That about sums up my reaction.

:banana :banana

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Geez sorry I should follow the Porn Guild Regulations and had her fill in the form when she arrived.

I'm just a little independant and when you make gonzo or internet content. Sometimes you fill out the release when you start and sometimes you fill it out when you finish. These aren't really rules written in stone.

Normally I get them to fill out the form when I pay them and thats normally when the work is done.

Hell, I even leave it up to the talent when it comes to looking at HIV tests. I'm just the bitch with the camera.

Remember kids, do not put potatoes in your ass.

http://www.quartodadani.blogger.com....-n-jelly-5.jpg

http://www.quartodadani.blogger.com....-n-jelly-3.jpg

thats some funny/weird shit

I'm not buying that...

I fucked her

This thread is useless without pix

You have to be kidding me :1orglaugh

That's some funny shit. Made my day :)

HAHAHAHAHA OMG
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I call potato[bull] shit on this one. :2 cents:

OMG ROFLLL THATS A GREAT ONE! LOL

Saw this one in another thread

http://www.texasdreams.com/potato.gif

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Btw..

Am I the only one who thinks it's funny that this comes from someone with the nick 'painintheass' ??

:1orglaugh

lol usersname is great indeed

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Thats is just too fucking funny!

Ok just for you bastards I got in touch with the Mrs. Potato and I'm going to try and I'm supposed to meet her monday to sign a release. I'll post photos right after I get one.

For the future I must remember to not be sooo flipped out as to forget to sign a release.

Come to think of it, if I had half a brain on me I should have just said it was now going to be a fisting video and see if we could have filmed the potato being pulled out.

Damn... I'm loosing my touch in my old age.
:Oh crap

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You paid her and everything, but didnt get a release signed? :error

this story is just way too weird to believe.... i'm stunned

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fucking perverted slut, sticking potatoes in her ass and doing porn movies while her fiance is fighting in Iraq, unbeliavable that such people exist on this planet

I don't know how it happened Doctor. Honest, it was a million to one chance. A million to one chance.

yep it's Funny and nasty

:helpme :helpme

that is some nasty shit

Classic...

I still woud have fucked her in the ass. Blow a fucking load all over that rotten potato and grab that shit out of her asshole all covered with cum....would have made an interesting video.

sorry about the potato dude...

haha is this fake?

Post photos of the girl or it did not happen.

hope its not still stuck...
























4 years later

Should've had the dude pour some milk up there, and alittle butter...Then mash the shit outta it...add alittle salt and pepper for taste

they should put some sort of warning on the potato bags :1orglaugh

I just had mashed potatoes less than 30 mins ago and just threw up a lil in my mouth after reading this :disgust:disgust:1orglaugh

Classic thread LOL

What, again?

Your actor was almost a dictator .....

I am sure that it probably is...but then again, nothing really surprises me anymore. I mean, how in the hell would she not be able to shit the potato out...and why in the world did she not go to the fucking doctor? Sounds pretty far fetched to me but again, nothing really surprises me anymore.

Gfy needs a new Regulation about bumping old threads, Really.

It's stories like this that make you shake your head and wonder at some people!

You Mick. :1orglaugh

Got better things to do other than bump 4 year old threads? :disgust

she should of eaten cornbeef and cabbage...the St. Pats meal would of been complete.

i was here.

French AIM test sheet
 

I call ball shit
The test forms in France are very specific when It comes to porn related health issues, for example they test for the following:





.................................................. ... positive ...........................negative
Le HIV
Le Hepatitis A
Le Hepatitis B
Le Hepatitis C
Le Clamidia
Le Pomme de terre dans le cul
(potato in se ass )


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this has got to be a joke right?

lol :)

def a 500 thread, lol

Holy Christ. I just spit coffee all over the place.

Dear god, I hope you didn't blow up that footage, post it !