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ModelPerfect 10-12-2005 12:27 PM

My sister's mustang:
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After hitting a tree, flying up 3 more trees, sailing 60 feet, flipping 3-4 times and bursting into flames, she sprained her finger.

SmokeyTheBear 10-12-2005 12:45 PM

i was trying to hook up a wireless router one time and the driver wouldn't install , so i had to call up the support center and have them give me the url to a new better driver, but it didnt work either , so i smashed it against the wall and bought 50 ft of cord instead.

SmokeyTheBear 10-12-2005 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by EroticySteve
Yeah I ride a hog, and people scare me with their comatose driving.

Reminds me of a time in High School. On the way to a Soccer Tourney. Two cars of friends of ours were driving down the GSP in NJ. Ahead in the road was a deer. Cars were swerving around it. It must have been just killed.

The driver, Rob, had no intention of swerving. Others in the car said. "dude, your'e about to drive over a huge deer, steer around it."

The kid is from Italy and speaks and understands perfect English and calmly says back. "It is okay he will move."

Oblivious to the fact the deer is dead, he honks his horn, as he approaches it at 60 mph he turns white as he's about to hit it.

BOOOM everyone in the car flys up as the car nearly flips. It was a small car, a Fiat. The car who's steering and suspension are now in pieces skids to the center of the highway.

We get out of the car lucky to be alive and just walk away from Rob.

wtf ? did he think the deer was sleeping on the road ?

Platinum Red 10-12-2005 12:52 PM

ok here is one that happened to me about 2 years ago still can not belive it happened...

I was going through a shopping mall and there is median on eather side of a two lane two way streach. (speed bumps all along the way) I am in a car.. and I see up a bit there is a rav4 stoped on a speed bump I did not think much of it I pull up behind (cause i can not see around it) and wait a min. the thing does not move! so I honk the horn and wait ... still does not move .. can not go around it case of the median and the hight of the rav4.... so I honk agian the thing is just stoped no 4 ways no parking lights just brake lights.

just as i deside to atemped to go around.... this large black woman gets out and starts yelling at me!!! I am like WTF I say hey there is a HUGE parking lot here why are you stoped in such a hard spot for everyone to get around with no hazards on?

She keeps yelling and waving and freaking out .. I roll up my window and go around just as i pass her back bumper she Fucken opens her door right into my fender.....

then tells me that i have to fix her car and it is my fault i ran into her!!!!!! at this point i am starting to get out of car and i pick up my phone and say "you are on the outside of your car, you open your door into my car and think i am at fault wait let me call the police i need a new paint job. Or maybe you want to get back in that tin can you are driving and leave before i really get mad"

by the time i open the flip on my phone she is gone!

wdsguy 10-12-2005 12:54 PM

Why do black women always like to yell about stupid shit even when they are at fault.

pushpills 10-12-2005 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by RocHard
You know what else cracks me up? When you at a stop light planning on going straight, and next to you is the turn lane. The light for the turn lane goes green and the cars start pulling out. The guy next to you - also going straight - start moving forward thinking he's got a green light.

Fucking idiots.



AHAHAHAHA I know! Its as if they've never driven before!

lagwagon 10-12-2005 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by RocHard
You know what else cracks me up? When you at a stop light planning on going straight, and next to you is the turn lane. The light for the turn lane goes green and the cars start pulling out. The guy next to you - also going straight - start moving forward thinking he's got a green light.

Fucking idiots.

HAHA I did this when I was in high school 10 years ago. LOL Im a big penis face.

Sarah_Jayne 10-12-2005 01:10 PM

Ever been in a car in Boston?

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EroticySteve 10-12-2005 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
wtf ? did he think the deer was sleeping on the road ?

Yeah he was and still is a moron. A bright kid, booksmart wise. Common sense or any type of rational thinking ability. NO.

Yeah he thought it was sleeping.

To this day he believes it was sleeping and he was the one that killed it.

Hit Fiat was nearly destroyed and people nearly killed.

They need a common sense class in high school.

JFK 10-12-2005 01:15 PM

Fitty Bad drivers............. :Oh crap

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spideriux 10-12-2005 01:28 PM

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