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This was the time, the only time I thought that it would all work out.
Make a believer of myself without a doubt. I made a pact. I swore and swore and swore again. But here I stand. Rage unbridled. Not what I used to be. Pain so vital, it's necessary. :glugglug |
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Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep in the water, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" Our hero stands up defiantly and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!" |
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A king travels through the desert, when he suddenly discovers a man captured under a big rock, he throws a rope around the rock and ties it to his horse and pulls the rock off the man. The man, gratefull as he is, tells the king that he's really a great sorcerer, and gives the king three wishes.
The king looks at the Sorcerer and says "OK, then I wish to be immortal", the sorcerer replies "Puff, it's done." The king takes a knife and stabs himself and nothing happens, then he says "OK, then I want my horse to be immortal." The sorcerer replies "Puff, it's done". The king, happy as can be, stabs his horse and nothing happens, then he says "OK, then I want my horses genitals." The sorcerer replies "Puff, it's done". The king, still happy, jumps on his horse and rides back to his castle, in the doorway he meets his friend Peter, jumps off the horse and tells Peter that he's now immortal. Peter laughs, but the king gives Peter his knife and says "Here stab me with the knife." Peter stabs the king as ordered and nothing happens, then the king shows Peter that his horse also is immortal, and replies "That's not even the best part look at this" and the king drops his pants. Peter looks at the naked king and screams out loud "Damn that's the biggest pu__y I've ever seen..." |
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I can't control myself.
It's real, no story. I am broken again. My only love I throw away. Turned into coal now as she lays. I dig this hole. I've lost my way. Rage unbridled. Not what I used to be. Pain so vital, it's necessary. My dear I'm so sorry. I can't control myself. It's real, no story. I am broken again. :glugglug |
The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable.
"Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?" "After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday." "Great Jane. That has two syllables, Mon......day" "Does anyone know another word." "I do! I do!" replied Johnny. Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead. "OK Mike, what is your word." "Saturday." says Mike. "Great, that has three syllables..." Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says "I know a four syllable word. Pick me! Pick me!" Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?" Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion." Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny. Four syllables! That's certainly is a mouthful." "No Ma'am, your thinking of 'blowjob', and that's only two syllables." |
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have faith that I will not succeed.
Something's pushing me, something I can't see. There's a price put on my head. I have faith that no one will help me in my time of need. They'd rather watch me bleed. |
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Don't think it's a call, a plea for help.
I never asked anyone. From what I've seen, from the look of things I can only help myself. I had faith that I was loved by you. But it has filtered through. Seeping through my hands. A fistful of shit. Left with no more than a glimpse of what you have become. Who really cares when you're down and out? Who really cares when no ones around? You stand alone, you make your claim. You stand alone. :glugglug |
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You left me here to rot. I will see you in Hell. Non believer, what I become. A non Believer
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now its bloody knuckle time
its time to wake up with the skin peeling back from your knuckles. :glugglug |
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"i aint like you
and i dont want your love and i dont need your respect i just cant hate enough i got no tears or regrets" "i aint like you and i dont want your love and i dont need your respect i just cant hate enough i got no tears or regrets" "i aint like you and i dont want your love and i dont need your respect i just cant hate enough i got no tears or regrets" "i aint like you and i dont want your love and i dont need your respect i just cant hate enough i got no tears or regrets" "i aint like you and i dont want your love and i dont need your respect i just cant hate enough i got no tears or regrets" "i aint like you and i dont want your love and i dont need your respect i just cant hate enough i got no tears or regrets" "i aint like you and i dont want your love and i dont need your respect i just cant hate enough i got no tears or regrets" "i aint like you and i dont want your love and i dont need your respect i just cant hate enough i got no tears or regrets" "i aint like you and i dont want your love and i dont need your respect i just cant hate enough i got no tears or regrets" "i aint like you and i dont want your love and i dont need your respect i just cant hate enough i got no tears or regrets" "i aint like you and i dont want your love and i dont need your respect i just cant hate enough i got no tears or regrets" "i aint like you and i dont want your love and i dont need your respect i just cant hate enough i got no tears or regrets" :glugglug :glugglug |
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I'm back..let the whoring continue :glugglug
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What's your sign?
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"youll never walk the path i do,
i aint like you im a nowhere man from nowhere usa fuck you and fuck society too ill never live like you" :glugglug |
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