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LeslieSharp

10-11-2005 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-Money

So I'm sitting in France, drinking a very strong coffee and eating all sorts of cheese, so it's time to use the bathroom. And I'm in a restaurant.

Here's what happened.

http://www.d-moneyshow.com/videos/paris/tioletless.ram

OMG D,

You are so fucking funny! Loved that clip. I had to use one of those in Italy, at a castle we were touring. That thing is not very lady like is all I can say!!! Thank god I only had to pee,

Would love to hear the end result of your odyssey! Did you or did you not shit your pants or lose your balance and dip a sneaker?

xoxo
Leslie

LeslieSharp

10-11-2005 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

excellent.

learn from the cats man, learn from the cats.

it's funny. now when i bend over a girl and she smells, i know she only uses paper. it turns me off

But it was okay prior to your discovering of better wiping of your ass? :1orglaugh

BTW-wet toilet paper will leave tpcrumbs on your ass... Just buy baby wipes, they are much cleaner. :pimp

I think everyone should clean their butt before getting a face within 20 miles of it... Should we do a poll? I'm sure there are people out there who just don't care, he he he!

Leslie

gangbangjoe

10-11-2005 11:26 AM

there are more dangerous things on your keyboard than in your poo...

nico-t

10-11-2005 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tgpshack

a bidet. Common in Europe but not in the states unless you buy a million dollar home and even some million dollar homes don't have them by default. I've been looking at new homes and only about half the homes I looked at had bidets in the master bedroom. Though one of the homes that had a 580 square foot master bath had a very nice looking bidet. The whole thing had a gold plating lol

a bidet in the bedroom? Thats not common they need to be in the bathroom

CDSmith

10-11-2005 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck

Even after 10 wipes. If it isnt visible anymore doesnt mean its not there.

That's why on that last wad of TP I put a bit of lotion on it, and give the canyon a good scrubbing. Cleans it up good.

My ass is so clean you could eat your lunch off it. :D

Phoenix

10-11-2005 11:35 AM

technically you should shit after every meal

i go twice a day usually

Wiggles

10-11-2005 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlingDaddy

Shitting in the bidet is just wrong.... :helpme

haha but it feel so right!

Tex Willer

10-11-2005 12:42 PM

fine ass thread hands down

jonesy

10-11-2005 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeslieSharp

BTW-wet toilet paper will leave tpcrumbs on your ass... Just buy baby wipes, they are much cleaner. :pimp

I

if done correctly it wont - only lazy bastards leave that kinda shit behind - no pun intended. :1orglaugh

jonesy

10-11-2005 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by D-Money

yo im fucking crying ... :1orglaugh

Dopy	10-11-2005 06:37 PM

http://www.terra.es/personal9/symies/DSCF0003.jpg

Rebecca Love

10-11-2005 06:41 PM

Baby wipes followed by TP to get the moisture. :thumbsup

Tat2Jr

10-11-2005 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED

Great now everytime I see you I'm going to have this picture of a little ziplock bag of baby wipes in your pocket... thanks HOT :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Yeah, but you'll know I'm all good if you wanna toss my salad! See ya at the next convention? ;)

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