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RedShoe 07-29-2004 04:30 PM

:) 50 mushy love stories.

tranza 07-29-2004 05:16 PM

Congrats bro!

I wish you both all the best...

Donny 07-29-2004 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jhauser
Congrats! Thats a romantic story! Now comes the wedding planning. Best of luck.
I'm not looking forward to planning. :(

wyldblyss 07-29-2004 07:42 PM

What a wonderful story. I am a sucker for romance! Congrats

Rankings 07-29-2004 07:48 PM

you couldn't have done a better job...that's a story you can tell for the rest of your life! congrats on the engagement!

Meloman 07-29-2004 08:25 PM

Congrats :thumbsup

EZRhino 07-29-2004 10:30 PM

Nice story

Donny 11-23-2005 11:45 AM

A bump to help split_joel get some ideas. He's proposing soon and was looking for ideas in this thread.

jimthefiend 02-14-2007 12:12 PM

Donny (01:05 PM) : hey jim, you there?
jimthefiend (01:17 PM) : i am
Donny (01:17 PM) : promise not to make fun of me, man? it's a hard day and i have no idea why i'm even sending this to you, but would you like to read something sad?
Donny (01:17 PM) : well, sad for me, anyway...
jimthefiend (01:18 PM) : sure
Donny (01:18 PM) : what a difference a couple years makes: http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/333173-hear-proposed.html
jimthefiend (01:18 PM) : im too busy for drama so youre safe
jimthefiend (01:19 PM) : women are vermin dude
Donny (01:22 PM) : damn good pic of her in post#40 in that thread, though.
jimthefiend (02:09 PM) : you know im gonna bump that right?

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NoWhErE 02-14-2007 12:15 PM

lol ......

MikeVega 02-14-2007 12:17 PM

that's fucked ..

baddog 02-14-2007 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend (Post 11917237)
jimthefiend (02:09 PM) : you know im gonna bump that right?

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Okay, that was funny

jimthefiend 02-14-2007 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11917323)
Okay, that was funny

:winkwink:

tASSy 02-14-2007 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend (Post 11917331)
:winkwink:

i should've known it was you! :upsidedow

Screaming 02-14-2007 12:38 PM

i envsion spannow sucking the meat off donnys rottin corpse

JP-pornshooter 02-14-2007 12:39 PM

arent you the one who left porn to pursue christ ? and belinda is a shooter still ?

Deej 02-14-2007 12:40 PM

SOmeone had to do it...

Michaelious 02-14-2007 12:40 PM

Well congrats dude!

Tanya_AWP 02-14-2007 12:42 PM

A clever plan indeed...Out in the cold with that historic spot, who could forget that...Congrats and best wishes!:thumbsup

makefuckingmoney 02-14-2007 12:42 PM

this was by far the most bizarre twisted love story in the history of adult internet message boards

pocketkangaroo 02-14-2007 12:45 PM

For a guy who found Jesus he seems pretty miserable with life.

LiveDose 02-14-2007 12:46 PM

He needs serious help. What a sad life.

Deej 02-14-2007 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanya_AWP (Post 11917397)
A clever plan indeed...Out in the cold with that historic spot, who could forget that...Congrats and best wishes!:thumbsup

Please stop posting...turn in your gfy account now...

jimthefiend 02-14-2007 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by makefuckingmoney (Post 11917398)
this was by far the most bizarre twisted love story in the history of adult internet message boards

It gets better. Donny is now cc-ing ME of all people every mail he sends to Spannow. He must have a reason for doing that, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what it is. :winkwink:



Quote:

Originally Posted by Donnys email he just sent to Spannow

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/333173-hear-proposed.html

If it comes to that place, can you top that? Do you know the amount of planning that went into that? Do you know the amount of love?

Here it is, Valentine's Day, and yeah, she's "yours". But it was never meant to be so. You "fell" into her, and you'll never measure up. Ask her to name off anything bad that happened before The Game started. It will be hard to think of much. We were perfect together. We were meant to be together forever.

Yep, responsibility for the game is mostly mine, but you also played your part in our breakup. In fact, if not for you and her sleeping together so soon after she left we'd still be together. The separation was supposed to have been a break. We needed time apart. I needed help to get past the pain that resulted from that stupid game the three of us played. It was meant to be a time to breathe, not an end to Donny and Belinda. You kinda screwed that up, didn't ya? Don't tell me it wasn't intentional, either. You and I both know it was...

Here it is a month and a half later. Yep, that's it: just a month and a half. It seems like much longer, doesn't it? You think I should be "over" her and moved on, don't you? How much respect would I have for so many years together if I was over her that quickly? Poison her mind all you wish. I realize you're pretty slick about it and probably excel at making her think some of YOUR thoughts about me are HERS too. But you want to know something, man? You'll never take away the good memories. Ever. You can poison them all you want but when the "honeymoon" part of this thing you call a "relationship" wears off she'll remember the truth. I accept that she'll never come back to me, but she'll remember the truth. She'll remember who I was before everything went wrong. You will never measure up to the man she agreed to marry.

On this Valentine's Day can you top a nice suite with rose petals leading to a hottub, champagne and chocolate covered strawberries beside it, with no expectation of sex because on that particular day it was physically impossible for her to do so? I doubt it. And if you think you can it won't be genuine.

Can you beat the Golden Gate Bridge and the Westin St. Francis?

You just do not measure up. You never will.

You took what was not yours to take, and that is very bad karma, my friend.


Enjoy your day.


maxjohan 02-14-2007 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by makefuckingmoney (Post 11917398)
this was by far the most bizarre twisted love story in the history of adult internet message boards

I wonder, when will it hit mainstream?

:upsidedow

Deej 02-14-2007 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxjohan (Post 11917441)
I wonder, when will it hit mainstream?

:upsidedow

ALready has

BlackCrayon 02-14-2007 12:52 PM

hmm, kinda sad. i think had things went differently donny wouldn't of cracked and turned into praise jesus donny.

UKJack 02-14-2007 01:12 PM

I feel sorry for him

Deej 02-14-2007 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 11917469)
hmm, kinda sad. i think had things went differently donny wouldn't of cracked and turned into praise jesus donny.

God works in mysterious ways

JD 02-14-2007 01:56 PM

lmao at the email.... move on Donny MOVE ON

Mutt 02-14-2007 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 11917469)
hmm, kinda sad. i think had things went differently donny wouldn't of cracked and turned into praise jesus donny.

donny admitted that either here or on his blog.

EnticeTV_Susan 02-14-2007 02:49 PM

Congrats! Lucky Girl!

Deej 02-14-2007 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EnticeTV_Susan (Post 11918123)
Congrats! Lucky Girl!

Please, shut up..

Jman 02-14-2007 02:54 PM

You actually make a nice pair. LOLOL

pocketkangaroo 02-14-2007 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend (Post 11917436)
It gets better. Donny is now cc-ing ME of all people every mail he sends to Spannow. He must have a reason for doing that, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what it is. :winkwink:

That shit is stalkerish. Those two are going to get OJ'd someday. All in the name of Jesus of course.

evildick 02-14-2007 03:01 PM

I love how he capitalizes "The Game".

Nothing like stomping that last tiny ounce of dignity you had left into the ground.

She does look hot as fuck in that pic though.

CyberHustler 02-14-2007 03:02 PM

does Belinda still live with Donny? Last time I cared a little about this she still lived with him ahahaha

BVF 02-14-2007 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 4892259)

I never saw the big deal...She has Dumbo ears and an overbite with crooked teeth to boot...

Besides and hair and a set of perky tits, I fail to see anything special..

Some of y'all need to get LAID.

Trixxxia 02-14-2007 03:11 PM

I hope Spannow and Belinda are responding to any of his attempts at contacting them. I hope they make a stern & documented request that he stop contacting them. If it doesn't cease - they should keep all proof and go to get a restraining order.

CyberHustler 02-14-2007 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 11918222)
I never saw the big deal...She has Dumbo ears and an overbite with crooked teeth to boot...

Besides and hair and a set of perky tits, I fail to see anything special..

Some of y'all need to get LAID.

with a tan she'd be qualified for BlackVaginaFinder huh...

High Plains Drifter 02-14-2007 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend (Post 11917436)
He must have a reason for doing that, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what it is.

Its because he know you'll post it on GFY.

uno 02-14-2007 03:34 PM

Everything I read about Donny amazes me more and more. Just when I think he can't go any lower, he does.

BOSS1 02-14-2007 03:37 PM

in contrast to donnys life I feel like I am already in heaven.......keep your mind on your money and dont trust no hoe

NinjaSteve 02-14-2007 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOSS1 (Post 11918387)
in contrast to donnys life I feel like I am already in heaven.......keep your mind on your money and dont trust no hoe

You remind me of the guy that would say "Bros before hoes!" :1orglaugh

beemk 02-14-2007 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 11918222)
I never saw the big deal...She has Dumbo ears and an overbite with crooked teeth to boot...

Besides and hair and a set of perky tits, I fail to see anything special..

Some of y'all need to get LAID.

well, just the fact alone that she doesnt want to make me vomit when i look at her gives her an one up on any of the girls on your site.

Honez 02-14-2007 04:08 PM

The things people do with FUBAR pics:

From this
http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/curre...pbp/z02777.jpg

To this
http://www.flickr.com/photos/xxxchur...7594411826240/

gimo33 02-14-2007 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter (Post 11918263)
Its because he know you'll post it on GFY.

really? is he that predictable?.... :winkwink:

needlive 02-14-2007 04:33 PM

Very nice and sweet story! God put a smile upon your face!

fuzebox 02-14-2007 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 11918374)
Everything I read about Donny amazes me more and more. Just when I think he can't go any lower, he does.

I was thinking this too. That email to Spannow is something else.

High Plains Drifter 02-14-2007 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33 (Post 11918648)
really? is he that predictable?.... :winkwink:

haha I realized after I posted it that I get the Captain Obvious award for the day...


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