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baddog 08-06-2005 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX
Call bull shit, want to see my prison record from when I fucked up and tried to hold up a store to get money because I was so desperate for cash?


Sure, I do.

Relish XXX 08-06-2005 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog
Sure, I do.

I actually cant find any articles online that refer to my stupid past. I got over it and looked to the future. The future is all that matters.

BRISK 08-06-2005 04:27 PM

What industry did you make your money in?

JJ Gold 08-06-2005 04:29 PM

You are the biggest idiot on GFY.

Relish XXX 08-06-2005 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK
What industry did you make your money in?

Porn and banking. Use money from porn and set up hedge funds.

Relish XXX 08-06-2005 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Gold
You are the biggest idiot on GFY.

Thank you atleast I am the biggest at something.

BRISK 08-06-2005 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX
Porn and banking. Use money from porn and set up hedge funds.

When did you get into the porn industry? The article made it seem like it was recently.

Furious_Female 08-06-2005 04:38 PM

Nice :) Congrats on your success and having your priorities in order.

Theo 08-06-2005 04:40 PM

props to you if you supported so many charities.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 08-06-2005 04:44 PM

How about some pictures of inside

Batts

RainMailer 08-06-2005 04:45 PM

Hey I need a job to help pay for my college education are you hiring? Preferrably internet security auditing. Or whatever else pays...

yys 08-06-2005 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420
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I call bullshit.

No shit.

The majority of his loot is inherited. Not a hope in hell that he bought and paid for that home on his own dime or the $480 million in art work. Hell the xbiz article says his porn company is only worth $7 million.

You might have done well for yourself and thats commendable. It's quite laughable though that people believe you made enough money from online porn and vending machines too accumulate that much wealth.

Quit feeding people the B.S. about being a self made man with that silver spoon of yours.

Relish XXX 08-06-2005 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK
When did you get into the porn industry? The article made it seem like it was recently.

Been in for years, over 15. The article is more relating to my vending machine company which is only 2 years old.

Relish XXX 08-06-2005 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by yys
No shit.

The majority of his loot is inherited. Not a hope in hell that he bought and paid for that home on his own dime or the $480 million in art work. Hell the xbiz article says his porn company is only worth $7 million.

You might have done well for yourself and thats commendable. It's quite laughable though that people believe you made enough money from online porn and vending machines too accumulate that much wealth.

Quit feeding people the B.S. about being a self made man with that silver spoon of yours.

If you notice there is no way to trace my money as it is all off shore. See who owns www.relishxxx.com - Offshore Trading Ltd (The Commonwealth of Dominica)

Look at it this way there are 20,000 vending machines now supplied by my company across Europe. If each one only does one sale per day that is 200,000 euros per day. the outlet get 100,000 euros. I am still left with 100,000 euros $130,000. most vending machines do 10 sales per day average.

Relish XXX 08-06-2005 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by yys
No shit.

The majority of his loot is inherited. Not a hope in hell that he bought and paid for that home on his own dime or the $480 million in art work. Hell the xbiz article says his porn company is only worth $7 million.

You might have done well for yourself and thats commendable. It's quite laughable though that people believe you made enough money from online porn and vending machines too accumulate that much wealth.

Quit feeding people the B.S. about being a self made man with that silver spoon of yours.

let me also ask you when have xbiz ever been right?

FTVGirls 08-06-2005 04:57 PM

I'd love to do my FTV shoots there hehe.

Relish XXX 08-06-2005 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by FTVGirls
I'd love to do my FTV shoots there hehe.

anytime you are more than welcome to come over.

Donny 08-06-2005 05:24 PM

Please take a photo of you standing in front of the place holding up a sign that says "Hello Donovan Phillips" and then I'll believe you.

That, or wire $1Million into the B of A bank account number I'll provide you. LOL :)

dig420 08-06-2005 05:26 PM

so you were born into british royalty with hundreds of millions of dollars, got COMPLETELY disowned, went to jail and now in a short time you've made hundreds of millions just like your daddy all on your own ingenuity.

Right, prince charming.

#1, we don't care for royalty in the U.S.

#2 BULLSHIT - you didn't come from poverty to make 80 million and buy that house. You had daddy's money in there somewhere.

When you start 1 ft from the finish line don't expect congratulations for winning the race.

dig420 08-06-2005 05:27 PM

You claim to have made more than Hugh Hefner, Larry Flynt and Joe Lackey combined and doubled, yet I never heard of you before I saw you on this board. How strange.

Donny 08-06-2005 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420
so you were born into british royalty with hundreds of millions of dollars, got COMPLETELY disowned, went to jail and now in a short time you've made hundreds of millions just like your daddy all on your own ingenuity.

Right, prince charming.

#1, we don't care for royalty in the U.S.

#2 BULLSHIT - you didn't come from poverty to make 80 million and buy that house. You had daddy's money in there somewhere.

When you start 1 ft from the finish line don't expect congratulations for winning the race.

Why is everyone believing the part about him HAVING that place? Daddy's money or not... the whole story seems odd.

He has almost 3k posts and has never mentioned this place before, but all of a sudden feels like bragging?

Something seems odd.

Relish XXX 08-06-2005 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
Please take a photo of you standing in front of the place holding up a sign that says "Hello Donovan Phillips" and then I'll believe you.

That, or wire $1Million into the B of A bank account number I'll provide you. LOL :)

I can do that. Please also check my surname 'Duncombe' then check the name of that house.

datatank 08-06-2005 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX
If you notice there is no way to trace my money as it is all off shore. See who owns www.relishxxx.com - Offshore Trading Ltd (The Commonwealth of Dominica)

Look at it this way there are 20,000 vending machines now supplied by my company across Europe. If each one only does one sale per day that is 200,000 euros per day. the outlet get 100,000 euros. I am still left with 100,000 euros $130,000. most vending machines do 10 sales per day average.


That is not the corp that is listed on your whois :2 cents:

Do you ever distribute other products vial your vending machine channels?
I would be interested in chatting with you if you have a spare moment some time

Congrats on the place and your success

Donny 08-06-2005 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX
I can do that. Please also check my surname 'Duncombe' then check the name of that house.

Why does the site say, "The home of Lord and Lady Feversham is set in the magnificent landscape of North Yorkshire just a stone throw away from the North York Moors." with no mention of it belonging to "the outcast son of... blah blah blah"?

Just weird.

DesignWise 08-06-2005 05:32 PM

Congrats... not every man thinks/acts the way you do... cheers..

Donny 08-06-2005 05:34 PM

The story is wonderful and captivating. The fact that it's BS is a bit sad.

3k posts on GFY and we only now hear mention of it? And the site says it's the home of Lord and Lady...

Come one man...

VeriSexy 08-06-2005 05:35 PM

They look old and creepy :(

dig420 08-06-2005 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
Why is everyone believing the part about him HAVING that place? Daddy's money or not... the whole story seems odd.

He has almost 3k posts and has never mentioned this place before, but all of a sudden feels like bragging?

Something seems odd.

It's possible his daddy's family owns the house. I don't believe he does.

There IS a british peer in the porn biz who does RelishXXX unless this is a VERY elaborate hoax: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...be&btnG=Search

whether this guy is him or not, who knows...

"From witty film titles such as the now classic To The Manor Porn (Jasper is the son of Lord Duncombe and heir to the £30m family estate) to the timely Weapons of Mass Satisfaction to crazy stage names such as Hazza B?Gunne, Lord Porn and Dr Vas Lene, it is evident that humour plays a vital part in their production."

according to the article his daddy is 'only' worth about 60m.

In any case, he's a rich boy who thinks he earned it (if this is really him), which is extremely irritating to me.

dig420 08-06-2005 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by datatank
That is not the corp that is listed on your whois :2 cents:

Do you ever distribute other products vial your vending machine channels?
I would be interested in chatting with you if you have a spare moment some time

Congrats on the place and your success

Wrong whois, wrong info on the house - as I said earlier: BULLSHIT!

Relish XXX 08-06-2005 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
so you were born into british royalty with hundreds of millions of dollars, got COMPLETELY disowned, went to jail and now in a short time you've made hundreds of millions just like your daddy all on your own ingenuity.

Right, prince charming.

#1, we don't care for royalty in the U.S.

#2 BULLSHIT - you didn't come from poverty to make 80 million and buy that house. You had daddy's money in there somewhere.

When you start 1 ft from the finish line don't expect congratulations for winning the race.

1) You love the Royal family in the US. You spend billions over here seeing our palaces and buying the crap merchandising.

2) I never started 1ft from the finish line. If you check all British papers on me I have been disowned. I was only one of two who were thrown out over the past 50 years.

I have also been homeless.

Donny 08-06-2005 05:39 PM

http://www.aboutbritain.com/Duncombe...?RefID=1501835

No mention of a Duncombe owning it now.

Relish XXX 08-06-2005 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
Why does the site say, "The home of Lord and Lady Feversham is set in the magnificent landscape of North Yorkshire just a stone throw away from the North York Moors." with no mention of it belonging to "the outcast son of... blah blah blah"?

Just weird.

It was my fathers house. He couldnt afford the up keep on it so I purchased it from him. I loved that day.

dig420 08-06-2005 05:41 PM

http://dig420.com/me/lvfront2.JPG

here you go. Here's the house I EARNED.

Donny 08-06-2005 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420
It's possible his daddy's family owns the house. I don't believe he does.

There IS a british peer in the porn biz who does RelishXXX unless this is a VERY elaborate hoax: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...be&btnG=Search

whether this guy is him or not, who knows...

"From witty film titles such as the now classic To The Manor Porn (Jasper is the son of Lord Duncombe and heir to the £30m family estate) to the timely Weapons of Mass Satisfaction to crazy stage names such as Hazza B?Gunne, Lord Porn and Dr Vas Lene, it is evident that humour plays a vital part in their production."

according to the article his daddy is 'only' worth about 60m.

In any case, he's a rich boy who thinks he earned it (if this is really him), which is extremely irritating to me.

None of those links go to a credible news site, though. We all know xbiz publishes whatever you send to them (IE: the OCCash accusations). Seems to me this would be a big enough story someone credible would pic it up. Any of the stories in those results could have been fed from someone wishing the story was true. Perhaps Mr. Relish himself.

Relish XXX 08-06-2005 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
http://www.aboutbritain.com/Duncombe...?RefID=1501835

No mention of a Duncombe owning it now.

Duncombe is our surname Feversham is the Royal name. Feversham is the area that my father was lord of.

Donny 08-06-2005 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX
It was my fathers house. He couldnt afford the up keep on it so I purchased it from him. I loved that day.

That purchase would no doubt be public record, right? Especially on a place so large and known.

Theo 08-06-2005 05:44 PM

what's your relationship with Krome? and what happened to him?

QuaWee 08-06-2005 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420
I came straight out of the trailer park to make 50k/wk. All you had to do was be born. You didn't earn it, don't brag about it.

why are you so angry?

Donny 08-06-2005 05:45 PM

I'd seriously love to believe this story, don't get me wrong.

Donny 08-06-2005 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
I'd seriously love to believe this story, don't get me wrong.

In fact, I'd love to have my wedding there. :) Belinda would love it. LOL.

Corleone 08-06-2005 05:49 PM

if you're that rich.. why do you care about what the ppl here say?

the relishxxx content rocks :)

High Plains Drifter 08-06-2005 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by dig420
http://dig420.com/me/lvfront2.JPG

here you go. Here's the house I EARNED.

Thats what I'm talking about... V-town royalty!!!

dig420 08-06-2005 05:51 PM

cantstopthebleeding.com is one of the places that has an article about him and it lists the independent.co.uk site as it's source, but neither jasper duncombe nor relishxxx turns up in the search results on the Independent.

The only other backup sources are xbiz and 020.com which doesn't inspire much confidence.

I'm not seeing anything from the London Times or Wall Street Journal in the search results, so I'd say it's possible cantstopthebleeding just carries fake or paid for shit and xbiz and 020 publishes what they're given.

If this is a made up character, it's an obnoxious one.

"look at me, I have so much (of daddy's) moneeeee!"

dig420 08-06-2005 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by QuaWee
why are you so angry?

I already told you son, I'm ghetto.

And I have a house in LA too. A matching pair! And my daddy used to straight up JACK me out of my lawn mowing money when I was a kid.

Spunky 08-06-2005 06:00 PM

That would make a nice summer cottage

Relish XXX 08-06-2005 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
what's your relationship with Krome? and what happened to him?

Krome is as good as gone. I see him now and again as does my business partner.

He is very ill with leukemia in his right leg that is spreading throughout him. He is fighting it. He collapses alot. He is moving into a flat which is part of a hospice.

Donny 08-06-2005 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX
Krome is as good as gone. I see him now and again as does my business partner.

He is very ill with leukemia in his right leg that is spreading throughout him. He is fighting it. He collapses alot. He is moving into a flat which is part of a hospice.

That's odd. I just talked to him on the phone where he claimed to still be working for you. Hmmm.

imafuckingaussie 08-06-2005 06:10 PM

Holy fuck, all looks legit from the articles etc.

Good for you, magnificent looking building etc.

Donny 08-06-2005 06:11 PM

Do you have ICQ Relish? Also, I'll chat with AaronM a bit this evening if I can get him on the phone. He's in Florida at Internext.

Donny 08-06-2005 06:13 PM

If Jasper Duncombe is Indeed the man posting as RelishXXX in this thread I'd love to interview him for my blog and possibly an article in mainstream press that has invited me to guest write from time to time.


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