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Tala 04-13-2005 08:42 PM

Well, I came in 6th in the 2nd game

hershie 04-13-2005 08:43 PM

Congrats Fuzebox; I thought you played well and made a worthy winner (i think i came in 4th).

Orgasmics 04-13-2005 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala
Well, I came in 6th in the 2nd game

nice... I didn't know that was you.

I'm came in 3rd in the 1st tourney... still hangin' on in the 2nd one.

Tala 04-13-2005 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgasmics
nice... I didn't know that was you.

I'm came in 3rd in the 1st tourney... still hangin' on in the 2nd one.

:):)

Go get 'em hon!!
:thumbsup

teksonline 04-13-2005 08:50 PM

fuzebox won again? I smell something really fishy here.. he was playing the same stupid way in the first game, somehow he beat me and he was always betting just as phoney. then at the end all of a sudden he won every hand like 15 in a row, he never folded yet everytime I had Ace something off the draw, 2 times outta twenty he folded as if he knew. very odd, i wont be back

Fred Quimby 04-13-2005 08:54 PM

I came in 4th

Tala 04-13-2005 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teksonline
fuzebox won again? I smell something really fishy here.. he was playing the same stupid way in the first game, somehow he beat me and he was always betting just as phoney. then at the end all of a sudden he won every hand like 15 in a row, he never folded yet everytime I had Ace something off the draw, 2 times outta twenty he folded as if he knew. very odd, i wont be back

Shit, I better grab the tinfoil. We're gonna hafta make a lot of hats. :Oh crap

DateDoc 04-13-2005 08:56 PM

whens the next one?

Orgasmics 04-13-2005 09:00 PM

Well, got 2nd in the 2nd tourney.

Grats, Coma.

nosey 04-13-2005 09:01 PM

Thx! gg :)

Tala 04-13-2005 09:03 PM

w00t, congrats coma!!

50 poker fiends

Kre8t0r 04-13-2005 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrewKole
Actually, bitching because it disgusts me to play against someone who has no clue how to play poker, goes all in with any two cards, and catches one of the few cards that could make his shit hand worth a damn.

Doesnt matter if I win or lose, its disgusting to play against that person regardless.

Just making it known to him, maybe he'll use some of that cash to get a poker book or dvd... Lederer and Hellmuth both have great beginners books.


Damn Drew! All these years and you haven't changed a bit...LOL If you are so great why didn't you learn lesson #1 then.. To be a real poker player you have to take a loss like a MAN!! What a joke.. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Face it you got :pimp ed

Kre8t0r 04-13-2005 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgasmics
Well, got 2nd in the 2nd tourney.

Grats, Coma.

GG Orgasmics! If I was to go out better to be taken out by someone you know...hehe (Oh and sorry for calling you a dude in chat the game was in my head) :winkwink:

Coma was hot in that 2nd game Owned us all! Congrats! :thumbsup

Tala 04-13-2005 09:10 PM

Damn, nice job Orgasmics!!

nosey 04-13-2005 09:23 PM

do i get $100 beans too?

fuzebox 04-13-2005 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrewKole
uhh, you realize you won, because you called an all in, after a preflop raise, with k5s, with only the flush draw, and a pair on the board?

You didnt have the flush on the flop dipshit, you caught it on the river.

Just goes to show, you've got no clue how to play poker, you can't even read the board...

I wont even get into draws... you not once had a hand on the flop, or turn, and still called bets, and all ins.

Your odds of making a house were significantly lower than mine of making a flush.

Maybe I played this hand wrong, I usually only play limit. Would anyone who wasn't playing tonight like to comment?

Seat 10 is the button
Seat 4: fuzeb0x (10100).
Seat 10: wrongshui (8980).
Player wrongshui has small blind (200)
Player fuzeb0x has big blind (400)
Player fuzeb0x received card: [Ks]
Player fuzeb0x received card: [5s]
Player wrongshui raises (800)
Player fuzeb0x calls (600)
*** FLOP ***: [7s 9h 9s]
Player fuzeb0x checks
Player wrongshui bets (2400)
Player fuzeb0x raises (4800)
Player wrongshui allin (5580)
Player fuzeb0x calls (3180)
*** TURN ***: [7s 9h 9s][6s]
*** RIVER ***: [7s 9h 9s 6s][Kc]
------ Summary ------
Pot: 17960. Rake: 0
Board: [7s 9h 9s 6s Kc]
*Player fuzeb0x shows: Flush, King high [Ks 5s]. Bets: 8980. Collects: 17960 Wins: 8980
Player wrongshui shows: Two pairs.9s and 7s [7c Ah]. Bets: 8980. Collects: 0 Loses: 8980

stev0 04-13-2005 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrewKole
Actually, bitching because it disgusts me to play against someone who has no clue how to play poker, goes all in with any two cards, and catches one of the few cards that could make his shit hand worth a damn.

Doesnt matter if I win or lose, its disgusting to play against that person regardless.

Just making it known to him, maybe he'll use some of that cash to get a poker book or dvd... Lederer and Hellmuth both have great beginners books.

So yeah, he beat you....

Now you should be quiet, don't be a sore loser... you sound like a whiny bitch.

DrewKole 04-13-2005 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kre8t0r
Damn Drew! All these years and you haven't changed a bit...LOL If you are so great why didn't you learn lesson #1 then.. To be a real poker player you have to take a loss like a MAN!! What a joke.. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Face it you got :pimp ed

Uhh, since when is that lesson #1?

See Phil Hellmuth
See Mike the Mouth.

Maybe it's part of being a nice guy, or a gentleman, but it's never been a huge part of poker.

I keep forgetting about poker in the wild west, where everyone would sit down at a table, and noone ever got killed over a game...

BradM 04-13-2005 10:49 PM

Drew: Shut the fuck up faggot. :)

Fuze won. Fuze wins constantly on the real table too, I have played with him before. He knows when to hold and when to fold. Part of it is luck, a lot is calculations.

You lost. Shut the fuck up and go have some anal sex.

teksonline 04-13-2005 10:49 PM

thanks for helping me understand whats going on!


first of all, anyone who stays in a game because they draw suited hand, only stands a 3% growth in hand rank. Betting into that pot was probably the dumbest move you can make. however you seem to win 100% of those crazy bets. hrmph wonder why

fuzebox 04-13-2005 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teksonline
thanks for helping me understand whats going on!


first of all, anyone who stays in a game because they draw suited hand, only stands a 3% growth in hand rank. Betting into that pot was probably the dumbest move you can make. however you seem to win 100% of those crazy bets.

Um. The only reason you were still in at the end of last week was because you made 4 of a kind early on... You went out on a reckless all in preflop with QK offsuit.

Quote:

hrmph wonder why
:1orglaugh

jungar 04-13-2005 11:06 PM

Sounds like fun! Anyone coming down to the Montreal Webmaster Access show, btw? :thumbsup

teksonline 04-13-2005 11:18 PM

nothing wrong going all in with a strong KQ final hand 1 vs 1, especially playing against one who bets all his chips every hand... gee you had an ace for the 5 hands in a row there.... wonder how that happened.

but lets really take a peek here, I seen something happen i never seen in the last 25 years of poker playing and will never see again.... we split the same identical hands 4 times that night, not me and the other players, me and YOU had the exact same hand, (and im not talking pairs of kings ladies) we split on two pair twice with IDENTICAL KICKERS, trips twice with the SAME KICKERS, and i believe there i was even one more, in which was at the end in which you took most of pot with higher kicker.

sorry but you have no calculation going on at all there... because it's too easy to see
that you bet 5000 chips most of the time without even seeing the flop
and that is by far a tell tale sign, i wasnt sitting there losing, i was waiting to sucker you in, because i seen you were easy prey, but getting 4 of a kind now, wonder if that was handed to me

fuzebox 04-14-2005 12:14 AM

You have absolutely no clue what you're talking about. It's a pretty lame accusation to make, I created my 2bet account a week ago and only talked to the owner on ICQ when he contacted me to give me my prize.

Let's see some examples from the hand history? I'm looking over last weeks game and you went all in with weak hands more than anyone.

arnette 04-14-2005 01:59 AM

So Drew, a summary of your opionion would be that you got your arse kicked by a shithouse poker player, correct? Is that what you are trying to tell us? or is there something else to your posts?

Vitasoy 04-14-2005 02:24 AM

Damn I missed it, I hope to catch the next one.

Rankings 04-14-2005 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teksonline
nothing wrong going all in with a strong KQ final hand 1 vs 1, especially playing against one who bets all his chips every hand... gee you had an ace for the 5 hands in a row there.... wonder how that happened.

but lets really take a peek here, I seen something happen i never seen in the last 25 years of poker playing and will never see again.... we split the same identical hands 4 times that night, not me and the other players, me and YOU had the exact same hand, (and im not talking pairs of kings ladies) we split on two pair twice with IDENTICAL KICKERS, trips twice with the SAME KICKERS, and i believe there i was even one more, in which was at the end in which you took most of pot with higher kicker.

sorry but you have no calculation going on at all there... because it's too easy to see
that you bet 5000 chips most of the time without even seeing the flop
and that is by far a tell tale sign, i wasnt sitting there losing, i was waiting to sucker you in, because i seen you were easy prey, but getting 4 of a kind now, wonder if that was handed to me

You've made several accusations that this tournaments was not fair. This tournament and every IWantU.com tournament is completely fair. The wonderful thing about poker is that anyone can win. Nothing is rigged on 2bet.com nor will it ever be. Period.

Fuzebox, congrats on the win again! Contact me so we can make payment arrangements for your $100 prize.

Everyone, don't forget the tourney goes on again tonight, same time, same place. Hope to see you there. Seems there are alot of people who are hungry for the 1st place spot.

Kre8t0r 04-14-2005 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by input
You've made several accusations that this tournaments was not fair. This tournament and every IWantU.com tournament is completely fair. The wonderful thing about poker is that anyone can win. Nothing is rigged on 2bet.com nor will it ever be. Period.

Fuzebox, congrats on the win again! Contact me so we can make payment arrangements for your $100 prize.

Everyone, don't forget the tourney goes on again tonight, same time, same place. Hope to see you there. Seems there are alot of people who are hungry for the 1st place spot.

Great tourney! Don't sweat all the haters, they just haven't totally understood poker yet. If you think you will win every game and every tourney you are still a rookie. I have been beat by players with less skill than myself on quite a few occasions, just a tip: That's why it's called "gambling" fools! :1orglaugh

And Drew is just a whiney little bitch... What's new :2 cents:

Hey Drew you never answered... How does it feel to get :pimp ed by in your words an amateur.. :1orglaugh :321GFY

teksonline 04-14-2005 11:22 AM

You have absolutely no clue what you're talking about? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CynthiaB 04-17-2005 02:16 PM

I got THIRD in the iWantU Tourney, Fifth in the first one. Geez, those last two guys really gave me a good run at it but in the end...I admit defeat....maybe next week??

Cyn

Rhino22 04-17-2005 04:30 PM

When is the next tournemant? and how much is the prize.


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