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Elli 02-13-2005 12:36 PM

What an interview! Luckily we're not out of questions yet :)

Xenophage 02-13-2005 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAMike
Hahaha, Thats classic... See you fucker! I told you to listen to me.. lmao.. J/k

Hey, thanks for the words man. I didn't know a whole ton of people yet when I went to that first party at Ricks house. I remember meeting you but don't remember being blown off. But obviously I didnt let it bother me :)
Back then I didn't know people well enough to know who was blowing me off or not. I was just hanging out getting some drinks in. :)

Good stuff Lars


Those were the good ol days. hahha I thought it was funny rick had just bought that huge house and had not furnished it yet so there was beanbags in the living room. And I remember being intimidated by Asia Carerra she was a lot taller than I expected :) I also was pretty new and out of my element. We have both matured over the years, and I have learned to treat everyone like I would want to be treated... sometimes I fall short of that ideal but at least its my intention to pay attention to other people, and not be so self absorbed.

Xenophage 02-13-2005 12:56 PM

33. What happens to people who owe you money?
 
33. What happens to people who owe you money?


I loan a lot of money to friends and family, I have one rule if ya can not afford to never see the money again dont lend it out.. This way you never loose friends.

sean416 02-13-2005 01:31 PM

This is an awesome interview, before reading this you were just another guy who was on GFY. But this thread makes me feel like I know you now. I dont really have any questions, but answering these questions have gained you a new affiliate. :1orglaugh I was promoting before, but I'm definitely going to step it up a bit. Good job Lars!

Xenophage 02-13-2005 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sean416
This is an awesome interview, before reading this you were just another guy who was on GFY. But this thread makes me feel like I know you now. I dont really have any questions, but answering these questions have gained you a new affiliate. :1orglaugh I was promoting before, but I'm definitely going to step it up a bit. Good job Lars!


Thanks Thats awesome ! Glad to have ya as an affiliate !

Xenophage 02-13-2005 01:44 PM

34. What's your political preference?
 
I am the torn middle, I feel like the government on all sides is a giant peice of poo. No longer for the people by the people but for the money by the money.

I love america but dislike our politics.

Xenophage 02-13-2005 03:09 PM

35. Talk about auction sites and ebay.


I assume this is about the auction system we built to sell off shipping containers. We had a auction system long before there was an ebay.. but alas we did not see the application of selling chatchkies on the web.,.. another huge win lost on my bumblings LOL

Xenophage 02-13-2005 05:32 PM

36. Where do you live? Why?

Santa Cruz, cuzz its like no were else, and the weather is good, and it is one of the worlds top surf spots.

Sean 02-13-2005 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dugmor


i was just working on my 1961 vespa vbb this afternoon

Xenophage 02-13-2005 06:48 PM

37. Why are your offices in Nevada when you don't live there?


I bought the company there and se the employees were there. Plus labor is less ecpensive. I dont live there cuzz there is no ocean :) But I would save 5% in taxes a year if I did live there.

Elli 02-13-2005 10:19 PM

Still 7 q's left...

Xenophage 02-14-2005 10:07 AM

38. What advantages are there to doing your own credit card processing? Disadvantages?


The advantages are lower fees, more control, you own your database, more felxibility. The disadvantages are more staff for fraud control, and customer service. You have to realy be on your game to run your own merchant accounts. Its not for everyone.

Xenophage 02-14-2005 10:41 AM

39. How much bandwidth on all your online projects do you currently use? MBPS


We are running alot more bandwidtn now that we are usin our new video. I am using 20 times the bandwidth I did when ran free sites :)

Xenophage 02-14-2005 10:50 AM

40. How many times have you been sued? How many times have you sued someone else? What for?


I hav been sued a lot. Usually for stupid shit that i did not do or was not involved in. I have sued a few people who fucked with me. It cost a lot of $$ both ways and I dont sleep well when that kinda shit is going down, I would rather avoid it if possible. But I am not afraid of battle. Since I have done battle with sony time warner bmg universal riaa virgin AOL and many more huge companies.

Xenophage 02-14-2005 10:51 AM

41. What is your favorite food?


I like sushi and mexican and MEAT !

Xenophage 02-14-2005 10:53 AM

42. If you had to start today with nothing but your knowldege- what would you go into?


Prolly SEO and free sites its the easiest things to build up and make money quick off of.

SleazyDream 02-14-2005 11:04 AM

Incredible Answers - thank you soooo much lars!

Xenophage 02-14-2005 11:17 AM

43. How can you pay out the amounts you do upfront without shaving?


All these last 5 months of payouts, People think oh this is a scam or how can he do that there i no way that anyone can pay out that kinda money !

Well thats true ! I cant pay out $70 PPS and make money in fact I loose a lot of money paying out $70 PPS. I spent over 250,000 last month in extra payouts alone than I normally do. This eats into profit margin bigtime. I am doing these insaine promotions in hopes that more people will give us a try and stick with us for a long time to come. So far so good we have had 6 months of record sales back to back!

In the coming months we are going to keep spending that $250,000 extra ad money on ad buys on tgps and other key sites. So you will start to see many many more cams.com Banners and links and galleries all over the top 30 or so tgps.

Also our new video software has helped boost up sales by 20% in the last 2 months, this means 20% more money for you on the same ammount of traffic.

If you have traffic and want to give something else a try for change give me a shot at your biz and converting your traffic.

ERIC-GAMMA 02-14-2005 11:18 AM

Lars once told me he wanted to retire within the next 2 years or so... that was one year ago... knowing him he was just playing me, but then again knowing him, he wouldn`t suprise me to just do that also.

Lars what`s the story?

Xenophage 02-14-2005 11:41 AM

44. Where'd you get the name Legendary Lars?


So I was once known as Kiltboy due to my wedding pics.

http://www.cyberzine.com/wed/wed.jpg


Then Andy dunn and I beacme friends stocks internet cars dogs you name it he is a cool cat. He ran Sexswap.com and lips.com. He wrote a weekly tips and trix newsletter that was piled high with golden tips. He would come up with kewl nicknames to describe people he wrote about in his news letter. I was one of those and he coind the term legendary lars. I would go to trade shows and people would say are you the legendary lars. And I would reply yes but only in my own mind hahhahahha. Now comes the fun part :) I was browsing thorugh AVN at a internext in Miami when I came across a picture of Karl From Gamma. The Picture said Karl Was the most down to earth person you would ever meet. I got to thinking down to earth people dont put full page ads of themselves in Porn magazines. So i wanted to make fun of it. I came up witht he idea of putting a full page ad of me in apimp suit. With the tag line I bought this ad to make up for my small penis. I told Ron Levi about my plan and he was drinking a soda he almost sprayed it all over David from Python. It was funny shit so I knew it would be a hit. i did it and got a call from eric of Gamma the week the ad came out he said At first i was mad at you for stealing our idea. Then I was even madder at you for making fun of us. Hahahahhah the best $2K joke I have ever played. Anyway they were good sports about it and a legend was born. After that I ran with the image of the guy in the pimp suit and Enlisted mark Tiarra to come up with some funny humor banners for GFY like the Cum on Lars Campaign and the hes not gay hes legendary ads.. It was great fun. And now today the name and image is brranded in the minds of webmasters everyehwere which is good since it brings some credibility and recognition to our live cam product. And now with CAMS.COM domain we are well on our way to branding with both webmasters and surfers. Our Goal in the end is to be the largest webcam company on the web. And I believe we will be there before the end of this Year ! I am gonan push really fucking hard in all driections to get there !


So ends my Ambush I hope this has shed some more light and info for you.


Legendary Lars :pimp :pimp :pimp

Xenophage 02-14-2005 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ERIC-GAMMA
Lars once told me he wanted to retire within the next 2 years or so... that was one year ago... knowing him he was just playing me, but then again knowing him, he wouldn`t suprise me to just do that also.

Lars what`s the story?


I am quitting and giving my Porche to Joel

you can have my socks

lord knows ya need em :)

Sean 02-14-2005 12:49 PM

lars is a super stud

ERIC-GAMMA 02-14-2005 02:01 PM

[QUOTE= i did it and got a call from eric of Gamma the week the ad came out he said At first i was mad at you for stealing our idea. Then I was even madder at you for making fun of us. Hahahahhah the best $2K joke I have ever played.
[/QUOTE]

Fucker!!! LOL I never said I was pissed or mad..LOL I remember when you told me part of the idea before it came out. The funniest thing was you told me you were going to buy that ad just to make fun or our ad and by the same process bug your good friends at gammacash! I feel honored that you took the time and money to make a joke to us... LOL The world would be a sad place if we couldn't spend a few thousands to bug our friends...LOL

ERIC-GAMMA 02-14-2005 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

you can have my socks

lord knows ya need em :)


HAHAHAHAH !!!
Thanks Lars, just what I needed a pair of old dirty white socks. Send a pair to me(clean please) and I will wear them and take a picture for you and Sean ;)

FUCK J0EL 02-14-2005 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars
I am quitting and giving my Porche to Joel

you can have my socks

lord knows ya need em :)

Youhou I get the Porsche.
I knew sucking up would, one day get me somewhere :winkwink:

will76 02-14-2005 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars
29. What's the worst thing that ever happened to you business wise?

Though DMR going under was prolly a really bad thing cuzz i gave up on paysites due to that action.l.


Hey Lars, how much did DMR set you back. I was just getting started so they only owed me about 10K or so in checks they never sent, well they sent one but it bounced LOL. I did manage to get my database from them and setup my own merchant account and billed out most of the memberships tilll they all cancelled. I started right back up with ibill for new sales. Thankfully i went away from membership sites over the years and I am only out about 50K with ibill right now.

Xenophage 02-14-2005 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76
Hey Lars, how much did DMR set you back. I was just getting started so they only owed me about 10K or so in checks they never sent, well they sent one but it bounced LOL. I did manage to get my database from them and setup my own merchant account and billed out most of the memberships tilll they all cancelled. I started right back up with ibill for new sales. Thankfully i went away from membership sites over the years and I am only out about 50K with ibill right now.


Fuck.. 2 times ouch I lost about 2500 members so whatever that woulda turned out to be... plus just the fact that i quit paysites due to it cost me way ay more $$$... Live and learn

Sean 02-14-2005 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish Pimp
lars is a super stud


thats what i get for leaving a window open on my machine... get up to take a piss and lars posts under my name about himself

will76 02-14-2005 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars
Fuck.. 2 times ouch I lost about 2500 members so whatever that woulda turned out to be... plus just the fact that i quit paysites due to it cost me way ay more $$$... Live and learn


yeah but thankfully i gravitated from membership sites our I would be going off the deap end right about now. If i would have put all my efforts into membership sites over the last 4 years i would likely have 5,000 active members, instead of the 300 or so i had that had been rebilling on their own the last couple years...

I feel for the people who had all the egg's in ibill's basket..

Also know some people who got hit more then 2 times with third party billers... sucks...

makes you wonder who much longer ccbill will hold out.

Xenophage 02-14-2005 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish Pimp
thats what i get for leaving a window open on my machine... get up to take a piss and lars posts under my name about himself


hahahahah never miss an opportunity to make others say nice things about you !

cayne 02-14-2005 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars
Gunner is the MAN, I would ahve to give you a discount if I took my cloths off


hahahhhahahaha


hehe, great reply as the whole interview. nice job!

Xenophage 02-14-2005 03:09 PM

[QUOTE=ERIC-GAMMA]
Quote:

Originally Posted by i did it and got a call from eric of Gamma the week the ad came out he said At first i was mad at you for stealing our idea. Then I was even madder at you for making fun of us. Hahahahhah the best $2K joke I have ever played.
[/QUOTE

Fucker!!! LOL I never said I was pissed or mad..LOL I remember when you told me part of the idea before it came out. The funniest thing was you told me you were going to buy that ad just to make fun or our ad and by the same process bug your good friends at gammacash! I feel honored that you took the time and money to make a joke to us... LOL The world would be a sad place if we couldn't spend a few thousands to bug our friends...LOL


well as a good buddy says we remember things how we want to not how they really were. my story is better. And i will be sending you those 2 pair of clean socks :)

Elli 02-14-2005 04:24 PM

Wicked interview! Thank you Lars and Sleazy! :)

Xenophage 02-14-2005 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli
Wicked interview! Thank you Lars and Sleazy! :)


Yeah that was a good time. I learned a few things about myself LOL

LA Mike 02-15-2005 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars
Those were the good ol days. hahha I thought it was funny rick had just bought that huge house and had not furnished it yet so there was beanbags in the living room. And I remember being intimidated by Asia Carerra she was a lot taller than I expected :) I also was pretty new and out of my element. We have both matured over the years, and I have learned to treat everyone like I would want to be treated... sometimes I fall short of that ideal but at least its my intention to pay attention to other people, and not be so self absorbed.

I hear ya 100% on that. That was an interesting party and it was all the old dudes from video text mixed in with the Bangwangs of the world. That too was the first time I think I met a porn star Asian Carerra and I was tripping on her to... Good old days. Wow have things changed, people gone missing others turn into giants.

Xenophage 02-15-2005 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAMike
I hear ya 100% on that. That was an interesting party and it was all the old dudes from video text mixed in with the Bangwangs of the world. That too was the first time I think I met a porn star Asian Carerra and I was tripping on her to... Good old days. Wow have things changed, people gone missing others turn into giants.


yeah its ineresting whos still her whos behind the scenes and whos no where to be found.

Sean 02-15-2005 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J0EL
Youhou I get the Porsche.
I knew sucking up would, one day get me somewhere :winkwink:


its got a lot of kid vomit in it

Elli 02-16-2005 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish Pimp
its got a lot of kid vomit in it

Oh dude, that's unappetizing. :)

wargames 02-16-2005 02:06 AM

Cool interview.

Triple 6 02-16-2005 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars
27. What cars do you own?

I have a bunch of fun cars. But added up they dontr ammoun to a lot of money. I have 1928 roadster that is red and done 50's style with a flathead engine in it. I have 2 willys wagons that I use as my surf mobiles 1949 and 1960, I have a boxter, a yukon denali and a volkswagon passat. Plus a couple Lambretta scooters ! 1956 and 1971

I want a lot more cars but am looking for more garage space..

I would like to get a woody town and country.

and a 1951 or so mercury or buick.

there are a few other cars that catch my eye.. Most are not over 20K



Lars!

do you have a pic of you with the Yukon? Maybe of you standing outside it?

Reason I ask is because Im looking for a pic of someone standing next to a Denali for size comparisons because we are having that truck featured in a (pc shooter) game Im developing.

if not thats cool too.



:P


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