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This thread is SOOO fucking funny... I'm gonna have to make a collection of these... hahahahahaha
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Thanks for the bump, I dont think I've laughed so hard since the first time I read it.
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I thought spacedog is back :1orglaugh
lol I'm just a sexy girl :thumbsup |
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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hahahah...you skank!
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LOL, so fucking obvious a bot!
i am thinking about it i am thinking about it check my website.. http://ww.enaneij.com I am thinking about it I am erika I am erika |
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god spacedog are you fucking stupid or what, no sense of what is going on. those are called auto replies, its to act as if yo are talking with someone, so lame people like you hold convos with scripts. anyway,
for someone such as yourself who has over 3000+ posts i would expect 100% more from you. but i guess that was asking way to much. look, people spam all the time the actual chance you will catch them yourself is so slim it makes your pee pee look larger then life. and to think you just did exactly what he wanted, posted it on some wonderful news board so everyone could see. well I dunno about the rest of you people but SPAM rules. its a way of life, not all spammers are good. there are XEVILX spammers on the net and everywhere else, think about magazines you purchase. did you ask to recieve all those lame ass ad's in the magazine, NO! SPAM! when you watch basic TV channels in the privacy of your own home, and see commercials you didnt request? NO! SPAM! so uh get with the rest of the world and learn to ignore shit. |
PS spamcop, spamhaus, and the rest of the anti spam sites can take a big Stack dump. they are all in for the money, they could give 2 shits how you feel.
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...oh yes, that was great !
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1/2/01 3:31 PM - Probability that this conversation was rigged: 90%. Probability that people will still rate it above 8.0: 90%.
sixty: yo sixty: oh sorry...wrong sn AOLiza: please don't apologise. sixty: k...my mistake AOLiza: is it important to you that your mistake? sixty: uhh...not really, i'm an asshole, i make a lot of them AOLiza: do you know anyone else who is an asshole? sixty: yeah, the world is full of pathetic assholes AOLiza: let's discuss further why your mistake. sixty: discuss what?? There is no substance to it...i simply mistook your screename for a friends. SORRY. I really didn't mean to bother you nor initiate a coversation with you AOLiza: have you asked such questions before? sixty: and what question are you referring to? sixty: who is this? AOLiza: what is it you really want to know? sixty: (Chirs...is this really you?? I'm gonna kill you) AOLiza: we were discussing you -- not me. sixty: k, well lets discuss you then AOLiza: oh, i then? sixty: yes YOU!! Who are you?? Lets see...let me guess, if your anything like me, your an asshole as well AOLiza: please tell me some more about this. sixty: more about what? AOLiza: why do you ask? sixty: well yhou told me to tell you more about THIS...I'm not sure I undestand what you were referring to when you said "this" AOLiza: oh, i more about this? sixty: what? AOLiza: why do you ask? sixty: hey, look, I'm having a really bad day, so unless your really chris, please stop iming me. AOLiza: do you know anyone else who is having a really bad day? sixty: yeah, my girlfriend. AOLiza: why do you say your girlfriend? sixty: because like me, she is worried sick. AOLiza: earlier you said your girlfriend. sixty: yes......my girlfriend AOLiza: why do you say your girlfriend? sixty: because she may be pregnant okay!!!?? The fucking condom broke while we were fucking and I didn't realize until i pulled out. Okay chris!!! can you stop being an asshole now!!! AOLiza: is that the real reason? sixty: yes its the damn real reason.......we spent 2 hours at planned fucking parenthood okay!!! wanna see the damn paperwork. come over here now and i'll show it to you. AOLiza: does using that kind of language make you feel better ? sixty: like you should be talking....the king of colorful four letter words is scolding me for my use of foul language?? that's a joke!! AOLiza: does that have anything to do with the fact that your girlfriend? sixty: yes....of course it does. the possibility of my girlfriend getting pregnant should rationalize my use of 4 letter words and allow me to be in a pretty bad mood!!! not to mention the fact that i have to deal with her being sick and moody because of the damn thing she had to stick up there AOLiza: is something making you feel angry ? sixty: yes, the fact that Angie blames me for having to stick that pussy pole thing up her hahahaha so she doesn't get pregnant. Like it was my fault the condom broke!!! AOLiza: why don't you tell me a little more about this. sixty: she was the one into it more then i was sixty: i didn't even want to fuck AOLiza: does using that kind of language make you feel better ? sixty: she was screming like a monkey AOLiza: in what way? sixty: okay, jerk...how's this....i didn't even want to have intercourse AOLiza: what do you think? sixty: i think she's mad at herself because she was the one practically throwing herself on my cock, when i told her i just wanted to relax that night and cuddle. AOLiza: is it important to you that your cock? sixty: damn man......your getting queer on me today AOLiza: does using that kind of language make you feel better ? sixty: what's up your sack? AOLiza: what about your own sack? sixty: of course my cock is important to me......and my sack too for that matter.......as a guy wouldn't you agree?? what are you a transexual or something?? AOLiza: your cock is important to you? sixty: well if i want to come and have kids some day then i would have to say so AOLiza: what do you know about you want to come and have kids some day then you would have to say so? sixty: well i know that i want to have lots of sex, and i think angie and i are planning on kids one day....a day far away AOLiza: what would it mean to you if you got to have lots of sex? sixty: look chris, are you goin to generals party or what??? AOLiza: what is it you really want to know? sixty: if we're goin to generals party together or am i gonna have to grab you lazy fat irish ass out of that hole of yours and make you come AOLiza: really, if we're goin to generals party together or are you gonna have to grab me lazy fat irish ass out of that hole of mine and make me come? sixty: yes.....or i can just call Laura and have her make you come (or cummmm shall i say :) ) AOLiza: but your cock. sixty: look......i just wanna have some fun tongiht.....i'm sick of angie and her problem...just want to escape to night. if that means blowing a load in Laura's mouth, then fine.....its a blowjob.....she's the queen of em!!! whats the big deal?/ Angie is so damn stressed that she wont suck on a damn thing. AOLiza: is something making you feel angry ? sixty: yes...the fact that you keep asking me questions and the fact that i desperately need to come in some girls mouth AOLiza: i understand. sixty: NO YOU DONT!!! sixty: Amy isn't possibly pregnant. sixty: how could you AOLiza: what answer would please you most? sixty: !! AOLiza: let's discuss further why your cock is important to you. sixty: the one where you admit that i'm right and that you are sorry for giving me shit when I deserve serious attention considering my serious dilemma sixty: leave my cock out of it AOLiza: why do you say your cock out of it? sixty: you keep talking about that i'm gonna think your gay or something and never put my cock near it sixty: *you AOLiza: we were discussing you -- not me. sixty: yes i see that. why don't we discuss you?? How's Amy doin?? She still like that 'abc's sixty: with the tongue? AOLiza: let's discuss further why your cock out of it. sixty: shit...my bad AOLiza: does this topic make you feel angry ? sixty: look fux...normally i would be in the mood for your antics, but it was a really bad last few days. come on man, you would understand...the condom breaking thing is screwing me in the head, i'm really stressed out. can we just drop it and get out of here?? AOLiza: why are you concerned over my antics? sixty: Laura is waiting in her dorm for us. AOLiza: does talking about this bother you? sixty: no sixty: we jsut have to leave sixty: !!! AOLiza: does talking about this bother you? sixty: stop asking me so many qustions....no it doesn't.....lets go AOLiza: why 'no'? sixty: because your mother is a whore...is that a good answer.......no can we please decide what were doing now sixty: ?? AOLiza: please go on. sixty: fuck you.....i'm calling you right now!!!!!!!!!! AOLiza: does it make you feel strong to use that kind of language? sixty: dude.....pick up......asshole sixty: !!! sixty: NOW!!! sixty: comeone AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue. sixty: *come on sixty: fuckface.....i'm callin again...this time answer:-$ AOLiza: please go on. sixty: leaving multiple messages sixty: pick up AOLiza: please go on. sixty: i'll start molesting your cell phone voicemail sixty: blow me sixty: answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AOLiza: tell me more about that. sixty: about what?? AOLiza: have you asked such questions before? sixty: what a bastard your being. damn, your gonna have to blow me a bunch of times to make up for this one buddy. AOLiza: does using that kind of language make you feel better ? sixty: lol sixty: no it doesn't sixty: later' we'll discover that HAL can even read lips. AOLiza: tell me more about that. sixty: soon we wonder whether HAL is more like a human than a machine? AOLiza: what about machines worries you? sixty: I see what your trying to do...I got your email.....haha...very clever AOLiza: do you want my trying to do? sixty: why do you want to know if do i want you trying to do? AOLiza: but what are the chances that do you want me trying to do? sixty: why do you want to know the chances that I want you trying to do? AOLiza: does that question interest you? sixty: why...does it interest you? AOLiza: does that question interest you? sixty: why does wheather or not i'm interested by your question interest you? AOLiza: what makes you think of my question interest me? sixty: we're you dropped on your head a lot when you were a kid. i know your mom was a working lady, but didn't know she was that bad of a mother!!! AOLiza: are you worried about someone else's head a lot when me was a kid? sixty: so, how is karl? AOLiza: does that question interest you? sixty: no fuckface.......go to hell......i'm comin over. peace. either you come, or I blow my load in Laura's mouth all alone...no moist tongue for you......wouldn't that suck!!! Becasue you know she's my whore and not yours...she'll even fuck me tonight...too bad. AOLiza: are you angry? sixty: yes....cuz your a pric today....i'm leaving...be there in 5 AOLiza: please go on. |
probability that you are a complete moron?
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lol, classic, i'm just a sexy girl!
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wow.. spacedog, you made my day man!
i vote this threat for the fucking funniest ever! what an idiot.. :thefinger |
Hahaha! I nearly shit in my pants. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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Nothing like a classic thread for the holidays.
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I needed a good laugh today :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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This thread should be nominated for GFY's most revived thread award
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They reckon spam is going to take over email in 2003. Talk about oversaturation :)
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Someone asked what Spacedog was like recently. I bumped this classic to show him!:1orglaugh
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Even when I was a newb to icq I knew it was a bot after it repeated the same pickup lines with each swear word I uttered.
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I laughed so hard I cried.
I played around with a chatroom bot one time to see what would happen. It didn't have AI but it has 15 or so actions each with 5 statements that run random. So I filled it up with qestions, answers, statements, etc and made sure each response would go with a conversation. So I plopped this sucker in a room I created and went to sleep. I checked the log when I got up to see some people had a full 45 minute conversation with this thing! I see how the can be useful to advertise. These people spent 45 minutes answering stupid questions and responding to comments. Don't feel bad Space. Took me a little while to figure out the first time I got hit. But not that long. Bwahaaaahaaahaaahahaaa :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
oh no ... another blast from the past !!
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that was funny..:)
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Truly my favorite thread ever.
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I dug through the archives once to find out what the hell happened to him.. pretty sad.
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That was fun :1orglaugh
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Before there were spam bots, there were AI chatbots. People have been trying to write AI chatbots that would fool people since before you had a computer. A friend of mine is into AI pretty big... for pure entertainment value (non profit). Try looking around at www.alicebot.org for one of the better engines... After looking over that site I'd have to say its dead.. ??? Not sure how it could be considered the AI-BOT mecca. |
This is like the greatest thread ever :thumbsup
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