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"Awwwwwwwwie"
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Damn sex change!
My penis isn't on as well as the doctor promised. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif |
"Smile where I fucked you last!"
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"In your face!"
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Doc, ever since I started taking those penis enlargement pills, I keep slamming my dick in the car door
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An excited fan backstage at the Backstreet Boys concert will finally realize his lifelong dream of having his penis autographed by all members of the band
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Yet another troubled child actor, Barry Williams, who played Greg Brady on The Brady Bunch, has been taken into custody for allegedly trying to rob a liquor store with his penis. Barrys attorneys claim that it was a simple misunderstanding and that the penis was not loaded. No one was injured during the robbery.
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"Welcome to the party Reverend. May I offer you a drink?"
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"Damn it! I know I put that gerbil here somewhere!"
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"this is my hand,
and this is my sack, bend over the bed, and i'll hit it from the back" |
"Billy's friends tried to drag him from the party by his jacket, but he just had to give everyone else one last impression of Joe Pesci"
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"Hey look, I have a pocket pussy !"
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(Boston Accent) "Getchya lluke wahm Spoim soda HEA!"
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see? i squeeze 'em hard enough, my tit catches on fire...
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"GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!".....
"BITCH!".... |
"...and I use this to keep my teeth this white."
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"my dick is almost as big as my thumbs"
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"250,000 TGP hits from The Hun and I got DICK!"
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Someone asked already, but didn't get an answer...who the fuck are these guys???
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The guy we are making fun of is Pinknutz. He knows how to turn the party up. While in L.A. we crashed the Babenet Christmas party and on the way to their suite, Pinknutz and I took a detour through some "Formal" party in one of the hotel ballrooms. Pinknutz went straight to the dance floor and started acting like a spaz and humping peoples legs. I followed with the camera but was not able to capture the events as well as I had hoped before security escorted us out. Here is a shot from the dance floor.
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HAHAHA too fucking funny...that boy seems to have a good time http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
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GREENDAY: Behind the Music.
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"They call me CLOWNPENIS" or
"Penis?! We don't neeed no steeenkeeng penis! We're FEDERALES!" |
I know it's here somewhere!!?
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"I wasn't jacking off ladies! This huge spider crawled up my leg and I'm trying to brush it off!"
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It looks like I need to explain something...
This is the pic we are doing the contest with. Not the other one. http://www.ampcontent.com/la/Caption.jpg |
"Suck it bitch!"
"You want a piece of me?" "Doc, it fucking hurts when I pee" |
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Voting is closed. I have a lot of stuff to do right now but I will return to announce the winner once I have chosen. Thank you for your entries.
Peace |
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