I'm breast-less and streatch marked... Not fat.

If you're going to insult me... Get it right! :1orglaugh

Big as in 400 pounder?



He's not gay, it was just a nice way to say "fuck off"



Sounds like you've done it before.



You didnt shower first? So you smeared shit all over the toilet?




Linen is exspensive? Since when?

Stretch marks eh? so you USED to be a big girl and then lost weight quick eh?

http://www.dumpstersluts.com/dump/20...208/ugly07.jpg



eh? eh?

LOL.... you guys Rock!

No I'm not a 400 pounder. The best way to describe myself is this.. And I'll do it in imperial for ya's.

I'm short.. really short. I try to claim 5 foot tall. But I don't have the courage to look at the tape measure. And if I weigh 100 pounds soaking wet I would be amazed. I'm pretty fucking scrawny by any standard.

My chest is flat. So friggin flat that there are greater hills in Saskatchewan. Fuck I'm still waiting for my first bra. And I breast fed and all that happen was I got bigger brown rings. The pregnant boob enlargement fairy never visted me.

I have stretch marks. Big ones. I gave birth to two boys and each one was over 9 pounds. And like all french women when I was pregant the only place I got fat was my stomache.

I had to use a mirror to see my feet. Shit midgets could stand under my stomach to hide from the rain was how big my stomach was. But I had penci thin legs and arms and it was a miracle I didn constantly topple over during my pregnancys.

Yea I shit myself before. Haven't done it in years and the last time I did I was pissed drunk and got my head beat in.

yea I did sit on the toilet first. It was better than letting it all fall out of my ass and on my bathroom floor. Because afterall, I would be the one that had to clean it up.

And it's obvious your a guy because if you were a woman you might know that 120 thread linen is expensive. But I bet you didn't even know that linen comes in different qualities.

Actually, youd be surprised, we have some of the biggest fairies in the world on this board, Juicy, school this lady on bed sheets.

Opps typo... 220 thread

nice story :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

finally - A woman that isn't worried about being politically correct!

Nice to meet you PITA, I'm the COF (cranky old fart) known as vicki ;)

im enjoying your attitude over here painintheass! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pics...?



oh no wait, I don't want them :uhoh

Political Correctness!!!
You know as a woman you hit a certain stage in your life when you just don't give a damn anymore.

Like all humanbeings....

I fart, shit, piss, get laid (once every other month), eat too much or not enough, sleep in or have to take pill to flake out, watch too much tv, run out of deodorant and have the occaisonal day stinking in the summer, do laundry, tell people to fuck off, bitch about my mother sticking her nose in my life, etc etc etc etc etc.

In the end.....
Who the hell has time for political correctness?

Nice to meet you cranky old fart.

come to internext this summer......I will give you a sure thing...... :thumbsup

Hmmmm

Internext...
Sure thing.....


Vs. not having to
put up with american border crossing and customs officials.
Egos
Crowds
Really lousy beer

Ya know what.. .when I want a sure thing I'll just use my shower massage.
It doesn't complain, always clean, lasts as long as I need it to and I'm guranteed to have an orgasm or two.