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Rantan 01-11-2005 09:03 PM

There is evidance that the magnetic Feild around our planet has been tweeking out.

Tom_PMs 01-11-2005 09:09 PM

Yeah theres also evidence of it happening in the past. Something about how particles align in certain ways and some old ancient samples point the opposite way or something.. cant expect people to remember everything they see on PBS or discovery channel now can ya?

Dildozer 01-11-2005 09:13 PM

Rush Rules!!! :action-sm

crockett 01-11-2005 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Does this mean recurring members will be gone?

lol don't worry VISA will probably kill those long before 2012 :1orglaugh

SilverTab 01-11-2005 09:28 PM

so much for the New york olympics!
http://www.nyc2012.com/

Kazzy 01-11-2005 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peephole
The last date on the 2300 year old Mayan calendar is December 21st, 2012

Great - no worrying about what to buy people for Chrismas in 2012 then :thumbsup

Pornwolf 01-11-2005 09:58 PM

2012 ?

Cool. The way I already had the next 7 years planned, I'm going to be so partied out that it wouldn't make a difference to me!

KRL 01-11-2005 10:17 PM

You got the facts wrong PA.

In February 2001, the Sun did a magnetic polar shift. The next one is due again in 2012.

Earth?s magnetic field also flips, but with less regularity. Consecutive reversals are spaced 5 thousand years to 50 million years apart. The last reversal happened 740,000 years ago.

When the poles shift, what basically happens is the earth's magnetic field wobbles and both poles weaken. This is what lets in massive amounts of solar radiation and fucks up the weather like what we're seeing right now. As the electromagnetic field starts to balance out again the south pole will now be the north pole and the north will be the south.

The worst part of all is that this basically fucks up the real estate on the planet. Every GPS coordinate will now be the opposite. Properties won't match their points of reference any longer as noted on their deeds. Military systems will be extremely screwed up. All the computer targeting systems in every offensive weapon, plane, tank, ship, etc. will have to undergo software corrections. The electric grid gets fucked up real bad too because of the effects of the polar magnetic reversals.

Weather will get even worse than it is now.

I believe this polar shift has already begun. The weather is the weirdest we've ever experienced. NASA scientists have already documented that the North pole's latitude and longitude location is changing at an alarming rate every year.

Fucked up part is there is nothing we can do about it. Zippo. We are at the complete mercy of the planet.

http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/im.../barmagnet.gif

http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/im...piralfield.jpg

KRL 01-11-2005 10:33 PM

Read this entire article. It is extremely enlightening.

http://www.world-mysteries.com/sci_2.htm

pornguy 01-11-2005 10:36 PM

man, and I thought I was going to live until I was 90! I guess it is punishment for so much porn. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

Now, seriously. There is no way to know when the sun's cycle ends, since there is no referrence as to where it started. So the theories talking about an exact year, are bullshit.

Rawz 01-11-2005 10:52 PM

They say that by 2010 New Hampshire will have Virginia like weather so atleast I will get to enjoy a couple years without shitty winters before it all ends ....

BradM 01-11-2005 10:56 PM

I'm not worried.

This guy will save us if anything like that were to happen:





















http://www.baltimoretheatre.org/mab_files/boitano13.jpg

messiah1 01-12-2005 05:52 AM

If mathematics can prove facts about the universe then it should be able to tell us the future. The Mayans used math to predict the future (SCIENCE!)!.

Gunni 01-12-2005 06:15 AM

Both the nort and south poles shifted about 50 meters in the quake in sa-asia...

Kapitan Ivanov II 01-12-2005 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peephole
The last date on the 2300 year old Mayan calendar is December 21st, 2012

The last date on the Microsoft calendar is December 31, 2099.

messiah1 01-12-2005 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan Ivanov II
The last date on the Microsoft calendar is December 31, 2099.

Well since we are using the Mayan calender right now for our days, months, solar eclipses and years I would say Microsoft made an error. :1orglaugh

pornstar2pac 01-12-2005 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
I'm not worried.

This guy will save us if anything like that were to happen:





















http://www.baltimoretheatre.org/mab_files/boitano13.jpg


lol, I'm not worried anymore :thumbsup thanks

polish_aristocrat 01-12-2005 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
You got the facts wrong PA.

In February 2001, the Sun did a magnetic polar shift. The next one is due again in 2012.

Earth?s magnetic field also flips, but with less regularity. Consecutive reversals are spaced 5 thousand years to 50 million years apart. The last reversal happened 740,000 years ago.

When the poles shift, what basically happens is the earth's magnetic field wobbles and both poles weaken. This is what lets in massive amounts of solar radiation and fucks up the weather like what we're seeing right now. As the electromagnetic field starts to balance out again the south pole will now be the north pole and the north will be the south.

The worst part of all is that this basically fucks up the real estate on the planet. Every GPS coordinate will now be the opposite. Properties won't match their points of reference any longer as noted on their deeds. Military systems will be extremely screwed up. All the computer targeting systems in every offensive weapon, plane, tank, ship, etc. will have to undergo software corrections. The electric grid gets fucked up real bad too because of the effects of the polar magnetic reversals.

Weather will get even worse than it is now.

I believe this polar shift has already begun. The weather is the weirdest we've ever experienced. NASA scientists have already documented that the North pole's latitude and longitude location is changing at an alarming rate every year.

Fucked up part is there is nothing we can do about it. Zippo. We are at the complete mercy of the planet.

http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/im.../barmagnet.gif

http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/im...piralfield.jpg

ok, we will see :)

dready 01-12-2005 02:59 PM

The Mayans (who knew more about the solar system than we did until the 50's) calendar ends in 2012.


Terrence McKenna made a chart he called a novelty timeline... major events in history and such were plotted, the peak of human novelty according to that chart is in 2012.

There are many other examples.

Rui 01-12-2005 03:30 PM

More Apocalypse theorys eh...well somethings never change...

lets hope they continue to be always wrong tho ;)

sperbonzo 01-12-2005 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusionx
It's actually going to happen 100 years after that. In 2112. It's been prophecized.

"Attention All Planets of The Solar Federation
Attention All Planets of The Solar Federation
Attention All Planets of The Solar Federation
We Have Assumed Control?
We Have Assumed Control?
We Have Assumed Control?"

Look at it. We're starting the Epoch of the Priests right now. The "Lords" of information technology and religion.

"We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls.
We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
All the gifts of life are held within our walls."

Bush Sr's new world order is being formed. Soon we will have one world government, and it won't be the UN. They will control everything, every transaction, every person's daily schedule.

"Look around this world we made
Equality our stock in trade
Come and join the Brotherhood of Man
Oh what a nice contented world
Let the banners be unfurled
Hold the Red Star proudly high in hand."

and

"We've taken care of everything
The words you hear the songs you sing
The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes.

It's one for all and all for one
We work together common sons
Never need to wonder how or why."

So, in 2112, the "aliens" will come back to Earth and free us from the tyranny.

"They left the planet long ago
The elder race still learn and grow
Their power grows with purpose strong
To claim the home where they belong
Home, to tear the Temples down...
Home, to change.."


As it was written, as it shall be done.

Geddy lee is the TRUE MESSIAH!!!

Serious-Partner 01-12-2005 05:01 PM

as for me i really think it is true theory, but it will be much later than 2012... :2 cents:

Firehorse 01-12-2005 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
2012 is the date the world is supposed to end according to the Myan calander.

That is true and the Mayans had their shit together! :thumbsup

FightThisPatent 01-12-2005 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peephole
The last date on the 2300 year old Mayan calendar is December 21st, 2012


or Dec 21st, 2011 depending on how the scholars interpret (and there is debate on this) if the first year started at year 0 (like the chinese) or year 1 (western).


Acacia's DMT patent runs out in 2011.. cosmic coincidence or not.


Fight the Second Coming!

DraX 01-12-2005 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrawn$
the end is comming for sure very soon.. who give a fuck about the exact date.

You couldnt have said it better :1orglaugh

We all know the world is slowly decaying !!

Btw i need some new pussy !!! ahhhh

RRRED 01-12-2005 11:18 PM

So I guess I should start recycling... :disgust

Za Ha 01-12-2005 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dready
The Mayans (who knew more about the solar system than we did until the 50's) calendar ends in 2012.


Terrence McKenna made a chart he called a novelty timeline...


Timeline pic? :upsidedow

polish_aristocrat 02-11-2005 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firehorse
That is true and the Mayans had their shit together! :thumbsup

:uhoh :uhoh

Gottis 02-11-2005 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Does this mean recurring members will be gone?

I just got off the phone with iBill, members will be rebilled like nothing happened.

volante 02-11-2005 06:37 AM

Didn't John Titor also predict that the world would be almost wiped out in 2012? :uhoh

Don't worry too much about the magnetic field turning off or switching poles - this has happened numerous times in the past, and has NEVER coincided with a major planetary extinction...

Rui 02-11-2005 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
i dont belive is a world catastrophe, this kind of stuff has come up over and over again througout time and mankind is still here. and it does happen, ahhh what can ya do but sit down drink a brew and wait for the tide?

what he said ^^^^^

spideriux 02-11-2005 07:12 AM

I don't believe in it :)

Sweet Smile 02-11-2005 07:22 AM

just pray and pray :)

naughty_weena 02-11-2005 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peephole
The last date on the 2300 year old Mayan calendar is December 21st, 2012

the aliens will colonize us on December 21, 2012. :1orglaugh

robfantasy 02-11-2005 08:41 AM

what was the basis for the mayan calendar ending on that date?

KimKoeinK 02-11-2005 08:59 AM

" time waits for no man and no (real) wo/man waits for time

polish_aristocrat 02-11-2005 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robfantasy
what was the basis for the mayan calendar ending on that date?

Good question

rollinOn20s 02-11-2005 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eddie-executive
remind me again in 2014 thanks :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

volante 02-11-2005 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by naughty_weena
the aliens will colonize us on December 21, 2012. :1orglaugh

http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/10-09h-04.asp

"According some scientists of Indian Geological Survey, UFOs and strange beings are visiting a specific 100 square kilometers regularly since last eighteen months. North of Himachal Pradesh is experiencing very specific sightings. Among the local people there is a rumor that they will land somewhere there in the next seven years. Some UFO researchers say that beings from K-9 constellation will land on the earth and expose themselves finally in 2012."

:helpme

Lykos 02-11-2005 10:43 AM

Either that or Nuke wars will destroy this planet for sure...

Dagwolf 02-11-2005 11:04 AM

The earth IS due for a magnetic polar shift. However, it will not be an overnight phenomenon; it will take many years...
http://www.energybulletin.net/1045.html


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