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Ramos 10-31-2005 02:44 PM

:pimp 200 Pimps :pimp

natron 10-31-2005 02:53 PM

I heard Ramos still pees the bed :helpme

Odie 10-31-2005 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by natron
I heard Ramos still pees the bed :helpme


that's news to me!! lmao...he does like to sleep with his fleshlight tho ;) :1orglaugh

natron 10-31-2005 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Odie
that's news to me!! lmao...he does like to sleep with his fleshlight tho ;) :1orglaugh

I aint one to gossip
so you aint heard it from me :1orglaugh

DatingGold 10-31-2005 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
Internext Vegas - Adult.com
Webmaster Access Cancun - Adult.com
Webmaster Access Montreal - Adult.com
Toronto Copulation - Ramos.com
Cybernet Expo - Ramos.com
The JBM Show - Ramos.com


I may be paying my own way to some of the shows or excursions to network but I'm building and strengthening my relationships that I've established within the industry on a personal and biz level.

Regardless of who pays for my shows, either way I benefit from the few dollars that I have spent. The returns on my investment have far exceeded the amount I've spent on the travels in many fashions both mentally, emotionally and monetarily. You can't make money without spending it first. If travelling to a show to meet with webmasters is needed then I will to go that extra mile to attain new affiliates and biz relationships.

In the end, I benefit from it and so does adult.com and that's what's important.

*Besides, I can always stay on Magnus and Phoenix's couch.* :Oh crap


The JBM show was my favorite and most productive. It gave me an opportunity to represent Adult.com solely. I created some new windows of opportunity for our programs and closed some pending deals. I also got a chance to really get to know some very good people in this industry.


I never met a show I didn't like, any opportunity to meet new affiliates and create new opportunities for Adult.com is a Plus. Although, I learned a lot at Cybernet Expo. About myself, work ethic and people's perception of me, it was a great learning experience, that could never be expressed in words.

At this point in time, I feel Lens has seen the Real Deal and knows that my goal is to continue Adult.com/Playboy's success by any means necessary. :)

http://myspace-987.vo.llnwd.net/0027...79703987_l.jpg

who's the fool behind you?

Dirty D 10-31-2005 04:03 PM

I remember meeting Ramos on his first official day on the job.
Las Vegas InterNext 2004 - at the Red Rooster.
A shy lad that has now become a fixture in the adult online world.

Lensman has a great team.

Ramos 10-31-2005 04:50 PM

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25. What kind of looser goes back to college in their late 20's?
Wow, that's kind of harsh. I thought it took a lot of balls to be a broke 27 year old freshman, but that's just me.

It was around mid April 2001, I was an Inside Sales Rep for Greenfield Industries, a steel cutting tool company, (we manufactured Taps, Dies, Endmills & Carbide Rounds Tools) some of my accounts were Caterpillar and Nissan to give you an idea.

I worked very hard and locked some big companies in the 2 years I was there a part of the team. In 2001, I was awarded with the "Sales Leader of The Year" Award, the top prize in our company, as far as Sales goes.

So in April, I applied for an Outside Sales position, I was turned down, and a big reason was not having a degree, which was required to apply for the position. At that point, I gave my 2 weeks notice and decided to use my Army G.I.Bill and go to college.

I began College in May of 2001 and graduated December 2004. I worked my ass off to get my degree in a short period of time! It was tough adjusting, especially being a little older and kind of stubborn in my daily routines, but I stuck it out, and even made the Deans List a couple times. Graduating with Bachelor's in Marketing.

*There is no greater feeling than being a 30 year old senior, especially study groups on Sunday nights :winkwink: :winkwink: *

MaDalton 10-31-2005 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
Wow, that's kind of harsh. I thought it took a lot of balls to be a broke 27 year old freshman, but that's just me.

It was around mid April 2001, I was an Inside Sales Rep for Greenfield Industries, a steel cutting tool company, (we manufactured Taps, Dies, Endmills & Carbide Rounds Tools) some of my accounts were Caterpillar and Nissan to give you an idea.

I worked very hard and locked some big companies in the 2 years I was there a part of the team. In 2001, I was awarded with the "Sales Leader of The Year" Award, the top prize in our company, as far as Sales goes.

So in April, I applied for an Outside Sales position, I was turned down, and a big reason was not having a degree, which was required to apply for the position. At that point, I gave my 2 weeks notice and decided to use my Army G.I.Bill and go to college.

I began College in May of 2001 and graduated December 2004. I worked my ass off to get my degree in a short period of time! It was tough adjusting, especially being a little older and kind of stubborn in my daily routines, but I stuck it out, and even made the Deans List a couple times. Graduating with Bachelor's in Marketing.

*There is no greater feeling than being a 30 year old senior, especially study groups on Sunday nights :winkwink: :winkwink: *


hey - i did more or less the same at 27 - and it worked fine for me too. great stuff so far, ramos :thumbsup

Varius 10-31-2005 05:21 PM

I met Ramos in Montreal back at Webmaster Access this year, and I've got to say he's one of the cooler people I've met form shows, esp. to hang out or party with!

Looking forward to some partyin' down here in Feb :pimp

Ramos 10-31-2005 05:26 PM

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26. Talk about your job as Arena 2 Football Promotional Coordinator.
What a Great Gig!

In 2001, Augusta, Georgia decided to get in the Arena Football Market with their Augusta Stallions!


My good friend was working for the Stallions and she was given the task to find a Promotions Coordinator for games, etc. So, we had a meeting with the President of Operations to discuss what I could bring and how I could get things rolling.

Basically, before the games and during the games. I got on the microphone on the field, talked to the crowd, had guys throwing T shirts, Give Aways, you name it. It was a great job! We only had 10 Home Games, but I had the time of my life. It was nice, kids loved me and asked for my autograph (LMAO) and the perks were the Cheerleaders, they were all local dingbats, we got along ggggggggreat! :love2suck

Ramos 10-31-2005 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton
hey - i did more or less the same at 27 - and it worked fine for me too. great stuff so far, ramos :thumbsup

Hell Yeh Bro, so you know about those Perks! :winkwink:

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 10-31-2005 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
*There is no greater feeling than being a 30 year old senior, especially study groups on Sunday nights :winkwink: :winkwink: *

Hehe, we have a lot in common (except for the fleshlight and tranny business) - I joined the military at 17 and served for six years, and after I was discharged, I went to college for six more years (I was even Vice-President of the student government representing 26,000 students).

Great times and great life experiences...nice answers and interesting interview. :thumbsup

The only thing I would recommend is more pictures of Odie.

BTW Sleazy, what kind of loser spells loser as looser? :1orglaugh

ADG Webmaster

Ramos 10-31-2005 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Hehe, we have a lot in common (except for the fleshlight and tranny business) - I joined the military at 17 and served for six years, and after I was discharged, I went to college for six more years (I was even Vice-President of the student government representing 26,000 students).

Great times and great life experiences...nice answers and interesting interview. :thumbsup

The only thing I would recommend is more pictures of Odie.

BTW Sleazy, what kind of loser spells loser as looser? :1orglaugh

ADG Webmaster

Your Pics are coming, I am saving the best for last and yes, this will be finished shortly, but I am a busy guy and 31 questions ain't no small task. :pimp

Ramos 10-31-2005 06:26 PM

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27. Discuss your car. Post pics
Ahhh Man, I am about to get a new ride, but here is the Official Hooptie.

I drove from Georgia to Cali in and made it in one piece! :pimp

:) 1993 Toyota Camry 186,000 Miles :)

First, let me show you how I open my Drivers Door!

:1orglaugh....In Sequence....:1orglaugh


1) Drivers Door INOP
http://ramos.adult.com/ride/1.jpg
2) Open Passenger Door
http://ramos.adult.com/ride/2.jpg
3) In Ghetto Style, unlock door and push open, on Windy Days, this is the Pits!
http://ramos.adult.com/ride/3.jpg
4) Walk around to the Drivers Side & It's Business as Usual
http://ramos.adult.com/ride/4.jpg
5) MTV.......MTV....
http://ramos.adult.com/ride/5.jpg
6) Please PIMP MY RIDE
http://ramos.adult.com/ride/6.jpg

Nylz 10-31-2005 07:16 PM

Ramos is still a sexy twink :)

Ramos 10-31-2005 07:32 PM

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28. Who do you look up to in the Adult industry?
I look up to innovators, risk takers, ambitious people, hard worders, folks who create something from nothing, everyone I have worked with that gave me a shot to work together, and last but not least people who could care less what others think and follow their heart.

Most of all Our Team @ Adult.com, with extra special shout outs to YoungMoney, ToolGuy and Spannow, these guys have spent many many hours showing me the Ways of The Force!

Quote:

28. Down on?
Haters (theres only a few, I think we all know who they are), Lazy people, and folks who think it's all about who you know, not what you know.

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28. What do you care about in online adult?
I care about our product, our Affiliates, our Surfers and all the folks I work with on a daily basis, which is a wide variety of Industry peeps!

It's like Christmas everytime I turn on my ICQ.

Keep em coming, if you want to work together, give me a shout! I have many of ways we can do business together. :pimp

TheHatchet 10-31-2005 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
Ahhh Man, I am about to get a new ride, but here is the Official Hooptie.

I drove from Georgia to Cali in and made it in one piece! :pimp

:) 1993 Toyota Camry 186,000 Miles :)

First, let me show you how I open my Drivers Door!

:1orglaugh....In Sequence....:1orglaugh


1) Drivers Door INOP
http://ramos.adult.com/ride/1.jpg
2) Open Passenger Door
http://ramos.adult.com/ride/2.jpg
3) In Ghetto Style, unlock door and push open, on Windy Days, this is the Pits!
http://ramos.adult.com/ride/3.jpg
4) Walk around to the Drivers Side & It's Business as Usual
http://ramos.adult.com/ride/4.jpg
5) MTV.......MTV....
http://ramos.adult.com/ride/5.jpg
6) Please PIMP MY RIDE
http://ramos.adult.com/ride/6.jpg


My photography skills at their best! I sent em in to MTV

Ramos 10-31-2005 07:46 PM

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29. Have you ever been drunk or high at an adult convention. Discuss in detail.
I have been under the influence a few times, but only at night when it's party time. Especially my first few shows, I was very nervous and I used whatever I could to ease the tension and nervousness I faced coming into this Biz and especially when your on the same Team as Lens and Red Eyes, these guys know their shit, so I spent many nights studying up and getting focused. It's tough when people start drilling you with questions and you have no idea how to answer, but I ain't nervous no more and ready for anything thrown my way!!!!!! :pimp

My #1 Goal is to be involved in every conversation I can. I am always learning about our business in every way possible. Whether it's hitting as many boards as I can, going to shows, Ynot Radio, reading XBIZ World or AVN ONLine, and Any and ALL resources that teach me something new or shows me anything that can apply which makes me more effective and efficient at my job.

But, now I feel I know most of you pretty well and as you can see I am getting more comfy in my position and with the folks in our Industy.

:frenchman OUI OUI :frenchman

Ramos 10-31-2005 07:54 PM

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30. Ever had an std? Which ones?
No, Not yet. Thank GOD! :thumbsup

Ramos 10-31-2005 08:08 PM

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31. What was your very first, second and third job?
First Job: Spinning Wheel Restaraunt in Redding, Connecticut. I made Pancakes during Sunday Brunch and washed Dishes. I was 13 and making 8 bucks an hour under the table. I was ballin' :pimp

Second Job: Shell Gas Station, I worked the register and the Full Service Pumps. <---Do they even have those anymore? It was cool, I would take my check and purchase an entire Roll of $1 Dollar Rub OFF Lottery Tickets and make an EXTRA $300 Bucks.

Third Job: Assistant to the Assistant Manager of the Produce Department for Ancona's Market in Ridgefield, Connecticut. I know my Fruits and Vegetables very well and can Cook my ASS off in the Kitchen and On the Dance Floor. :thumbsup

Ramos 10-31-2005 08:11 PM

Muck Love to Sleazy!
 
Thanks For The Interview Scott!

I did the Best I could! I was Honored and touched that I was chosen for this, even though my questions were way too easy!


http://ramos.adult.com/Cancun/0214359-R1-046-21A.jpg

:) And Asian Diva your Odie Pics are cumming. :)

Ramos 10-31-2005 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dustman
I remember meeting Ramos on his first official day on the job.
Las Vegas InterNext 2004 - at the Red Rooster.
A shy lad that has now become a fixture in the adult online world.

Lensman has a great team.

:pimp Yeh Bro, this is my Favoite pic and it's with you, Legendary Dirty D! :pimp

http://ramos.adult.com/cybernet/18.jpg

Odie 10-31-2005 11:25 PM

bump for my sweeti8e Ramos..I love ya baby! ;)

datatank 10-31-2005 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramos
Yes, nearly every day and night during my time in Mogadishu, Somalia.

I will never forget the first night, we were replacing Alpha company, which had a group there for a few months before us. We got in awfully late and were not issued ammo the first night. At the time, we were at the University, our central location. Around 9 pm, the Somali Warlords (all geeked up on Kat) attempted to break our barriers and attack. Started shelling us with mortars, destroying part of the motor pool and a few vehicles. I was in a room with about 20 people, ranging from a Full Bird Colonel to Private David Ramos. None of us had ammo, so all we could do was hit the deck and take the best cover we could.

I knew I was going to die that night. My last thoughts were with my family and the ones I loved, then I prepared for the worst. Thank God, I am hear to tell the story, many brave americans never made it back.

After that first night, I wasn't frightened or worried, I was pissed and ready to start capping Skinnies! :mad:

I first got stationed on Fort Gordon, Georgia in 1993. Within my first 2 hours in processing, they let me know that I would be headed to Somalia for Operation Restore Hope, a humanitarian mission that was supposed to bring health care, and Aid to the people of Somalia. But we all know it turned unto a blood bath, with American Soldiers being dragged thru the streets. :(

This is Real Life Drama Folks, please forgive me if I don't get caught up in the Childish Drama that taints our business at times, or get sore when someone makes fun of me for promoting a Male Sex Toy. :321GFY

The truth of the matter is that I have seen more and been thru more than most people will ever experience, I went thru some of the worst shit you can ever imagine and somehow manage to keep on keepin on. :pimp

Operation Restore Hope 1993:

http://ramos.adult.com/somalia.jpg



Much Respect :thumbsup

Odie 10-31-2005 11:38 PM

oh what's with the Odie pics for aDg?? those naked pics are for you only ramos~!!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 10-31-2005 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Odie
oh what's with the Odie pics for aDg?? those naked pics are for you only ramos~!!

Sharing is caring...spread the love Angel.

P.S. And like Ramos said in an earlier post: Muck Love to Sleazy:

http://www.spruceroots.org/Feb.02/Muck.jpg

As in, "Muck Love, Not War", or sumpthin' like that.

ADG Webmaster

SleazyDream 11-01-2005 12:24 AM

5 pages and 3000+ page views.

impressive.

donivan Phillips must be ready to spit.

buuuuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha

way to go Ramos :thumbsup

Ramos 11-01-2005 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
5 pages and 3000+ page views.

impressive.

donivan Phillips must be ready to spit.

buuuuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha

way to go Ramos :thumbsup

:thumbsup For Sheeezzy! :thumbsup

Phoenix 11-01-2005 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
5 pages and 3000+ page views.

impressive.

donivan Phillips must be ready to spit.

buuuuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha

way to go Ramos :thumbsup


dude i had to refresh like 2900 times to get the views up that high ;0

CT 11-01-2005 10:29 AM

Great Interview Bro. :thumbsup

Ramos 11-01-2005 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by serversyko
Great Interview Bro. :thumbsup

:) Thanks Bro.....Looking forward to hanging out at Webmaster Access :thumbsup

CT 11-01-2005 11:36 AM

I know... my first show. Im such a newb! Thank you for everything you have taught me!
I would be nowhere without you Ramos! :winkwink:

Mpegmaster 11-01-2005 11:54 AM

Heee heeee ;)

Great interview brotha :)
lots of interesting stuff there :)

My myself have never been to a adult convention...its been so long in this biz.....and i have never been to one....

Ramos 11-01-2005 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Mpegmaster
Heee heeee ;)

Great interview brotha :)
lots of interesting stuff there :)

My myself have never been to a adult convention...its been so long in this biz.....and i have never been to one....

:) You gave me your word your making it to Vegas :)

Don't make me come to India and take you, your basket, flute and snake all the way back to America!

Aneros Josh 11-01-2005 11:59 AM

Great interview my friend....but.....I think I'm going to answer those questions again but this time tell the REAL story...hahaha...only fucking with you man (although I know you're sweating in your chair right now) I can honestly say, being your best friend for the last 6 years, I have learned a few things:

1. David Branden Ramos will kill AND die for his friends

http://x11.putfile.com/11/30412433391.jpg


2. Although sometimes it may seem like it, David never forgets anything
do for him. Just when I think he's forgotten a favor, he repays it 10
fold.


3. David really does like Trannies. And no, this isn't an industry thing, this
dates back to our days in Augusta when he worked as a bartender at
the sleaziest gay bar in town called "The Barracks". But, in his defense,
a blowjob doesn't make you gay. hahaha....only kidding!!


4. Like myself, David doesn't give haters the fucking time of day and can
make the best/most of any given situation. I mean, how else would he
be able to work with Eric and "The Hatchet" everyday if he couldn't.
Sorry Mr. Matis and Mr. Hatchet....no harm intended, I love you guys.


5. David has probably, with all seriousness fathered more asian kids than
are in the Chinese military. It's science, it goes back to the whole
Puerto Rican love of Asian/Black women.


6. David will give you the shirt off his back...both literally and figuratively!

http://x11.putfile.com/11/30412422876.jpg


7. David has an undying love for animals...he loves this cat for some reason

http://x11.putfile.com/11/30400562416.jpg


8. David wears his heart on his sleeve and doesn't need to hide behind
anyone or anything...except maybe this sushi menu

http://x11.putfile.com/11/30400470532.jpg


9. David is the BEST drinking buddy I have ever known. Some of the things
him and I have gotten into.....wow....I couldn't make the shit up!

http://x11.putfile.com/11/30400444883.jpg


10. I love this guy with all my heart...Congrats on your new found fame in
in the industry Dave-o, your dedication is paying off.

http://x11.putfile.com/11/30400432526.jpg

Anthony 11-01-2005 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K
hey kid, good one.

you are one of my new friends for a few good reasons. one, you are prior military like me, so that goes without saying that we will have that bond. two, i like your skills at dealing with people. you have an attitude that is similar to mine, which is "eat eveything in your sight that is competitive". take marketshare on all levels. networking and marketing in this business is a fine art and you're off to a good start. three, you're a clown. all at the right times is the key to being the clown. people like you and i think that more than anything in this business if you have a great personality and a genuine interest to make people happy and feel supported, both with the program, and with you personally. you aren't afraid to have a good time. you've got a great mentor in red eyes too, that guy has enormous experience and will make you a powerhouse for your programs. i'm glad that you got ambushed, now fucking hurry up and finish the goddamn questions, the ones i wanna read are looking like i may not get to until after internext vegas. :1orglaugh

Werd, I concur. I've heard nothing but good muthafucking things about Ramos from everyone! :thumbsup :thumbsup

CT 11-01-2005 12:12 PM

Many good memories.. always a good time. Much love Dav-o :upsidedow

[CG] 11-01-2005 01:06 PM

Wow GREAT ambush!
Met Ramos up here in MTL. Got to talk with him a few times great guy..very real. Always good when you get to meet people like that..
:thumbsup

Tera 11-01-2005 02:24 PM

Okay finally I just finished this thing .. it took you long enough! Good stuff!

Raja 11-01-2005 06:13 PM

Takes a lot of talent to balance business and partying. Very few can do it like Ramos!

Can't wait to take you out in Hollywood, it'll never be the same after we get done with it!

Ramos 11-01-2005 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raja
Takes a lot of talent to balance business and partying. Very few can do it like Ramos!

Can't wait to take you out in Hollywood, it'll never be the same after we get done with it!

:pimp Get Ready PIMPIN'......It's about to be on! :pimp

je_rome 11-01-2005 08:15 PM

good work! this is exactly what we have all been waiting for.

Ramos 11-01-2005 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGold
who's the fool behind you?

The Fool Behind me is all right, but the guy to my left...I am still up unsure about! :1orglaugh

AmateurFlix 11-01-2005 10:08 PM

I think this one of maybe 3 or 4 of these I've read all the way through

great interview Ramos!

Ramos 11-01-2005 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by AmateurFlix
I think this one of maybe 3 or 4 of these I've read all the way through

great interview Ramos!

:thumbsup Gracias! :thumbsup

sickbeatz 11-02-2005 03:30 PM

ramos is a pimp

Ramos 11-02-2005 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by sickbeatz
ramos is a pimp

:pimp So together we got a bunch of Ho's! :pimp

_Danielle_ 11-02-2005 04:59 PM

I enjoyed reading this!


Hooray Ramos!!

Kris The Knife 11-02-2005 05:51 PM

Ramos thanks for the invite

Porterrun 11-02-2005 06:04 PM

great interview Ramos


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