50 innapropriate places to have sec...

typo by the woj.

You know, that was probably THE most disappointing sex story I've ever read. :1orglaugh


inappropriate.... let's see....

For me it would have to be on my parent's bed. She and I were pretty young (late teens), it was our first time ever for either of us, and we were worried about my parents coming home. Their room was the furthest from the front door so it seemed like the best idea at the time, because it would give us a few extra seconds to "get clear".

We got busy, I remember it being pretty damned good for both of us for a few minutes.... then the unthinkable happened. The front door opened.... it was the parents. We jumped up her and I, grabbed our clothes, she ran into the little bathroom off of their room, and I ran down the hall and into the main bathroom.

Oh they knew something was up all right, but nothing was ever said about it.


Doing it in bar bathrooms and in the back seats of cars and behind bushes at the park to me isn't "inappropriate"... it is fun and adventurous. :D

On the parent's bed = inappropriate though.

Office at work.. had closed the door but in the middle of it someone comes into the area and knocks on the door...

A "number" of times a BJ while driving.. that's pretty common...

Business class bathroom on a Birish Airways flight from Canada to UK.. Biz partner and I had this cute girl sitting between us.. we plied her with drinks... were "toying" with her under the blankets... He takes her off to the bathroom.. can't go thru with it cause he has a gf.. she beckons me in and the deed is done..

One July 1st celebration... I was wasted.. fireworks show was going on but I stumble off the boat into the parking lot and puke my guts out.. the girl I'm seeing comes out to check on me.. we start making out.. I'm on my back.. middle of the parking lot.. she's riding me...

There's probably a couple more I can't think of but I must say.. the coffin and cemetary were damn good ones....

In the pottery exhibit of the Smithsonian Museum of American History.

Public park right off one of the main trails - joggers kept running right past us - good thing we were covered by that bush... I think :Oh crap

- while driving on highway (i dont recommend this!)
- park table in the late afternoon still wearing rollerblades
- strip club lap dance room


you guys sure have some crazy stories to tell!

I think some of your are missing the point between inappropriate places and just risky places where you may get caught.

Parents bed - inappropriate
Confession booth - inappropriate
In church - inappropriate
While driving - inappropriate
In a VW bug - inappropriate
Wash room of a daycare - inappropriate
At your NaNa's house - inappropriate
In your best friends house with his gf - inappropriate

Outdoors - risky
Football field - risky
Bar - risky
Plane - risky (unless its in the cockpit)

You get the point.

Ina graveyard behind a church just down the street here.

Earned myself an express ticket to hell that night...

:Oh crap

Deffinatly hollowed ground there, 2 points!

In the bathroom of a realtor's office that my father in law asked me and my wife to please give him a lift to.

Dad and the realtor talked about investment properities and my wife asked me to please walk her to the bathroom upstairs.... plus for added bonus.....he came up and opened the door thinking that he'd take a piss.....only to see as I was pounding her senseless..

He shut the door totally embarrassed and asked us to please get a room.

Dad cant get pissed when your married to his little girl

Okay here's another one, happened about 10 years ago.....

My best friend at the time invited me to his sister's place for a party. It was something to do with an upcoming wedding in the family or some such thing. His parents were going to be there, his sisters and their husbands, friends of the family and other relatives etc etc. I brought my then-girlfriend, a nurse I used to work with, she was an habitual runner who was toned, athletic and with an absolute rocking bod on her.

While at this party (everyone was in the basement rec-room) we would of course head to the bathroom from time to time. While in there I noticed there was a sauna just off the bathroom area. A few hours into the party, feeling a bit drunk of course, I whispered that she should meet me in the sauna in about 2 minutes.

She showed up in there, we shut the door and I proceeded to give it to her from behind. There was a pretty thick wooden door on the sauna but we could still hear the odd person enter the bathroom to relieve themselves. We went at it for about 10 minutes solid, then one at a time we tried to "mingle" back into the party.

ha ha....well we got away with it but not without some strange looks from a few people, including a few members of his family.

I was never invited to another family function of his again. :D

Definitely inappropriate, but I'd do it again in a heartbeat. (hopefully with someone different, she was a bit of a bitch otherwise)

some freaks in here lol.

You never seen a coffin up close? They are very comfortable...let her ride ya, while your taking it easy laying down on the silken padding of the liner...just like a bed.

You can do some semi-military pushups as well...but just dont close the top...that bitch is airtight!


That girl was nuts, put the candles in the candlebra, lit them up, and you was right into it...Never seen a woman so excited about such a so-called Thrill...

Hell what I did give a shit about, Nothing...I was getting laid!

lol

stuck an ex in her butt in her parents bed. i thought it was funny as hell.

In an elevator ..was the best 30 seconds of my life

Mine was in a movie theater! We moved to the very back row and I sat on top of him. I was wearing a dress so that helped a bit. I would guess there were only like 25 people in the movie but it was fun. Melissa

a bathroom in a hospital

At a party on the parents bed..... the door flew open and it was the very unhappy son of the house

Church Parking Lot. (my friend broke in and had sex on the "pue" sp?) at 11pm at night

On a play ground on top of the wooden fort/slide

On the kitchen counter where everyone puts there food =) Thas not mayonase ;-)

at my ex girlfriends job in victorias secret.. in the fitting room

haha when i was a teenager i got a blowjob from a girlfriend on the couch under the blanket while we watched a movie WITH HER PARENTS on the other couch 4 feet away.. lights were dim..

and another time i got a bj on a city bus from a gf and some old ldady walked by just as my penis popped out of my girlfriends mouth haha the old lady looked at us like i was satan himself..

Actually in the 1970's on the Newlywed Game a woman answered a simliar question with this response.

the drycleaners afterhours where my girlfriend worked... i jizzed on the clean clothes - pretty f'n insane. and gf at the time ended up with rugburns.....

On a california king sized bed at my aunt and uncles house it was my cousins bed and me and my g/f were getting bizzy on it with my mom sleeping not far away on it haha :pimp

graveyard.. :party-smi

2am coming home from hitting the bars with the g/f at the time, and getting head in the middle of the street we lived on, under a street light...

not inappropriate really, but nice and spontaneous foooo shooo...

really? :pimp

- parents bed (mine and my girls)
- hotel swimmingpool
- in the car

my wifes father is a pastor and we had sex in his church more times than I could remember:)

Fucked my girlfriend in a porno booth. Then the next day her best friend made me take her to the same porno booth to fuck her.

Getting a blowjob while driving from Victoria on Vancouver Island to somewhere up north, that was higly inappropriate.
Not the act itself, but it was fucking good. Thought I was going to drive off the damn road or hit someone..... yet I didn't care :winkwink:

i have to say DAMN! there are:

a. some very imaginative stories

b. some fucking sex freaks!!!!!

some make me jealous, but if you've had sex in public places you gotta admit it gives you an extra "rush"

wow that sounds like a HOT situation coming from you!

LOL!
Ok., I need a new keyboard. Spilled the coffee all over it ;)

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In a Shiva house. it was 1989 I was 21...My boyfriend's grandfather died and they were sitting shiva at his house.

I remember we were in his room for a good hour. We emerge from his room. The first person we encountered was his mom who hugged him and kissed his farhead saying:

" My poor baby you've been hiding away, this has really hit you hard" Then says to me " Mindy you are so good to him, I do not know what he would do with out you"He looked at me and winked...I felt so guilty but hey I was consoling him!!