Most important question yet

:winkwink:

Sorry guys, Tucker and I have momentarily captured Steve here in LA. We'll release him when our demands are met.

It is the holidays and we ain't no damn elves ;)

Unleash Steve at once, so we can get this party started. :winkwink:

Why do I have a funny feeling that shoes are involved in those demands?

:)

no answers?

It all started with doughnuts and ice cream cones, go figure. ;)

Have you ever spent the night with me and woke up with your ass sore? No.

There's your answer.

This post coming from you makes me wonder.......

How do I get the mildew stains off my bathtub?

B :Graucho

Those aren't mildew stains pal.

Yes they are. You must be thinking about the stains on my CEILING.

B

It is true, I am holding LS hostage at the Ranch. My first demand is simple. I want all of your LS rewards points so that I can decorate his guest room with autographed photos of his girls. Steve is currently tied up and just out of reach of his laptop and Happy Tree Friends songs are playing over and over.

If you care about him, you will get to it, we will accept Epassporte transfers. Oh yeah, don?t forget Kimmy Kim?s shoes.

He may be let out briefly to answer a few questions.

Ok...logistical problem. No way in HELL are we decorating the Casa del Lightspeed guest room with those photos....it's suppose to be a peaceful space...not get everyone in a tither ;)

As for Kimmy's shoes...what size and how the hell am I suppose to get those through ePassporte? They're gonna be kinda squished.... :)

I thought you already did . . . or do you mean 5 more minutes?

Does Rochard suck your cock better than anyone else you've ever experienced? (Or was my experience with im a fluke?)
In LA I received the best head from that flamer... good GOD !!!

Is sweetums really as nice as she acts in public?

How many joins do you process a day?
What's the average retention rate for active members, no BS 12 months answers please.

hang to the left or to the right?

sweetened or unsweetened?

spit or swallow?

1) Ever butt fuck a puppy?

2) Have you ever slept in a Craftmatic bed?

3) Has the Peppermill ever been a disappointment?

You have me confused with Wired Guy or Cory. Or both.

Are you certain... I can't possibly be mistaking your lips on my shaft with anyone elses.

WG and I have a different kind of sexual relationship

100 questions

lol

100 questions :Graucho

well fuck ..............Ok, answer me this............. why is this # 103

too late :winkwink:

NO shit ................:waaaaahh :waaaaahh

What would you have done if sleazy said your kid would make a good gay pornstar in X amount of years? :helpme

It might have been the Lightspeed Dog.

That would explain the strange hairs I found all over my couch and shower during the whole episode

Do you trim your pubic hair? And boxers or briefs?

It appears Lightspeed is responding to all the questions personally via email!!

NICE!! A Personal Touch..

Here is a bit of what he sent me:

"Yep, you were my inspiration mike"

"The Boneprone Family and you are my true family"

"I consider you a brother, yet catagorize you among the most important people in my life, you right next to Jesus"

"Yes, the lightspeed girls have all been fucked by you, and no im not hiding any under the table."

It was a great email..

With that personal touch.

Cant wait till I hear some other responses you all got from him..

BP4L

Choo, Neimans and Nordstrom all accept the ePassporte card, don't worry about squishing anything ;)

While this may well be a legitimate question, it occurs to me that you are taking great pleasure in bringing that crap into this thread, if only to incite more anger and inane arguing over what boils down to two men insulting each other and everyone else involved taking sides to "out shout" the others.

Please keep questions and comments of this nature out of other people's threads.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Bow to the Power!!!

Doughnuts, Ice Cream Cones and Shoes O my...what are you doing for XXX-Mass.

What a great marketing gimmick!!!! Lightspeed gets more exposure this way. :thumbsup

Steve has asked me to post the answers to the first round of questions. So here goes:

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Maybe
5. Puppies
6. Only on Wednesdays
7. No
8. Because I can
9. Panama
10. Panama (again)
11. Since 1998
12. Jenna Jameson
13. Yes
14. Absolutely
15. Definitely not!
16. 3 and a half inches
17. Tanker, Zebra and a bottle tequila (with the worm)
18. Are you kidding?
19. Red
20. GFY
21. $2,125,754.88
22. Three hookers
23. Only when I'm drunk
24. Lensman
25. When I turned 12
26. Anywhere but Vegas
27. Rochard & Sweetums
28. Try Comet. If that doesn't work, try bleach. Scrub hard.
29. CCBilll
30. Haven't tried it yet.
31. 89 cents
32. My left nut
33. No
34. Tawnee Stone. No wait... make that Jordan Capri

More to come! :Graucho

B

Barry, you got the answer to 30 kind of right.

Haven't tried it yet. But am going to on next trip to Panama.

:Graucho

Looks like he will reply on Christmas Eve :Hollering

:girl :jerkoff

Here are the questions posted so far that I intend to answer. I promised 100 questions, so I need 45 more! And no, I won't be answering questions asking about gross revenue, new worth, joins, rebills, active members or other $$$ specifics.


1) When will you discover a black lightspeed girl?

2) How did you happen across Tawnee?

3) Who is YOUR favorite Lightspeed Girl-ignoring the monetary value?

4) Are there any other girls with solo girl sites, you WISH was a Lightspeed girl?

5) How much was your initial investment in the company?

6) Do you have sex with your girls?

7) How are the girls paid? Flat rate or %?

8) what is yuor favorite color?

9) Would you like to join us for Dinner on the 4th in Vegas if you have no prior plans?

10) When will you guy be launching more gay sites?

11) You going to sponsor our webmaster events in Phoenix?

12) What ever happend to that AZN gal that worked for ya?

13) Is the teen niche becoming oversaturated?

14) What is the most profitable niche in the adult industry and why?

15) Where is Lightspeed Media going in the next couple of years, i.e., new technologies, models, ideas?

16) Thanks a lot Steve I'd like to take this oppurtunity out of your busy schedule (and mine) to ask a simple question since it relates to how I film. The question is, when you have a new girl do you pay her the day rate per shoot plus give her a % of the site? I ask because the single girl site I'm filming for and hope to be live soon I'm paying the girl per shoot money also giving her a % of the site. In the future I hope to pay girls either one or the other but depending on your answer it could be different.

17) whats ur best promotion secret?

18) How did you get started?

19) What's your favorite part of your job....besides the hot naked women around you?

20) Should I move to Arizona? Is it a good place to live?

21) What age did you become able to retire and not worry about money any more if you wanted to ?

22) How do you figure the Math for a good affiliate program without shaving? Figuring in the costs of operation, Model fees, Credit card % (Average 13 to 14% off the top of the signup) Employees etc. When it's all said and done what is the realistic % thats actually left. Also, since some of the check programs are now 50% off the top for a signup, how do you work them into an affiliate program?

23) Will you be adding hardcore solo girl sites?

24) Do exclusive modeling "contracts" really hold up?

25) What are you going to do with a site when it's model gets too looking?

26) What was the deal with Coconut Content? Why did you decide (at the start) to sell your content rather than keep it exclusive? Did you not understand the importance of exclusive content, or did you not forsee how successful your models would become? I'll understand if you dont want to answer 1 & 2

27) How go you manage to get it all done, and what tips do you recommend to others to succeed?

28) What is your compensation package for the girls that sign on for a solo website.

29) You going to do something special for your top 10 affiliates of the 2004 year?

30) In all seriousness. What would your suggestion be for a designer to catch the eye of a progam owner such as yourself? What do you guys look for in a designer?

31) Do you shoot bulk content of your girls in order to have peace of mind and efficiency for updates or do you have pre scheduled appointments with your girls on a recurring basis.

32) If you were starting from scratch with the intention of being the number 1 guy in any niche what would you need to have to get the job done. Example specific type of server with x amount of bandwidth, Nats, special scripts, photo and video equipment etc.

33) And my third and final question..... does it happen that some people join your sites ( usuaully that means they buy the full membership ) and they expect hardcore in your members area....and then they get upset? Isn't that an issue that can significantly increase refunds and charge backs in a softcore solo girl site like yours?

34) What is your biggest headache in this business?

35) Do you use DRM on your vids? If not why not?

36) Do you think a potential member will not join if they see that a license is being used?

37) What password protection software do you use? I need one for my sites..!

38) What is your favorite car?

39) What ideas do you have that you can share via icq that you don't have time to do?

40) What aspect of online marketing has given you the greatest return on your investment in terms of traffic and/or sales?

41) Good people are the lifeblood of any successful organization. How do you personally go about hiring good employees? Are there any "secrets" or "tips" (you've learnt over time) to hiring and retaining the best people?

42) What aspects of your business do you personally focus on? What areas do you delegate out?

43) How active were you in marketing your sites when you started? (was there an affiliate program from the beginning?)

44) How long did it take for your business to become profitable?

45) Were there any failures/losses/setbacks before your business started to boom?

46) Who is your favorite processor?

47) What Single girl Site just passed the Bling Bling Mark last month for the first time?

48) What will the two best events in April be?

49) What single strategy (either marketing/affiliates/site/models) has been the single largest contributor to help make the program a success?

50) what's your opinion about B.Shaw?

51) Will Jordan Capri be in Vegas?

52) What industry person has had the biggest impact on you?

53) What is your fondest memory (if you can remember and tell about it) of a convention?

54) How many of your models have you jerked off to? : )

55) which GFYer makes you laugh?