lol good stuff! :thumbsup

Congrats :thumbsup

i named my penis quad... thats what he was actually lifting

"We're in bat country now." - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

If you've seen the movie you'll get it.

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fucker :321GFY

i wanna see some funny quotes..cmon guys

- Do it, now. - Starsky and Hutch !

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I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

Barf the Mog, from Sapceballs

I think you're an asshole. No, no, let me correct that, an immature asshole. Which is fine, except that you're marrying my daughter and I'm afraid that my grandchildren are gonna be little assholes

Dr. Rumack:
Captain, how soon can you land?
Capt. Clarence Oveur:
I can't tell.
Dr. Rumack:
You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Capt. Clarence Oveur:
No, I mean, I'm just not sure.
Dr. Rumack:
Well, can't you take a guess?
Capt. Clarence Oveur:
Well, not for another two hours.
Dr. Rumack:
You can't take a guess "for another two hours"?
Capt. Clarence Oveur:
No, no, no, I mean we can't land for another two hours.

i named my penis quad... thats what he was actually lifting -Abyss_Vee

I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holly Shit! Where's the Tylenol?

You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. (Austin Powers: Goldmember)

There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?

Sho'nuff:
Am I the meanest?
Sho'nuff's gang:
Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff:
Am I the prettiest?
Sho'nuff's gang:
Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff:
Am I the baddest, mo-fo, low-down, around this town?
Sho'nuff's gang:
Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff:
Well, who am I?
Sho'nuff's gang:
Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff:
Who am I?
Sho'nuff's gang:
Sho'nuff.
Sho'nuff:
I can't hear you.
Sho'nuff's gang:
Sho'nuff!
Sho'nuff:
The Shogun of Harlem!

Would you kindly keep your balls off my tumbling mat?

I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your assholes! I've got to be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose!

The almighty says he can get me outta this, but he's pretty sure you're fucked!

(Braveheart)

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"You see, I don't want to do good things, I want to do great things." - Lex Luthor from the number one hit TV show off all time - Smallville

a few of my fav. quotes

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
- Robin Williams

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
- Robert Orben

"The cynics are right nine times out of ten."
- Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

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almost forgot this one by good ol' abe

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.
William Shakespeare


Respect yourself and others will respect you.
Confucius

ahahahahaaha Steve, you made my day again!! Thank You.

Glad to be of service :winkwink:

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.


I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.


Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.

lol @ number 1

Princess Bride? (Inconceivable!!)

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" Not one day that you are here has ben promised to you. so make the most of every day as if it was the last and every breath as if it was the same"

we're halfway there

yeah... i should've made it less posts

"I eat peices of shit like you for breakfeast"
Shooter mgaven
"You each peices of shit for breakfeast?" Happy Glmore

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final bump

LoL Here's one since Halloween is coming up

hahaah shee shee shee haa haa haa sssh sshh

Freddy

"I hate to see you go, but i love to watch you leave" FACE-OFF

best movie