xbox 360 and a sledge hammer

This was a REAL shopping list...

I used to work at a car dealership and we needed the following things:

Latex gloves
Polaroid film
Peanut oil
Duct tape


I still laugh about it to this day, poor bastard didn't even think anything of it until the cashier laughed at him :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you must be married

I'm not sure what I would buy.

But once my husband was in the Savon and he spotted a good deal on Fleet enemas.

So he grabbed several pack.

Than he spotted a great deal on All-Bran ceral and grabbed 2 boxes.

As he was walking to the cash register he found 12 packs of toilet paper on sale and grabbed 3 of them.

When he got back in the car he started talking about how the young cashier kept smirking at him. Later when I got home and seen what he purchased.... I busted a gut laughing.

I said to him, "the cashier wasn't smiling at you... she was thinking about the idiot that is determined to have a big shit."

a frozen chicken (whole)
a tube of KY
a large cucumber

My idea needs to be spread out over a few hours and preferably the same cashier:

Visit #1. Very calmly, buy 1 small mouse trap, cheese and murmur something about damn rodents
Visit #2. 1 very big mouse trap and more cheese. Look a little concerned.
Visit #3. Dog cage and big block of cheddar. Appear like you are very worried.
Visit #4. Shotgun and lots of ammo. Have a Dirty Harry look in your eyes and a bit of insanity.
Visit #5. Walk in like Arnie the Terminator and in a thick Austrain accent "Show me where your dynamite is please."
Visit #6. The next day. Ask if they can spare an empty jewellery box (i.e. something very small) and sheepishly ask if they sell headstones ... very tiny ones

Okay, it's late. I think better after breakfast...

Ski mask
Shot gun
duct tape

1. Razor blades
2. Five boxes of band-aids
3. Painkillers


1. Garbage bags
2. Tape
3. A few gallons of bleach


1. Hair clippers
2. Wig

A Butcher Knife
A Bottle Of Lemon Juice
A Shotgun

:thumbsup I like it

oh yeah and 50

Pregnancy test kit
coat hangers
trash bags

1 - a sleeping bag
2 - 10 feets of chain
3 - some big weights

Vaseline- The biggest tub they have
Surgical goves- 100 count box
Duct Tape- The cheap shit

I actually did buy all that when I was repacking the Oil Pump on a Buick engine. And I was wearing a filthy, greasy pair of mechanics overalls at the time. I wanted to hum the Deliverance tune, but the clerk was already having a hard time with it all.

This is actually a real purchase I made... and I did get real funny looks:

1: latex gloves
2: rope
3: closepins
4: bottle of lube

ski mask, duck tape, big ass knife

This was actually in my cart recently. :1orglaugh

Organic Milk, vegetables and some fruits