50 Stocking stuffers.... :Graucho

the cigar wasn't for smoking :Graucho

thanks Santa......and I thought you were dead.

done. i am also going to leave mrs. clause at your place so you can have a 3 way.

she is a nasty old slut.

you will like her.

A Movado pink leather band watch, a pair of Manolo Blahnik gold shoes. (4 inch heel please)


If you can't do those two things Santa, then Vanilla Deville under the Christmas Tree will do just fine!!! :Graucho

what do i get in exchange?

keep in mind the above does not come cheap.

santa get real worked up spanking those reindeers all night

If all of those things are under my tree Santa, I'll spank the reindeer after you get done spanking me!!! :Graucho

But I must warn you, if Vanilla is under the tree we might find each other both under the tree getting spanked!!! :1orglaugh

Santa I would like the 100.00 bucks you borrowed to get a cheep whore and bottle of jack last yr back.

you need to learn the difference between borrowing and stealing.

you get nothing.

:1orglaugh that's right... I told you that I have been naughty this year!! :Graucho

Santa, I didn't know you lived in Tjuana???

I would like to be included in all this naughtyness.

I want a solid gold Harley with machine guns on the front.

Santa,

Please QUADRUPLE 2004 sales for 2005

Thanks,

Gene aka $5 Submissions

no

try again

you must have me confused with a time machine

Yes he has!!! :Graucho

all i want for Christmas is the perfect steak, seasoned and grilled to perfection over a charcoal flame with sodden woodchips.

and 6 pack of molson xxx. :Graucho

I want my kids to be happy :)

Come to my house, I'll give you that and more :)

Medicine and new homes for the kittens.

wicked temptress. :Graucho

I am santa not chef boyardee.

I will put xanax in their stockings

well arent you a merry person so close to christmas,

i want nothing

This -40 weather to disappear....thanks, I will know you're in there with the hot and cold misers!

I am still waivering on the whole Canada deal.

tera is like an obsessed fan. she writes way to many fan letters. she needs to relax a little. the elves are starting to talk shit on her.

This Christmas, I would like 1 hour alone with this hottie in my suite in Vegas.

Can you arrange that Santa?

http://www.yoadrian.biz/hot_stuff.jpg

You get Talas snow.

I am taking the model and 15 viagra.

Can I have a hot blonde?
WG

:1orglaugh

yes

do you want him tall and slender or short and stocky?

Yummy. Come to think of it, I'd like one of those also.

LOL

she was the Purecash girl last year in Miami.

I gave you an intro to her in the strip club that we had the party at :)

NOT COOL.

Tall and busty is always pleasant ;)
WG

Bump......

yummy...lets fuck baby!