my kids :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

the mr. always saying "hunny, look!" and points at the tv....every 2 mins. :BangBang:

sometimes they do too.

people's lack of situational awareness...


esp when it's the same shit over and over...


ie; you KNOW there is a kid or animal around, why will they constantly leave lit candles, or full glasses of shit around for them to knock over? oVER and oVER and oVER....'oooo, tee hee, woops..."


WTF

When douchebags come to a 4 way stop last and go first. :ak47:

Almost everyone in my office, when they message me on our internal IM, always send me a message: "keith"...then they dont send anything else until I say "yes ??" ....that annoys me to no end, just send the mesage you want to say, I already know my name !!

Another thing is overly paranoid people.....especially when it comes to business. KRL should get that one :winkwink:

The fuckin' cat of my GF !! arggggg :feels-hot

People who don't use turning signals. And people who flip people off. Total bitch move.

People that can't tell short stories.

I'm a fairly simple person. I like to keep things simple and uncomplicated. My stories are very short, very simple. If somebody asks me what I did today, I'll say "ran to the mall and picked up a couple movies, nothing special."

Now if you ask somebody else what they did today, you'll get "I was bored of all my movies, haven't bought a new one in a while so I looked through the ads to see if there were any specials. Best Buy had a couple sales but the selection was pretty crappy so I ran over to the Grossmont Mall since Parkway Plaza SUCKS! Target had a couple specials so I bought a few there. Probably going to watch one later tonight after I finish my paper. My teacher is being a real bitch and wants us to write ANOTHER copy!"

Call me a prick, but I like things short and sweet.

People who drive with their high beams on.

People who choose to remain ignorant. :BangBang:

Okay, little things: The jackass who cuts me off just to make a turn at the next corner.

Pink socks that were originally white.

Someone over my shoulder telling me how to do shit that I've been doing on my own for years. :ak47:

Being awakened at 8 am by a recording blaring over my answering machine. Also, people who call but never say anything. I screen my calls. You want to talk to me, TALK to the machine or I don't pick up the phone!!

People who invite me to dinner only to expect me to pay for it. You do the inviting, YOU do the paying. I don't mind going dutch as long as you tell me beforehand.

Badgering. I'll get it done, and I'll get it done on time, but if you don't shut the fuck up, you're going to be doing it yourself because your constant harping is going to make me turn it in late!

And finally, people who have the audacity to "fix" my sites. "I don't like the colors, this would look much better....I don't like what you've done with it, try this..." I didn't make those sites FOR YOU!
:BangBang:


EDIT: A sneeze that won't happen. It's stuck there for what seems like hours and I just can't sneeze!

Yeah I totally forgot. Getting icq's that say "Are you there?"

Ask the question. Don't ask if I'm there. If I am there I will respond. If I'm not, I will respond when I am there. If you ask "Are you there?" and I'm not, you could have wasted a whole day just because you don't blurt out the answer.

Those of you that know me (everybody) I don't like to start out with bullshit. I start out with business, get it done, then bullshit afterwards if time permits. So don't expect me to "Hi how are your wife and kids? Really? And how is he enjoying school, ........" - MY conversations start with "Yo dude, did you get that site hooked up yet because I'm itching to send traffic." or something like that. No point in beating around the bush either.

People who fly off the handle at the least little thing, then think that apologizing for being an ass is perfectly ok, repeatedly.

That screen thing pisses me off too, I'll slap the hand that reaches out to touch mine ;)

People who yell at me for throwing almost empty shit away :1orglaugh

and people who leave their pubic hair on the bar of soap.

short like this reply? :winkwink:

anyways, what I hate:

- people using toilet paper, getting to the end of the roll, but leave one fucking piece of paper on the roll, so they don't have to change it for a new one..

- people who don't look and just walk backwards (ie. in a supermarket) and bump into you, is just so fucking annoying.. When you're in a car, you'll also look behind you before you put it in reverse, why don't do the same when you're walking..

- kids who pay no attention, running around and bump into you

When people talk with their mouth full of food.

I agree.I wasn't born in USA but I have traveled most of Europe and South America, and I prefer the USA....:winkwink:

Immigrants who complain about their adoptive country....and still live there,

People who shower and leave hair in the shower,

When people leave the toilet seat up,

Dirty bathrooms,

people who chew with their mouths open,

People who put their feet on sofas..

people who don't shower,

people who try to argue a point with no facts...and think they are right...

everything. i am a curmudgeon.

my 10 year old does that all the time to people.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Damn, there's not much that really bugs me but I do almost all the things that bug everyone else! :eek2

Well to be honest, it is cute in a way..


but most of the time it's very annoying :1orglaugh

1. Strongly opinionated people.
2. Smelly people.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Varius
[B]Almost everyone in my office, when they message me on our internal IM, always send me a message: "keith"...then they dont send anything else until I say "yes ??" ....that annoys me to no end, just send the mesage you want to say, I already know my name !!



I am guilty of doing that mainly because I never know who could be reading the other person's screen... so I wanna make sure it's the right person before I type my business.

Dipshit fucking dildo bin laden allah friends who dont pay you back.


:mad: :feels-hot