Elli, you make me Horny!

Drinking does not effect me either way.

I seem to go with Sam Kinnison's old line about getting hard while drunk or stoned...

My penis says it will get hard if you can tie your shoes. :1orglaugh

hahahahhaha

I get horny even without alcohol. :)

The magical bumping machine is back ;)

I'm so glad I didn't get too sloshed in Vegas... so many hot guys running around :graucho

I'm male and yes.

usually the day after the drinking is the wild one.. in my case.

:winkwink: The more drunk I get the hornier I get. Seriously, sometimes I feel sorry for my girlfriend when I'm VERY drunk and she's sober

I'm male and yes, I get hella horny!

even more-so!! :winkwink:

hell no, i get tired when im drunk

yes and I am now.....

I do but sex isn't as great because I'm not as sensitive. All of my usual physical senses are dulled... pain and pleasure, at least for me.

When I'm drunk I can't buss a nut. The next day thou, look the fuck out.

when I drink or take vicodin but I never meet a guy worth doing and I wont sleep with a guy unless they get hiv tested (Id do the same) and use a condom no cover no lover I prefer to have a long term its safer although Im reaching my breaking point for not having sex!!

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to fuck
You're to drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh

I usually get horny YES!! and it also help my endurance it take a looooooooooong time for me to cum when Im drunk. I have an awesome tape of that with a previous gf in my house. HEHEHEHE

Like to see GFY girls get nasty!! :drinkup = :kisskiss

I get drunk and get a gay side of me that i didn't know i had

This is also true for me :)

100.......... :arcadefre

i love how you say hella!

french fries!!!!!!!!!!!!! :winkwink:

gotta be the right amount. a night of hard boozing + a condom = is it in?

I do get horny when I drink but it's the next day after a good drunk is when I'm like an animal.

yes and sober, sleeping, christ i'll be on my deathbed and horny
:thumbsup

im horny all the time it doesnt make a difference when im drunk ;)

I get tired when I'm drunk. I get horny when my wife is drunk. :)

Same here. I try to stay away from alcohol before fucking.

LOL !!! This topic is hillarious .

yep... some beers can really effect :pimp

i am ready to fuck anytime of the day, no matter what i am on, when i am drinking it is absolutley no difference, a lil gin and hypnotiq will def. help the ladies slide their panties off a little faster.

that is why is pays off being able to drink alot.

When NoCarrier reads this, you're in trouble. :1orglaugh

Put me down as yes I get horny when Im drunk. Thanks!

LOL the poll results are great :thumbsup

Does this mean we will get drunk together in Gimli ;-)

I'm male and yes, I get hella horny!

:D

i know everytime we drink together he tries to get ME drunk but in the end its ME taking advantage of his lil quebecer cornhole.

bump for horny drunk girls :)

i'm more horny when sober.

Where are they all hiding at tonight? I'm bored