I AGREE. it is there.
the only way to make sure the ass is clean is with water. be creative ;)

That's why you need the thing that puts water into your ass ... I forgot the name . My parents have one in their new house ... We laughed our asses off when we've seen this thing...

i agree..
that is also unhealthy. u probible got shit compacted around the walls of ur rectum and large intestines that has been there for 5, 10 or even 20 years. that shit is now toxic sludge

A duvet maybe?

brilliant logic dumbass.

one also has to clean a quarter of an inch inside their ass to make sure nothing slips out throughout the day.

i always make sure my ass is clean. i can rub my finger over it and smell nothing but my own body odor. :)

a bidet. Common in Europe but not in the states unless you buy a million dollar home and even some million dollar homes don't have them by default. I've been looking at new homes and only about half the homes I looked at had bidets in the master bedroom. Though one of the homes that had a 580 square foot master bath had a very nice looking bidet. The whole thing had a gold plating lol

Oh god I remember the first show I ever went to there was some cocktail party in someones suite I cant remember who.. but someone shit in the bidet..

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/spratt/bidet.jpg

well.. just use a baby wipe.. it has products in it to completly take everything off.. If your so worried about smearing you doo doo in you butt crack.. :) I hope it helps

Shitting in the bidet is just wrong.... :helpme

50.........

damn it... you got there right before me.. oh and its 51 why does everyone say 50.. your the number 51 50-ONE

...

...fuck wiping just let it crust up then flake off...

Yes, isnt it wonderful.

i can't belive you guys dont have/use a bidet ...
with a bidet, your ass its 100% clean after take a shit.

Everyone here in Argentina have one at home...
i can't taka a shit without a bitet ! its just...horrible !

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Drink a triple shot mocha.

No way you can go 2 to 3 days without a crap after that.

But it's only water.. and I dunno what I'm talking about here but do you not wipe at all? Just squirt a weak stream of water on your ass? I can't imagine you'd be 100% clean.

LOL!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh OMG this thread is killing me... bahahaha that is so true!

old bidets arent the greatest but the new models that are around in U.S. homes work well. I had a friend though who was addicted to ass scrubs at a spa. Had them done like weekly.

This thread is useless without pics. :throwup

Nah, a real Bited will give you hi pressure water (you can regulate the pressure) And of course, you use the Bidet after the paper..

First time I went to Italy when I was a little kid I was completely confused when I saw a bidet. I thought you were suppose to pee in the bidet and then shit in the toilet, lol.

So you're supposed to shit in the bidet??? Sorry but I faintly just remember that it looked like you weren't supposed to. Like it had a sink type hole... You can't flush? WTF someone educate me!

no man, bidet its just for a better clean of your ass:

step one: take a shit
step two: use the paper
step three: sit on the bidet, use high pressure water in your ass hole and..
done ! your ass its 100% clean :)

You definately are not supposed to shit in the bidet! :1orglaugh

OMG "man" ? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i sometimes will wet some tolilet paper after wiping my ass to make sure there isnt any resi-doo :1orglaugh

So I'm sitting in France, drinking a very strong coffee and eating all sorts of cheese, so it's time to use the bathroom. And I'm in a restaurant.

Here's what happened.

http://www.d-moneyshow.com/videos/paris/tioletless.ram

excellent.

learn from the cats man, learn from the cats.


it's funny. now when i bend over a girl and she smells, i know she only uses paper. it turns me off

arent you a cool mother fucker

we are using water, clean more then all.

This is fucking disgusting.

Imagine all the shit stacked up inside of you, rotting slowly ... :throwup

people that go out and have to go to the bathroom every 30 minutes....aren't
pissing.....they're snorting coke :2 cents:

It is called a "Bidet" and every home should have one. I love the European hotels have them so their guests can skip their shower and just give themselves a "hooker" bath, he he he!

I almost pee'd my panties laughing at some of the "shit" (pun intended) I read on this thread. I have a feeling, this is one of those threads that Tube Steak & Kiwis! Nothing worse than a little "extra" or a stench while trying to be "nice." :1orglaugh

On that note, I'm going to get a little sleep now. Will check on this "shit" later, he he he!

xoxo
Leslie :2 cents:

first let it dry, then use duct tape! :)

I ALWAYS take a shower after taking a dump !!!

Nowadays I drink mainly white wine. But when I'm doing beers, and I go to the restroom the first time, I have to go every 30 minutes, and no, I'm not doing coke:)

i love Thailand's answer to the French buday (sp?), the dishwashing spray nozzle on the side of toilets... i havent had a single skidmark in 3 years... even if i ever moved to the USA I wouild demand one on all my toilets...