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Can I win twice ? I'ma get a mouth one too !!!
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sex-starved wife is fed up with her boozy husband. Every night he comes in drunk and falls asleep straight away. It comes to a point where she hasn?t had a good shag for over a year and is considering divorce.
After another night in the pub, she decides to confront him when he gets home. When he staggers through the front door, before she can have a go at him, he coos ?baby, get upstairs to the bedroom?. She can?t believe it - at last he?s going to give her one. They get to the bedroom and he rips off her clothes. ?Now darling do a hand-stand against the full length mirror on the wall?. ?Hmmm,? she thinks ?KINKY. I like it.? She does the handstand and her hubby pulls her legs apart and puts his chin between her legs right on her muff. ?The boys down the pub were right,? he says, ?a Goatee WOULD suit me!? |
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Juicy and his wife are sitting in the living room when he says to her, ?Honey, just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, PLEASE, just pull the plug.?
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One day an old man sat down on a bench and across the street he saw a little boy sitting on the curb.
The old man sat and watched him and saw that he was holding a cat by the tail and had candy in his hand. Every few minutes, the little boy would pop a few pieces of candy in his mouth, bite the cat on the tail, and scoot down a little bit. After the man watched the little boy for a few minutes he walked over and asked the little boy what he was doing. The little boy replied, ?I?m playing truck driver!? ?Playing truck driver?? the man asked. ?Yeah, I?m popping pills, eating pussy, and moving on down the line!? |
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The ultimate fukkin ownage lmfao
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lol this thread has got some great ones
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lollllllllllllllll K guys I sent first batch of winners orders over. Contest isnt over yet.
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lol, funny ass shit in this thread...
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you referring to first email i sent with order instructions? [email protected] |
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Ill be announcing new winners soon Do me a favor post a emaill addy from now on on your posts so I can send a mass email to winners will make my life easier ill enroll you into my hair gel newletterr also |
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Great thread lol.
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mad views!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bump for a Free Fleshlight contest.
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This thread is ownage ;)
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anyone around? :D
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I SEE PEOPLE USING OTHER PEOPLES CONTENT THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN POSTED!!! THIS IS NOT ALLOWED AND YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED THANKS
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