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Shoehorn! 10-05-2004 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL

Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.

:1orglaugh

reynold 10-05-2004 11:14 PM

great power ...comes a great responsibility... my favorite line from the movie" Superman"

skinnay 10-05-2004 11:17 PM

hi

XPays 10-05-2004 11:18 PM

do you like the flintstones?


because i'll make your bed rock

steve90 10-05-2004 11:21 PM

hi um uh hi my name is mm ok ill just leave

DavieVegas 10-06-2004 12:06 AM

got dick wanna fuck?

Satisfaction 10-06-2004 12:16 AM

hey, what time you finishing work today?


repeat on several days and it works like a charm...

oberheimer 10-06-2004 01:46 AM

Why use a pickup line girls don't like that, they want you to be fun and natural not with some stupid pickup line

PenisFace 10-06-2004 01:49 AM

"I know JuicyLinks"

adamneve 10-06-2004 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by XPays
do you like the flintstones?


because i'll make your bed rock

i like this one :thumbsup

gangbangjoe 10-06-2004 03:54 AM

your teeth are like stars ---- yellow and far apart




you look like an angel ----- 20 years dead

Fred Quimby 10-06-2004 05:07 AM

Are you a Tranny?

mary34d 10-06-2004 05:15 AM

" I make a great breakfast"

alexg 10-06-2004 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fred Quimby
Are you a Tranny?
:1orglaugh

at a nude beach, find some hot topless chick and say "I like your bikini"

NiteRain 10-06-2004 06:10 AM

LOL, actually I take the honest approach, usually works. Also doesn't hurt to be funny, or funny looking.

spamofon 10-06-2004 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xster
you must be good with computers, because youre giving me a hard drive

LOL!!!!!!! I PICKED UP A HOT LATINO YESTERDAY WITH THIS ONES!!!

NoCarrier 10-06-2004 03:52 PM

"Your pussy doesn't seem to smell like tuna"

WiredGuy 10-06-2004 03:53 PM

I have traffic!

AdultNex 10-06-2004 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gangbangjoe
your teeth are like stars ---- yellow and far apart




you look like an angel ----- 20 years dead

:1orglaugh


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