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fris 08-27-2004 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
....Can easily go 140 KPH in 1st gear?


Then, when switched into second....It buries the punk that is trying to race you from the center lane with his mom's car.


I've never seen Cambo so scared. :1orglaugh

some weirdo called me today at lunch time.

Aly-Python 08-27-2004 02:47 PM

HAHAHA! I do that in the Z4! It's fun with the roof down... boys don't like to have their asses kicked by GIRLS! :1orglaugh

tranza 08-27-2004 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by Basic_man
This thread need a videos!
You've read my mind...

:thumbsup

Nate-MM2 08-27-2004 02:48 PM

140kph in 1st? :1orglaugh

And yes I've driven an E46 M3... the gears are stupidly short.

jact 08-27-2004 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by sheldonjuan
jact-

how old are you?

Not nearly as old as baddog, but then, who is other then Moses? But old enough.

shermo 08-27-2004 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by jact
This thread reminds me of a story.. Oh wait, the story got told in the first post.

The young punk in the turning lane was screaming at Aaron and motioning that he wanted to fight, I'm not even sure why he wanted to fight, I just happened to notice him in the turning lane with his fists up and his girlfriend crying and screaming and awaiting death, and then Aaron racing him, and squashing his pathetic little Impala, then us getting up to a stop light beside him and him completely blowing the light tires squeeling to get away from us. Funny, he was the one calling us on? :winkwink:

Hahahahah! I would have loved to see this. The idiot tried to race you with an Impala? :1orglaugh

I think I'd avoid racing an M3 with my 350-Z, let alone an Impala. :1orglaugh

Enema 08-27-2004 03:02 PM

If the gears were long enough for it to get 145kph in 1st then it would be a dog off the line.

BMW claim 5.4 seconds 0-100kph... it would never get close to that if the ratios were long. It doesn't have huge torque (262nm) and it reaches peak torque at a lofty 4900rpm.

BS everywhere in this thread.... where's that tool that said M3's have the same piston speed as an F1 car? :1orglaugh

kacy 08-27-2004 03:03 PM

I have an M3 and yes there is learning curve on the SMG. Some days I find myself saying "I hate this car"! How can I say that though? Just seems so ridiculous to even think it, but I get frusterated with that shifting.

#1 I do manual shift. I hate the auto shift-- the timing on is sucks and its not smooth at all. It's too jerky, so I manual shift and I do not use the paddle shifters, haven't got that down yet.

#2 Its like this.....the car is a stick, but you have no clutch and no control. Like I take off in 1st and the car starts jerking back and forth (you know when you firsted learned to drive a stick) and it won't stop. You can't put the clutch in to stop it, you just have to shift and then you are going all slow, etc. Errrrkkk! I have not figured out what I am doing to make this happen, but it happens quite often no matter how smooth I try to take off.

My husband thinks I am nuts of course, because he thinks its just great and never has any of these issues. So, I have to think maybe its me LOL :) Anyway--anyone else ever have these issue with the SMG?

jact 08-27-2004 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by kacy
I have an M3 and yes there is learning curve on the SMG. Some days I find myself saying "I hate this car"! How can I say that though? Just seems so ridiculous to even think it, but I get frusterated with that shifting.

#1 I do manual shift. I hate the auto shift-- the timing on is sucks and its not smooth at all. It's too jerky, so I manual shift and I do not use the paddle shifters, haven't got that down yet.

#2 Its like this.....the car is a stick, but you have no clutch and no control. Like I take off in 1st and the car starts jerking back and forth (you know when you firsted learned to drive a stick) and it won't stop. You can't put the clutch in to stop it, you just have to shift and then you are going all slow, etc. Errrrkkk! I have not figured out what I am doing to make this happen, but it happens quite often no matter how smooth I try to take off.

My husband thinks I am nuts of course, because he thinks its just great and never has any of these issues. So, I have to think maybe its me LOL :) Anyway--anyone else ever have these issue with the SMG?

It's very common with highly tuned engines in general, though Medium Pimpin's program owner has a 2002 SMG M3 and it drives nothing like Cambo's 2004 SMG M3, it has none of the jerkyness at low RPMs that you're talking about whatsoever and it's got quicker response times. I think it's mostly just the tuning.

vitty 08-27-2004 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by Basic_man
This thread need a videos!
at least some pics

strobi 08-27-2004 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vitty
at least some pics
http://www.golgofa.ru/picture/NEW/3/M3/bmw_M3_2.jpg

Manowar 08-27-2004 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by strobi
http://www.golgofa.ru/picture/NEW/3/M3/bmw_M3_2.jpg
Fucking amazing m3 there

CabanaBoy 08-27-2004 06:13 PM

Uhh, yeah right. 65KPH in 1st, 113KPH in 2nd, and 170KPH in 3rd.

The only way you'll see 140KPH on the speedometer while in 1st is if you're on wet pavement, drop the clutch and get only one tire to spin. Even then, it's not "easy", and you're certainly not GOING 140KPH.

You'd need to rev the engine to at least 19,000 RPM to get 140KPH in 1st gear. Good luck putting a F1 engine in there.



Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
....Can easily go 140 KPH in 1st gear?


Then, when switched into second....It buries the punk that is trying to race you from the center lane with his mom's car.


I've never seen Cambo so scared. :1orglaugh


Platinumpimp 08-27-2004 06:16 PM

I'd say in the snow it just might be possible :Graucho

AaronM 08-27-2004 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by CabanaBoy
Uhh, yeah right. 65KPH in 1st, 113KPH in 2nd, and 170KPH in 3rd.

The only way you'll see 140KPH on the speedometer while in 1st is if you're on wet pavement, drop the clutch and get only one tire to spin. Even then, it's not "easy", and you're certainly not GOING 140KPH.

You'd need to rev the engine to at least 19,000 RPM to get 140KPH in 1st gear. Good luck putting a F1 engine in there.

OK...Also please note that the world is flat, no man will ever walk on the moon, and flying machines are not possible.

None of this is possible.....Just ask the experts.

Meanwhile, there were 3 people in the car last night who saw it happen.

enjetek 08-27-2004 06:54 PM

dude whoever said the piston speeds are not faster than an f1 car's does not know about them...and yes these cars are very fast. my friend was driving me to temecula in ca and he was going 146 *MPH* in the carpool lane. we only slowed down because we had curves coming up and no radar detector. the car jumps from 80 to that speed very very easily. th econtrol with that car is also beautiful because at that speed you still feel like you have control over the car.

-myke

baddog 08-27-2004 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
....Can easily go 140 KPH in 1st gear?


Then, when switched into second....It buries the punk that is trying to race you from the center lane with his mom's car.


I've never seen Cambo so scared. :1orglaugh

I seem to recall hearing that somewhere last night

MediumPimpin 08-27-2004 07:01 PM

My 2002 was one of the first SMG's in the south east, I know the new ones have a different ratio then the first ones.

Still got my doors blow off by a vette last month however :mad:

Minte 08-27-2004 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by MediumPimpin
My 2002 was one of the first SMG's in the south east, I know the new ones have a different ratio then the first ones.

Still got my doors blow off by a vette last month however :mad:

You pick up that unit we've been talking about..and that won't happen again :)

MediumPimpin 08-27-2004 07:05 PM

Lol, I'm not racing any more vettes, until I get the new ride :Graucho

MediumPimpin 08-27-2004 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Minte
You pick up that unit we've been talking about..and that won't happen again :)
I can always bust out the bike :)

Minte 08-27-2004 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by MediumPimpin
Lol, I'm not racing any more vettes, until I get the new ride :Graucho
i'm scheduled for a test drive in one tomorrow morning at 9:30..my local dealership is having the *official unveiling* monday evening.

I'll let you know how it goes :)

MediumPimpin 08-27-2004 07:09 PM

Damn you :(

LadyMischief 08-27-2004 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
OK...Also please note that the world is flat, no man will ever walk on the moon, and flying machines are not possible.

None of this is possible.....Just ask the experts.

Meanwhile, there were 3 people in the car last night who saw it happen.

And three more in the car behind that watched it happen.. Fucking hilarious shit.. those punks were SOOOO fucking pissed off.

LadyMischief 08-27-2004 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by Minte
i'm scheduled for a test drive in one tomorrow morning at 9:30..my local dealership is having the *official unveiling* monday evening.

I'll let you know how it goes :)

Adding to the fleet, my dear?

Minte 08-27-2004 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
Adding to the fleet, my dear?

There's a better than average chance..If everything I've read and heard about it is true..i might have to add another garage :)

LadyMischief 08-27-2004 07:17 PM

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Originally posted by Minte
There's a better than average chance..If everything I've read and heard about it is true..i might have to add another garage :)

What does the Mrs. think of that??

Doctor Dre 08-27-2004 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM
I wish. For some reason...Cam was not interested in doing it again with the video camera running.

Jact was in the back seat though......He can give a good play by play.

Maybe we will try it again tonight.......Jact......Bring the new camera. :thumbsup

That is certainly NOT good for the engine

Minte 08-27-2004 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
What does the Mrs. think of that??
it's safer than skydiving :)

MediumPimpin 08-27-2004 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
That is certainly NOT good for the engine
That's why you lease them!

Minte 08-27-2004 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MediumPimpin
That's why you lease them!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MediumPimpin 08-27-2004 07:25 PM

Limp it back to the lot in three years and get a new color :)

Pipecrew 08-27-2004 07:26 PM

I just picked up a 2004 M3, smg recently..


You guys ever notice it can get reallllllly jerky say early in the morning if you dont let it "warm up" I know the 745 does this as well.

Just in between first and second. Like the transmission is fighting itself.

MediumPimpin 08-27-2004 07:29 PM

Beat on it more it will loosen up!

CabanaBoy 08-27-2004 11:36 PM

Dude, you are so full of shit. You are saying that this "magic" M3 is geared twice as high as mine. Do you have any concept of physics? The engine does not have nearly enough torque to handle gearing that high.

Who did the engine and transmission mods? No stock E46, SMG or manual, has gearing anywhere close to what you are claiming.

I am unaware of any street car in the world that will go 140KPH in 1st gear, let alone a high revving 3.2L.

If you are so sure of yourself, do it again and take pictures to show proof. Otherwise take your bullshit somewhere else.



Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
OK...Also please note that the world is flat, no man will ever walk on the moon, and flying machines are not possible.

None of this is possible.....Just ask the experts.

Meanwhile, there were 3 people in the car last night who saw it happen.


sixone 08-27-2004 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vlad
The best feature of the SMG in the M3 is the 'launch control' feature. Shift in to neutral, hold the button to shift up and put the accelerator to the fire wall, the electronic throttle control will dial up 3500 RPM, when the light changes to green let go of the up-shift button, the clutch will engage and the traction control will stop the wheels from spinning. There you are the perfect launch.
buying an SMG M3 is like taking the hottest girl in your high school to the prom and not taking advantage and fucking her. Pointless.....and a waste. :2 cents: :2 cents:

riosluts 08-27-2004 11:47 PM

whoa 140km/h I actually didnt know that. Maybe on 2nd gear, but on first?

sixone 08-27-2004 11:48 PM

Oh and sure blah blah blah "it shifts quicker" blah blah blah....theres a huuuuggeee difference in the power. I've seen lightly modded 350z's lay the smack down on SMG's.

I'm not going to deny though that the M3 is a beautiful car....but to bad you can't fuck her. :1orglaugh

CabanaBoy 08-27-2004 11:51 PM

The maximum piston speeds in an M3 are not even close to those of a F1 engine. The M3 tops out at about 8,300 RPM. A F1 engine tops out at about 19,000 RPM. The M3 is a six cylinder 3.2L. A F1 engine is a 10 cylinder 3.0L. Even with the shorter stroke of the F1 engine, the pistons are travelling up and down amost 2.5x faster.

Do you really think BMW is able to build an engine that is streetable and has a long life warranty, but yet has faster moving parts than a F1 engine which is designed to last only 600km?

The M3 is adequately fast. It's not a supercar by any means. At 140+ it's not nearly as stable as a 911, a Mercedes SL, or many other sports cars. The front end gets fishy at that speed. That's why the M3 CSL has a revised front air dam which generates 40% more front end downforce. Take a curve at 140 and see how much control you think you have. It takes high speed curves with a controlled drift. It does not stick the curve like a 911.



Quote:

Originally posted by enjetek
dude whoever said the piston speeds are not faster than an f1 car's does not know about them...and yes these cars are very fast. my friend was driving me to temecula in ca and he was going 146 *MPH* in the carpool lane. we only slowed down because we had curves coming up and no radar detector. the car jumps from 80 to that speed very very easily. th econtrol with that car is also beautiful because at that speed you still feel like you have control over the car.

-myke


Alex Xe 08-28-2004 12:13 AM

i do not like BMW.
Lexus forever!


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