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Odie 10-30-2005 12:14 PM

ooooh 150!! eat that woj!! hehe never done that b4!

Ycaza 10-30-2005 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
Bro, I broke out and played BlackJack, won all the money back that I lost the first night with Juicy! Thank God my boys grabbed me when they did, I was about to bet it all on my last hand! :upsidedow

Now thats a friend, I tried that a few times with IceIceBaby, but damn if the mfer didn't keep winnin. Honestly bro that vegas trip was one of the best in my life and not just cuz of the girls. getting to really know you was one of the best parts of bein in this biz.

shann 10-30-2005 01:05 PM

Will you answer the damn questions already! LOL

Ramos 10-30-2005 04:28 PM

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13. How many times a week do you use your fleshlights? How often do you wash them?
I'm glad you said Fleshlights, because I have a few of them that I have a liking too. A good friend of mine (ToolGuy) has taught me the Art of Fleshlight ATM (Ass to Mouth). Get yourself a Buttlight and MouthLight (see pics below) and rock out with your cock out....and in. :Graucho

A little interracial fun never hurt no one!

Get you a sister:
http://www.fleshlight.com/main/image.../choc_butt.jpg

and a White Chick:

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/image...pink_mouth.jpg

*Run under warm tap water to clean it out after Every use*

Here's a Video: Proper Care of your Fleshlight. Video :)

Ramos 10-30-2005 05:17 PM

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14. Was it hard to learn to talk though the side of your mouth and tell two different people two different stories?
Peoples perception of events are always different from others. What a person chooses to take from something that is being said or what they want to hear may be different from what is actually being said and what is being put across by the person who is speaking. Actions & tone of voice can be misconstrued or taken the wrong way. Misunderstandings are always created from what one person says..

...Kinda like the he said she said BS...I hope that I haven't come off somewhere and was misunderstood in any manner but you can't please everyone and not everyone is going to like what I do/say.

Bro, I do my best and try to be as honest as I can be. Even though this business is rough and sometimes the truth hurts. I don't know what your referring to in particular, I am pretty out in the open and don't hide much. I feel my actions speak louder than words. :pimp

Ramos 10-30-2005 06:01 PM

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15. Who pays for your shows?
Internext Vegas - Adult.com
Webmaster Access Cancun - Adult.com
Webmaster Access Montreal - Adult.com
Toronto Copulation - Ramos.com
Cybernet Expo - Ramos.com
The JBM Show - Ramos.com

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15. Why won't work send you?
I may be paying my own way to some of the shows or excursions to network but I'm building and strengthening my relationships that I've established within the industry on a personal and biz level.

Regardless of who pays for my shows, either way I benefit from the few dollars that I have spent. The returns on my investment have far exceeded the amount I've spent on the travels in many fashions both mentally, emotionally and monetarily. You can't make money without spending it first. If travelling to a show to meet with webmasters is needed then I will to go that extra mile to attain new affiliates and biz relationships.

In the end, I benefit from it and so does adult.com and that's what's important.

*Besides, I can always stay on Magnus and Phoenix's couch.* :Oh crap

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15. What are your favorite shows?
The JBM show was my favorite and most productive. It gave me an opportunity to represent Adult.com solely. I created some new windows of opportunity for our programs and closed some pending deals. I also got a chance to really get to know some very good people in this industry.

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Least favorite?
I never met a show I didn't like, any opportunity to meet new affiliates and create new opportunities for Adult.com is a Plus. Although, I learned a lot at Cybernet Expo. About myself, work ethic and people's perception of me, it was a great learning experience, that could never be expressed in words.

At this point in time, I feel Lens has seen the Real Deal and knows that my goal is to continue Adult.com/Playboy's success by any means necessary. :)

http://myspace-987.vo.llnwd.net/0027...79703987_l.jpg

Ramos 10-30-2005 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui
Another question: How many hours a day do you work (testing fleshlight doesn't count)? :winkwink:

24-7....365 days a year!
I am always working, I have wanted to be in this Biz since first watching Behind the Green Door and the Devil in Miss Jones, seriously Bro, I love our industry and everything that goes along with it. I guess you can say I am addicted. :thumbsup

poppet 10-30-2005 06:34 PM

*volunteers to replace Ramos's Fleshlight*

Just don't ask me to wash the last one. We can just drop ship it to Juicy.

Ramos 10-30-2005 07:05 PM

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16. Describe the impact your behaviour at shows has on your work.
This year has taught me alot about myself, I've grown as a person both in biz and within. I am continuing to grow. My actions are mine and I am responsible for my own. I am not responsible for others and how they perceive me and my actions or words. That being said, I am an energetic person who loves to have fun and will do just about anything to have a great time.

Regardless of the time or place, I will ensure that I enjoy myself to the fullest. Those around me enjoy my company (for the most part or that I know of) and I love to make the best of what situations I am faced with. Seeing people enjoying themselves, laughing, socializing is what motivates me.

Those things aside, my behavior at the shows is no different at work than it would be outside of work. Most ppl in this biz have two sides to them, board personalities and their true personalities. I only have one and what you see is what you get. I am real and sincere in everything that I do. This follows me wherever I am present whether it be on the boards, at a show, the office and in my own house.

Mpegmaster 10-30-2005 07:22 PM

Ramos is my favourite TWINK :winkwink:

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 10-30-2005 07:59 PM

Ramos my man, focus already...you're just barely halfway through with this Interview that started over two friggin' days ago.

No more fleshlight fun 'til you get the Interview done - and that is that, little Mister.

ADG Webmaster

Ramos 10-30-2005 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Ramos my man, focus already...you're just barely halfway through with this Interview that started over two friggin' days ago.

No more fleshlight fun 'til you get the Interview done - and that is that, little Mister.

ADG Webmaster

Hey Bro, take a look at my questions, never seen any this easy before. :disgust

That's it...No Odie pics for you....and that was my next post. :)

Ice 10-30-2005 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Cazually
Now thats a friend, I tried that a few times with IceIceBaby, but damn if the mfer didn't keep winnin. Honestly bro that vegas trip was one of the best in my life and not just cuz of the girls. getting to really know you was one of the best parts of bein in this biz.

I'm just lucky with cards.... btw what room are we in again? :winkwink:

Pete-KT 10-30-2005 09:13 PM

Very nice interview Ramos, good work bro

Ramos 10-30-2005 09:14 PM

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17. How many strippers did you fuck in cancun last year at the strip club?
None, but you knew that all ready. :disgust

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 10-30-2005 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
Hey Bro, take a look at my questions, never seen any this easy before. :disgust

You're in Marketing...just make shit up...

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Originally Posted by Ramos
That's it...No Odie pics for you....and that was my next post. :)

http://www.stanford.edu/~jtw/Anguish.jpg

O D I E !!!!!!

ADG Webmaster

J$tyle$ 10-30-2005 09:34 PM

EDIT: I'll post that in another thread

Good interview, Ramos!

Ramos 10-30-2005 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by J$tyle$

You Double Team one Fleshlight with a buddy and all of a sudden your labeled a Homo.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

J$tyle$ 10-30-2005 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
You Double Team one Fleshlight with a buddy and all of a sudden your labeled a Homo.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DAMN! I didn't want to divert attention from your ambush - you're too quick!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CT 10-30-2005 09:53 PM

Yo DBR!! Love ya bro! :upsidedow

Juicy D. Links 10-30-2005 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
You Double Team one Fleshlight with a buddy and all of a sudden your labeled a Homo.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:mad: :mad:

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Ramos 10-30-2005 10:05 PM

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18. Are you a myspace whore? Discuss. Post your page.
:pimp Damn Right, I take that as a Compliment, and I am very proud of it. I use myspace to keep in touch with all my buddies on a daily basis. Ain't nothing wrong with a little hoeing every now and then. :pimp

Click to view RamosSpace

MySpace Ho Pics:
http://myspace-368.vo.llnwd.net/0022...26510368_l.jpg
Odie's Booty...Eat your Heart Out Asian Diva!
http://myspace-302.vo.llnwd.net/0023...35081302_l.jpg
At the 50 cent show in Cancun
http://myspace-467.vo.llnwd.net/0027...79574467_l.jpg
You cannot teach this....Major League Pimpin'
http://myspace-534.vo.llnwd.net/0027...79704534_l.jpg
One of the biggest Pimps I know: The infamous Nader!
http://ramos.adult.com/ele.jpg
Viva Viva Las Vegggggggggggas

Ramos 10-30-2005 10:34 PM

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19. Why California?
Isn't California the land of opportunities?
I decided to venture out West and see if I could dip my feet into the Wonderful World of Porn. So far So good. :pimp

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19. Where else have you lived?
I grew up in the Tri-State Area, spending most of my time in Connecticut and New York. Once I graduated High School in Connecticut, I some how let my Grandfather convince me to join the Army and get some discipline in my life.

Once I was in, I had the opportunity to live and visit some cool places. Although, the only spots I spent more than a year were Africa, South Carolina, and Georgia.

After my enlistment, I stayed in Georgia to attend college and use my GI BIll. :)

Ramos 10-30-2005 10:41 PM

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20. Discuss your educational background.
Man, I come from the school of Hard Knocks, learning more in the streets than I ever learned in a classroom, but here goes nothing.

-Graduated High School: 1992
-U.S. Army Ordnance School: 1993
-Bachelor's Degree (Marketing): 2004

*Also, have been to many schools, workshops, seminars, etc in many fields that I have experience in*

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 10-30-2005 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos

New question...

Are you related to Mango?

http://snl-ibc.jt.org/mango.gif

And how did this GI named Bill feel about you using him?

I'm starting to understand what's going on with you and the fleshlights - good interview though, really thoughtful and insightful. <switches back to Law and Order>

ADG Webmaster

Ramos 10-30-2005 11:37 PM

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21. Did you ever get shot at by the Taliban?
Yes, nearly every day and night during my time in Mogadishu, Somalia.

I will never forget the first night, we were replacing Alpha company, which had a group there for a few months before us. We got in awfully late and were not issued ammo the first night. At the time, we were at the University, our central location. Around 9 pm, the Somali Warlords (all geeked up on Kat) attempted to break our barriers and attack. Started shelling us with mortars, destroying part of the motor pool and a few vehicles. I was in a room with about 20 people, ranging from a Full Bird Colonel to Private David Ramos. None of us had ammo, so all we could do was hit the deck and take the best cover we could.

I knew I was going to die that night. My last thoughts were with my family and the ones I loved, then I prepared for the worst. Thank God, I am hear to tell the story, many brave americans never made it back.

After that first night, I wasn't frightened or worried, I was pissed and ready to start capping Skinnies! :mad:

I first got stationed on Fort Gordon, Georgia in 1993. Within my first 2 hours in processing, they let me know that I would be headed to Somalia for Operation Restore Hope, a humanitarian mission that was supposed to bring health care, and Aid to the people of Somalia. But we all know it turned unto a blood bath, with American Soldiers being dragged thru the streets. :(

This is Real Life Drama Folks, please forgive me if I don't get caught up in the Childish Drama that taints our business at times, or get sore when someone makes fun of me for promoting a Male Sex Toy. :321GFY

The truth of the matter is that I have seen more and been thru more than most people will ever experience, I went thru some of the worst shit you can ever imagine and somehow manage to keep on keepin on. :pimp

Operation Restore Hope 1993:

http://ramos.adult.com/somalia.jpg

Odie 10-30-2005 11:42 PM

great stuff baby..keep em coming!!! :)

SleazyDream 10-30-2005 11:42 PM

maybe i should have bought you that hooker.....





































































naaaa

xclusive 10-30-2005 11:51 PM

Dude you kick ass

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 10-30-2005 11:58 PM

As one veteran to another...I salute you.

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/gfy/so...fleshlight.jpg

ADG Webmaster

Ramos 10-31-2005 12:26 AM

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22. Discuss your Father's murder.
This is the hardest thing I have ever done in my life. Thinking about my Dad and what he went through is really bringing emotions and feelings I have never felt before. In my youth, I hid those feelings and blocked them out, trying to be tough or just doing whatever it took to not think about it. I am laying on my bed with a box of tissues that I never thought I would use to wipe tears, but this is my heart and I am giving this interview everything I have no matter how hard it is to answer these questions.

My Father was murdered in the Bronx, New York in the late 70's. I was around 5 years old at the time. He ran a local corner market off southern boulevard and was at work like any normal day. 2 men that had owed my Father money showed up, and My Dad followed them to the Subway station to confront them. They shot and stabbed my Father, he died right there on that cold concrete slab, clinching the arms of one of those scumbags. I cannot imagine what was going through his mind, all he wanted was to love my Mother and provide for his famly the best way he knew how.

My Fathers death was a big reason for my mother leaving me and entering a world of Heroin, which eventually ended the family we once had. My mother is still alive and we speak every so often, but this chain of events has pushed me to the point of trusting practically no one and being as independent as I can be.

My father was a very kind and gentle man, he would give you the shirt off his back, I guess thats why I wear my heart on my sleeve like I do.

R.I.P. David Ramos, a man who I never really got to know, but think about everyday.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 10-31-2005 12:48 AM

Wow...that's a sad story.

http://www.seniorjournal.com/NEWS/Fe...CallButton.gif

Sleazy, ask happier questions, damn it!

ADG Webmaster

SleazyDream 10-31-2005 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Wow...that's a sad story.

http://www.seniorjournal.com/NEWS/Fe...CallButton.gif

Sleazy, ask happier questions, damn it!

ADG Webmaster

dude - this is the dirt - the guts of it.

this is what we all want to know.

this is the REAL Ramos.

well done ramos.

VERY impressed.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 10-31-2005 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
dude - this is the dirt - the guts of it.

this is what we all want to know.

this is the REAL Ramos.

well done ramos.

VERY impressed.

M'kay...I see the next question is about Afroman, so perhaps things will get a little more upbeat - I mean it's officially Halloween on the West Coast, so let's get happy already.

http://xtremzik1.free.fr/Pochettes/A...imes-front.jpg

ADG Webmaster

StickyGreen 10-31-2005 01:04 AM

lol @ donovan phillips in this thread...shit's hilarious...

MikeyFingaz 10-31-2005 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
Yes, almost every day and night during my time in Mogadishu, Somalia.

I will never forget the first night, we were replacing Alpha company, which had a group there for a few months before us. We got in awfully late and were not issued ammo the first night. At the time, we were at the University, our central location. Around 9 pm, the Somali Warlords (all geeked up on Kat) attempted to break our barriers and attack. Started shelling us with mortars, destroying part of the motor pool and a few vehicles. I was in a room with about 20 people, ranging from a Full Bird Colonel to Private David Ramos. None of us had ammo, so all we could do was hit the deck and take the best cover we could.

I knew I was going to die that night. My last thoughts were with my family and the ones I loved, then I prepared for the worst. Thank God, I am hear to tell the story, many brave americans never made it back.

After that first night, I wasn't frightened or worried, I was pissed and ready to start capping Skinnies! http://www.wastedwebmasters.com/imag...lies/curly.gif

I first got stationed on Fort Gordon, Georgia in 1993. Within my first 2 hours in processing, they let me know that I would be headed to Somalia for Operation Restore Hope, a humanitarian mission that was supposed to bring health care, and Aid to the people of Somalia. But we all know it turned unto a blood bath, with American Soldiers being dragged thru the streets. :(

This is Real Life Drama Folks, please forgive me if I don't get caught up in the Childish Drama that taints our business at times, or get sore when someone makes fun of me for promoting a Male Sex Toy. :321GFY

The truth of the matter is that I have seen more and been thru more than most people will ever experience, I went thru some of the worst shit you can ever imagine and somehow manage to keep on keepin on. :pimp

Operation Restore Hope 1993:

http://ramos.adult.com/somalia.jpg

that is admirable shit right there. :thumbsup:... sorry to hear about your dad man... i know where your coming from on that one.

Ramos 10-31-2005 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
M'kay...I see the next question is about Afroman, so perhaps things will get a little more upbeat

Very True, cannot wait to answer this one! :)

Phoenix 10-31-2005 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
Internext Vegas - Adult.com
Webmaster Access Cancun - Adult.com
Webmaster Access Montreal - Adult.com
Toronto Copulation - Ramos.com
Cybernet Expo - Ramos.com
The JBM Show - Ramos.com


*Besides, I can always stay on Magnus and Phoenix's couch.* :Oh crap





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dude..you got a spot forever...no worries.

great interveiw :)

2HousePlague 10-31-2005 08:55 AM

Good man -- :thumbsup

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Let 'em guess -- it's Halloween -- :1orglaugh


2hp

Ramos 10-31-2005 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Tera
So.. Where is he?? LOL this should be good!

:pimp Hey Girl.....I am here.....finishing up today! :pimp
I hope I see you in December for the GFY Xmas Party! :)

Odie 10-31-2005 11:20 AM

bump for my baby :)

Spoff 10-31-2005 11:31 AM

Need another BUMP to see more answers

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 10-31-2005 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
Very True, cannot wait to answer this one! :)

I guess you COULD wait...<tick, tick, tick>

http://blogoehlert.typepad.com/eclip...es/waiting.jpg

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EroticySteve 10-31-2005 11:40 AM

Ramos, you're a tougher man than I. Thanks for sharing the good, the bad and the ugly.

I'd answer everything with "I plead the fifth", there is some solace in remaining invisible and anonymous.

Thanks for sharing this stuff.

Ramos 10-31-2005 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
I guess you COULD wait...<tick, tick, tick>

http://blogoehlert.typepad.com/eclip...es/waiting.jpg

ADG Webmaster

Damn Bro, your tough and I kinda like that. I will be done today, it was along Spooky Weekend.... :eyecrazy

Ramos 10-31-2005 01:01 PM

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23. What the fuck is afroman?
:rasta Afromman's claim to fame was a little song called, "Because I Got High".

Don't Get it Twisted, this brother has been making great music for years, plays all his own instruments and puts on one of the greatest shows I have ever seen or been involved with.

I decided to take a chance and see if I could promote a few shows, give people in the Dirty South a chance to hear some great music and experience some even better times.

So, It's May 2004, and I just picked up Afro's latest CD at the time, "Afroholic...The Even Better Times", I am checking out the Tour Schedule and notice that they have to come thru I-20 in Georgia for a upcoming show, right thru the town I am living in. I grab two buddies and head to the Jacksonville show (4 hour drive in a 86' prelude with no a/c or power) at "Jack Rabbit's" to see if I can meet this Cat and convince him to play in my town. Sure enough, I got a chance to Hangout and enjoy some of the finer things in Life :winkwink: :winkwink: . We worked out a little something and I headed up to Rock Hill, South Carolina, the next weekend, to meet Billy, Afro's Agent/tour Manager. We set it up and Afro's first show in Augusta , Georgia was June 21st at The Soul Bar. This show was sold the Fuck Out, at one point we had to turn people down. We got 20 cases of Colt 45 and every cracker in the house was guzzlin' one!

Pre-Party Pics at My Crib.....We were flowing for about an Hour, almost missed the show. Having Afroman in my Home spittin' lyrics was a Great experience and to think it all started with an idea....
"Hey it would be cool to have Afroman play at my favorite Bar!

http://ramos.adult.com/a1.jpg
*OLD SCHOOL PLAYERS TO NEW SCHOOL FOOLS*



Here are the SHOW Pics...Enjoy :winkwink::

http://ramos.adult.com/afroman/20.jpg
http://ramos.adult.com/afroman/26.jpg
http://ramos.adult.com/afroman/25.jpg
http://ramos.adult.com/afroman/24.jpg

All Right............Next Question! :pimp

Jman 10-31-2005 01:31 PM

My brother Ramos, after readung the last couple of questions there is no doubt in my mind why we are hitting it so good as friends very quickly... Well keep in mind you are a nice twink and are a friend with benefits to my little sister ;-)

Stay Gold Bro!!!

Ramos 10-31-2005 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JMan
My brother Ramos, after readung the last couple of questions there is no doubt in my mind why we are hitting it so good as friends very quickly... Well keep in mind you are a nice twink and are a friend with benefits to my little sister ;-)

Stay Gold Bro!!!

Yo man, Thanks for the kind words, but I won't sleep with you. :)

Jman 10-31-2005 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
Yo man, Thanks for the kind words, but I won't sleep with you. :)


That's ok dude, I heard stories... I think your way to Vanilla for me :pimp

Ramos 10-31-2005 02:41 PM

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24. Who the fuck joins the army to become a diesel mechanic?
Yeh, that would be me!

At that time, College really wasn't for me, my grades were sub par and all I liked to do was run streets and Hustle people playing Basketball.

So, my grandfather talked about the military and I decided to check out what The Army had to offer. While at Meps (initial entry processing, where you raise your hand and give up your life for the next 4 years) I was offered quite a few MOS's, but I wanted to get going as soon as possible and there were postions available for 63 Bravo School, Light Wheel Vehicle Mechanic. I took that, and left a couple weeks later. I found myself in Columbia, South Carolina in August of 92', it was Hot as Balls!

But, I can fix pretty much anything 5 tons and below, diesel or gas. Although, you won't ever see me fixing any Big trucks anymore. My days of sitting in the motor pool for hours are gone! I got a new Gig! :winkwink:


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