Xenophage 05-05-2006 06:51 PM

Grande double fuck pleasse

Xenophage 07-11-2006 08:43 AM

I like funny shit sometimes ya just needa smile in the morning

Xenophage 07-17-2006 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tristan_D
that was so cool and hilarious.


Glad ya liked it

lulu36 07-17-2006 10:23 AM

that's some funny shit!

ProducerCashDave 07-17-2006 10:26 AM

Good shit

sharp 07-17-2006 11:41 AM

lmao....

thricer 07-19-2006 08:14 PM

hahaha, damn... that's funny

Phil 07-19-2006 08:21 PM

so fucking true... I hate starbucks.. I buy the best coffy ever - Albertsons generic !!!!

poe 07-19-2006 08:30 PM

they blind-forward safari users to some other website

TurboAngel 07-21-2006 07:58 PM

Great thread.

:)

MaddCaz 07-21-2006 08:06 PM

hey Lars check a thread I sent for ya...

Xenophage 08-11-2006 10:06 AM

Just for the record I drink starbucks


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