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Roald 05-12-2005 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Bake
Jebus I hope its just late becaue that the dumbest shit Ive read Ive read in long time comments like
I do not give a motherfuck about marketing. Thats not my department.
Thats why I cant keep up with my design work and your looking for more. You should offer both what good is design without it?

have to agree with you, afterall it all about marketing and not some fancy PS techniques ;)))

swedguy 05-12-2005 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Q man
nice work you got there. i am not sure what i think that is my best design. Maybe i didn't make it yet. lol

Don't you think it's time to deliver what you have been paid for already?

Rui 05-12-2005 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Dynamix
My ultimate goal is to capture a chunk of the local mainstream design market.. small business owners who are still new to the "interweb" and have been dialing up to their AOL service not knowing what else is out there. They get charged three arms and four legs for sites that are one hundred times shittier than anything I've ever designed.

I'll be launching a huge marketing campaign in mid-June / early-July here, targetting restaurants, hotels, bed-n-breakfast's, small shopping centers, and auto dealerships to start.

Ummmhhh I know somebody that has a similar goal :winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 05-12-2005 07:32 AM

i don't know about 'best', but here is the 'latest': The Taste Of Brazilian Ass

get your tools and start promoting it today from Jason & Alex.com :)

and don't forget, we'll host you for free!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-12-2005 11:32 AM

Yummi Brazilians!

mightyjoe 05-12-2005 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ
Here is one of mine:
http://www.cutelucie.com

and your best design? :1orglaugh croped photos, pasted them, fuck man, my 12 yr old son can do better than that, :2 cents:

back studying get design 101, check sig!

runaway 05-12-2005 07:21 PM

but you've already shown me yours so why do i need to show you mines? did you ever play this game in kindergarden?

Amputate Your Head 05-12-2005 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by mightyjoe
and your best design? :1orglaugh croped photos, pasted them, fuck man, my 12 yr old son can do better than that, :2 cents:

back studying get design 101, check sig!

what purpose does that annoying ass 2advanced site serve in this industry..... ?

my guess is none at all.

Design 101 begins with recognizing overkill, and designing your material for your target audience. Not how much shit you can make blink with Flash.

darnit 05-12-2005 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mightyjoe
and your best design? :1orglaugh croped photos, pasted them, fuck man, my 12 yr old son can do better than that, :2 cents:

back studying get design 101, check sig!

Joe is 2advanced your site? I remember that site from way back in the day..... . very very slick stuff! :thumbsup

Question though, If that really is yours what the hell are you doing trolling adult wm boards?

jonesy 05-12-2005 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ
You really are a nasty little unhappy fuck twat arent you?

Every shit stain of text that spews from your backwards retarded motherfucking skull is just negative...

Get a life...

No better yet...
Eat a motherfucking bullet.

the kettle calling the pot black

ever read one of your own posts?

:1orglaugh

fris 05-12-2005 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head
i don't know about 'best', but here is the 'latest': The Taste Of Brazilian Ass

get your tools and start promoting it today from Jason & Alex.com :)

and don't forget, we'll host you for free!


top notch, and love boys who gag. great design.

whoever had you on their team would know the design/site would convert

woj 05-12-2005 08:39 PM

50........

jonesy 05-12-2005 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Dynamix
;) I hear this all too often. When I don't work for peanuts and charge full price, business drops and I can't afford my car, cell phone, satellite radio, and the rest of the things that I enjoy in my life. If I could maintain a more steady, reliable workflow I would have no problem.

if you dont stick to your full charge prices youll never be finacially successfull - youll only attract lowball clients.

example
sure you may get references from current cheap ass clients but you can bet they told the person theyre sending you that your CHEAP.

hence the circle continues

when meeting a new client ask pertinent questions and statements that set you up for the proper payday. be direct and to the point. you dictate to them what they need.

people respect strentgh and intelligence not weakness.

Platinumpimp 05-12-2005 08:47 PM

Does branding count? :pimp

http://www.adultcreation.com/logo/adfrontier2.jpg

http://www.adultcreation.com/logo/clickcaja.jpg

http://www.adultcreation.com/logo/dig18.jpg

http://www.adultcreation.com/ftvcash/logo4.jpg

http://www.adultcreation.com/icefrost/icefrost4.jpg

Here's a splash I did a while back:

http://www.adultcreation.com/shadowhentai/splash.html nothing special though.

Header: http://www.adultcreation.com/ht/

seeric 05-12-2005 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ
Yummi Brazilians!

at least some of them are. i lived there for a year. some of those girls aren't.

jonesy 05-12-2005 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Bake
Im not saying your designs are bad just they lack marketing and seeing how your customers are probably more keen on sales that nice photoshop (at least the smart ones should be) .

i am not a friend of alienQ, Shit he prob would consider me a enemy.

you should do a little more research before making remarks on anybody's tours and how they are or arent marketable.

you would be very surprised as to which designs do well and how a particular design realtes to a certain niche, ie; some desgins/layouts/colors ect work well for certian niches, some dont.

class starts at 8am

xanthias 05-12-2005 08:56 PM

wow, eric jordan is in the house with 2advanced.com on a fucking adult webmaster board. lol. never thought he would cross over to the dark side. why didn't anyone talk about my shit? first page up at the top.

i also did http://karadavis.com

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-12-2005 08:57 PM

I really thought more designers would step up and show there work.
All I see are shit talkers along with a couple of designers showing there stuff.
A couple.

The rest of ya really goto give it a rest.

xanthias 05-12-2005 08:59 PM

I see a lot of shit talkers. Makes me real sad...

jonesy 05-12-2005 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ
I really thought more designers would step up and show there work.
All I see are shit talkers along with a couple of designers showing there stuff.
A couple.

The rest of ya really goto give it a rest.

some of us gave advice

hmmm whats with the nice attitude alienq ?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-12-2005 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mightyjoe
and your best design? :1orglaugh croped photos, pasted them, fuck man, my 12 yr old son can do better than that, :2 cents:

back studying get design 101, check sig!

Why?
What site did you design that you like?
2Advanced wouldnt touch adult. Infact I seriously doubt you are even from 2advanced.

Very few adult companies would be willing to pay what 2advanced would even charge for a site design.

However...
Just to critique the 2advanced site IMHO it is to much over kill.
Not one element tried to sell me a design and during the experience I could only imagine how much it would cost for them to develop a website.

On a 2nd Note.
There is not one thing on that site I could not do. So it really does not impress me as much as the portfolio of clients from Music Video's to Video game sites to major car companies...

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-12-2005 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jonesy
some of us gave advice

hmmm whats with the nice attitude alienq ?

Stop crying for attention dude...
Your boring me.

bhutocracy 05-12-2005 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by darnit
Joe is 2advanced your site?

as if.... 2ad do 50k websites.. not $50 ones no point being here unless it's an employee bludging.

Platinumpimp 05-12-2005 09:19 PM

Mightyjoe is NOT related to 2advanced.com

Fucking punk ass wannabe.

jonesy 05-12-2005 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ
Stop crying for attention dude...
Your boring me.

:1orglaugh the same can be said of the majority of your inane ramblings

galleryseek 05-12-2005 09:36 PM

www.garysimon.net for mainstream, i don't have much work w/ adult... maybe: http://66.197.63.28/psf/html/index2.htm kind of old, there is some things i'd change like more noticable name / signup / tour buttons, and a bit more content.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-12-2005 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jonesy
:1orglaugh the same can be said of the majority of your inane ramblings

Awright dude whats your problem with me?
Obviously ya got one...

What is it?
Is my ego to big for you?
Does my confidence intimidate you?
Do you wish you were me?
Do you think you are better than me?
Do you think you have somthing to offer us all that makes what ever I say unimportant?
Have you provided an ounce of credibility that maybe I should pay attention to?
Is there something I can do for you that you can't do yourself?

DX 05-12-2005 09:40 PM

great thread.

Jace 05-12-2005 09:42 PM

i have a few actually, but I don't want to post them here cause I don't like people to know what I am into :) i know that sounds wierd, but my real money business ventures are pretty private

jonesy 05-12-2005 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ
Awright dude whats your problem with me?
Obviously ya got one...

What is it?
Is my ego to big for you?
Does my confidence intimidate you?
Do you wish you were me?
Do you think you are better than me?
Do you think you have somthing to offer us all that makes what ever I say unimportant?
Have you provided an ounce of credibility that maybe I should pay attention to?
Is there something I can do for you that you can't do yourself?

none of the above and thanks for offering your services.

i just call things as i see em, thats all.

whatever misgivings you have of me being a "alienq hater" are unwarrented.
i defended you in this thread, if you had bothered to read...

you post a lot of crazy shit.

i just reply to it.

nothing more.

xanthias 05-12-2005 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX
i have a few actually, but I don't want to post them here cause I don't like people to know what I am into :) i know that sounds wierd, but my real money business ventures are pretty private

i can see that, you don't have any personal stuff you can post?

Jace 05-12-2005 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by xanthias
i can see that, you don't have any personal stuff you can post?

all the personal shit I have is basic shit...just se shit to get listed, nothing to do with graphics...i will have some shit soon though..and i will post it here

bhutocracy 05-12-2005 10:31 PM

a shitty slow ass big gif version of my favourite logo (in flash but giffed for no-flash gfy.)

http://www.fistingcentral.com/images/fisty.gif

punch through that chocolate starfish! :) won't post the whole site cause most people won't like the content, there are no nice big clear images, they were all done from 300x500 grabs (bleh) and the design needs upgrading (for eg. there are no join links at the bottom of the page.) but for adult logos it's my fave.

V_RocKs 05-12-2005 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mightyjoe
and your best design? :1orglaugh croped photos, pasted them, fuck man, my 12 yr old son can do better than that, :2 cents:

back studying get design 101, check sig!

I think we found ourselves a porn surfer, boys...

Seriously, I checked your site... nice and flashy (no pun intented). Have you done ANYTHING adult? What you will find in the adult arena is that people don't like waiting for shit to load. Give them a downloadable video and a steaming one, they will view the streaming one first (and possibly download it later if they like it).

I will give you credit on your graphic design (customers because your sites color scheme and basic layout kinda sucks). Most of the shit you made for your customers is unique, thought out and original, don't you think your site should be too?

bhutocracy 05-12-2005 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs
I think we found ourselves a porn surfer, boys...

Seriously, I checked your site... nice and flashy (no pun intented). Have you done ANYTHING adult? What you will find in the adult arena is that people don't like waiting for shit to load. Give them a downloadable video and a steaming one, they will view the streaming one first (and possibly download it later if they like it).

I will give you credit on your graphic design (customers because your sites color scheme and basic layout kinda sucks). Most of the shit you made for your customers is unique, thought out and original, don't you think your site should be too?

gah... 2advanced.com is one of the oldest and most respected wanky design firms... that is NOT his site... at best he may be a low level employee wasting his employer's money by surfing.. it's just some guy with a cool site in his sig. might as well have google.com in it, you don't need to bash the site to get back at him.. it's not his..

V_RocKs 05-13-2005 02:08 PM

I am sure he just KNOWS someone who works there and if they knew he was flying the sig on an Adult board I am sure they'd C&D him up real quick.

jonesy 05-13-2005 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs
I am sure he just KNOWS someone who works there and if they knew he was flying the sig on an Adult board I am sure they'd C&D him up real quick.

maybe hes sig whoring for them - lots of companies develop both mainstream and adult sites but keep them seprate and wont use their mainstream name when doing what some may consider non mainstream projects.

i keep it separated.


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