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lazycash 11-30-2005 02:40 PM

50 one touch cockies


I think the big question still remains that we all want to know Richard:

How are one touch cockie?

SleazyDream 11-30-2005 02:40 PM

posting you're having problems with Laura Lee from lovedollars is pretty much the same as posting you're having problems getting your medication dosage correct.

BadBrad 11-30-2005 02:40 PM

One touch and liftoff? :jerkoff :smokin

shermo 11-30-2005 02:41 PM

how are one touch cockie.

Can you just explain the meaning of this to us? Hahah!

JFK 11-30-2005 02:41 PM

fitty...... FIVE :Oh crap

Machete_ 11-30-2005 02:41 PM

phonesex; that is a fucking disrespectfull log !!!!

if you had a problen, send them a email, ICQ is/was never stable

phonesex 11-30-2005 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay
Richard,

Please hit me up ICQ 274350455. I handle the webmaster payouts. Btw LL goes out of her way and works harder for our webmasters more then anyone I have worked with. Sounds to me like a big misunderstanding that got blown way out of proportion.

Jay, there are big differences in our ICQ messages, but how it that she never got any one of my requests for epassporte questions? I also sent you an ICQ message with no reply concerning epassporte payouts. You can understand my frustration.

fuzebox 11-30-2005 02:41 PM

WTF?

No one should judge anyone else by ICQ response, everyone knows it's not a reliable form of communication. Tried email?

One touch cookie :1orglaugh

phonesex 11-30-2005 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash
I think the big question still remains that we all want to know Richard:

How are one touch cockie?


A spelling mistake. I'm meant "One tough cookie!" I was trying to say that is difficult to get in touch with you.

VIPimp 11-30-2005 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA
LaureLee, You are my one touch COOKIE

Marina YOU are MY one touch cookie.

Sly 11-30-2005 02:44 PM

By the way, Laura Lee is hot. I'd never be happy with a "one touch cockie", give me a "lotta touch cockie"!

fuzebox 11-30-2005 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex
Jay, there are big differences in our ICQ messages, but how it that she never got any one of my requests for epassporte questions? I also sent you an ICQ message with no reply concerning epassporte payouts. You can understand my frustration.

You're right, they're dodging epassporte payout questions... Lovedollars is going to steal your money!!! :1orglaugh


one touch cookie

lazycash 11-30-2005 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex
A spelling mistake. I'm meant "One tough cookie!" I was trying to say that is difficult to get in touch with you.

Lol, you went from "you are one tough cookie" to "how are one touch cockie" :1orglaugh

You wouldn't happened to be related to alienq would you?

Shaft_1971 11-30-2005 02:48 PM

I found out what a cockie is if anyone is interested :)

Cockie
This Scottish recipe is posted for the World Tour 2005 event. The source is With a Fine Feeling For Food by Janet Murray. This version uses only the broth, and is made more hearty with oatmeal - a good way to stretch the food supply in hard times.
2 1/2 quarts chicken broth
5 leeks, thinly sliced
1/3 cup oatmeal, ground to flour consistency in the blender (or food processor)
1/2 cup water
salt and pepper
1 cup cream
2 tablespoons fresh parsley, chopped

8 servings Change size or US/metric
Change to: servings US Metric

1 hour 20 mins prep

smack 11-30-2005 02:49 PM

phonesex, congratulations on looking like a classless asshole.

why do people feel the need to be so immature about things? was it really neccesary to post this thread attacking LL just because she didn't get some of your icq messages.

people like you are fucking annoying. you have no idea how to act professionally, and in turn, are hurting the industry.

maybe next time you will think before you act like an asshole.

did you try their webmaster board? moreover, did you try reading the Payout FAQ's in their support section? here, let me help you out a little bit.

Quote:

How often do I get paid?

Our pay period runs Monday through Sunday. USA and Canadian webmaster checks are mailed out weekly on that following Saturday. Foreign webmasters are paid on the 10th of each month for any Love Dollars pay periods contained in the previous month. If are a foreign webmaster and have a request for weekly payouts, please contact your sales rep.
what is so fucking hard to understand about that? seems pretty plain and fucking simple to me.

i've never had a problem with love dollars, been using them for quite some time, and i am VERY pleased with their results.


i am tired of idiots trashing great programs, simply because they cannot read.

phonesex 11-30-2005 02:51 PM

Ok, maybe I was out of line with the name calling. So I do apologize to Laura about that. I thought I was being avoided and that pissed me off. Plus no payment and no support made me really upset. OK, glad we cleared this up. I think we both have learned something from this.

TheSenator 11-30-2005 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
I sale www.onetouchcockie.com for cheap.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Clearly a misunderstanding. Thread officially over.

QuaWee 11-30-2005 02:53 PM

lol, wtf is a "one touch cockie"

Gabriel 11-30-2005 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom
LauraLee, it looks like you dont have him Added to your contact list in ICQ. That happens to me all the time as well that half of my replies go to limbo unless I add the affiliate to my ICQ contact list. It's pretty obvious from the differences in the logs there.


BINGO.


It amazes me how so many dont read/remember or learn from threads gone awry.

sextoyking 11-30-2005 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex
Ok, maybe I was out of line with the name calling. So I do apologize to Laura about that. I thought I was being avoided and that pissed me off. Plus no payment and no support made me really upset. OK, glad we cleared this up. I think we both have learned something from this.


I think your the only one who might have learned a lesson. Well your the only one who fucked up that is.

But it takes alot to say sorry so.....

lazycash 11-30-2005 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaft_1971
I found out what a cockie is if anyone is interested :)

Cockie
This Scottish recipe is posted for the World Tour 2005 event. The source is With a Fine Feeling For Food by Janet Murray. This version uses only the broth, and is made more hearty with oatmeal - a good way to stretch the food supply in hard times.
2 1/2 quarts chicken broth
5 leeks, thinly sliced
1/3 cup oatmeal, ground to flour consistency in the blender (or food processor)
1/2 cup water
salt and pepper
1 cup cream
2 tablespoons fresh parsley, chopped

8 servings Change size or US/metric
Change to: servings US Metric

1 hour 20 mins prep

Interesting, so a "one touch cockie" must be a machine that automates the cooking process with the touch of a button. Although, somehow I can't fathom eating oatmeal with chicken broth, but maybe Richie likes it.

Alky 11-30-2005 02:57 PM

looks like icq was filtering especially the messages with the domain names in them. :2 cents:

dready 11-30-2005 02:57 PM

How are one touch cockie? LMAO! Those chat logs just gave me my best laugh all day!

adultchica 11-30-2005 02:59 PM

One touch cookie is now a classic term on GFY lol

LauraLee 11-30-2005 03:05 PM

Richard has icq'ed me and apologized.

For the record he is now added to my contacts as to avoid any other similar situations in the future. :upsidedow

I was truly stunned when i was sent this thread and didn't even know where to start.
Thanks for the support everyone.

LL

lazycash 11-30-2005 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee
Richard has icq'ed me and apologized.

For the record he is now added to my contacts as to avoid any other similar situations in the future. :upsidedow

I was truly stunned when i was sent this thread and didn't even know where to start.
Thanks for the support everyone.

LL

Laura, you never answered the main question though, "how are one touch cockie"?

BradM 11-30-2005 03:20 PM

Laura Lee is an amazing rep. I love her.

LauraLee 11-30-2005 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash
Laura, you never answered the main question though, "how are one touch cockie"?

HeHe, my bad..
One touch cockies are great. Like vitamins- you need them everyday :winkwink:

Manowar 11-30-2005 03:25 PM

laura can you touch my cookie once?

lazycash 11-30-2005 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
laura can you touch my cookie once?

Its cockie not cookie, richie likes cockies better.

DaddyHalbucks 11-30-2005 03:28 PM

Laura Lee is one of the nicest people in the biz. I can't believe you are being so rude to her.

Guitar Riff 11-30-2005 03:28 PM

damn PS must have made the minimum and cant wait to get that first check LOL

JamesK2 11-30-2005 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex
HERE IS THE COMPLETE ICQ:

chard (11:41 AM) :
Hi Laura,

can you please update with payout and I'm having trouble contacting your company.

Richard
Laura Lee (06:44 AM) :
hi there, i am just back from italy and returning messages. let me know if you are still online and how i can help you.
Richard (06:49 PM) :
Laura are youonline now?
Richard (04:44 AM) :
Laura are you there?
Richard (04:45 AM) :
Laura, when is the next payout for epassporte? Do you pay every week or twice a month? I'm confused. Please reply.
Laura Lee (05:34 AM) :
hi there, yes i am online let me know if you are.
Richard (10:37 AM) :
Laura are you there?
Laura Lee (10:55 AM) :
hi there
Richard (10:56 AM) :
hi Laura. When is the next epassporte payment?
Richard (11:00 AM) :
ok let me know I got to go right now.
Laura Lee (11:01 AM) :
i don't think i received your message, i don't know what you want me to let you know?
Laura Lee (11:01 AM) :
what is your account name and i can add yuou
Laura Lee (11:02 AM) :
?
Laura Lee (11:05 AM) :
did i loose you?
Richard (12:36 PM) :
Laura are you still online?

Laura Lee (12:37 PM) :
yes i am
Richard (12:37 PM) :
how are one touch cockie.
Richard (12:38 PM) :
when is the next payout for the lovedollars.com program.
Richard (12:38 PM) :
epassporte.
Laura Lee (12:38 PM) :
not sure what that is?
Richard (12:39 PM) :
??? what do you mean?
Laura Lee (12:39 PM) :
how are one touch cockie- i don't know what that is?
Richard (12:39 PM) :
are you a representative of lovedollars.com
Richard (12:40 PM) :
hello?
Laura Lee (12:41 PM) :
yes i am here however i do not understand what you are/were asking me.
Richard (12:41 PM) :
Laura, when is the next epassporte payment to be made?
Richard (12:43 PM) :
Laura, why is it taking so long for you to answer the question?
Laura Lee (12:44 PM) :
are you not getting my replies, i am not understanding what you are asking!!
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN:

Richard (03:37 PM) :
how are one touch cockie.


Richard (12:45 PM) :
Laura, never mind that. Can you please answer the question. When is the next epassporte payment.
Richard (12:48 PM) :
Laura are you there????
Richard (12:49 PM) :
Laura, why are you avoiding the question? WHEN WILL WE BE PAID BY EPASSPORTE?
Laura Lee (12:49 PM) :
yes i am here and i don't know at all what a touch cockie is..
Richard (12:50 PM) :
Laura, forget about the touch cockie. Are you playing with me or are you dumb? WHEN WILL BE THE NEXT EPASSPORTE PAYMENT!!!!!
Richard (12:50 PM) :
WHEN WILL BE THE NEXT EPASSPORTE PAYMENT!!!!!

Richard (12:51 PM) :
WHEN WILL BE THE NEXT EPASSPORTE PAYMENT!!!!!

Richard (12:51 PM) :
WHEN WILL BE THE NEXT EPASSPORTE PAYMENT!!!!!

Richard (12:51 PM) :
WHEN WILL BE THE NEXT EPASSPORTE PAYMENT!!!!!

Richard (12:51 PM) :
WHEN WILL BE THE NEXT EPASSPORTE PAYMENT!!!!!

Dude you're so fucking stupid, I can't believe my eyes.

Laura Lee is one of the best sales reps around, the obviously didn't receive your messages because they were filled with stupidity. Good luck with your carreer, I think you'll have to change nick at least.

Nylz 11-30-2005 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX
how are one touch cockie

you've just created a new 'classic GFY line' in this thread... :thumbsup

sherie 11-30-2005 03:38 PM

dork lol

WiredGuy 11-30-2005 03:39 PM

Glad things got resolved, and I was just getting ready to post out a huge reply. Goes to show I need to read the last replies first! I'm surprised all this was all over a miscommunication over ICQ just because a few messages were dropped. LOL, and just to add, LL rocks on so many levels :)

WG

toddler 11-30-2005 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex
Jay, there are big differences in our ICQ messages, but how it that she never got any one of my requests for epassporte questions? I also sent you an ICQ message with no reply concerning epassporte payouts. You can understand my frustration.

You are a complete moron if you rely on ICQ for business purposes. Your own experience in this thread should show you that. Pick up the fucking phone, send email, whatever. Blowing up at LL in a very public way for reasons that are quite clearly _your_ fault was a grade A dumbass move.

Fucking people and your fucking ICQ nonsense. Pick up the fucking phone. If you 'can't get an answer' as you claim, then ask here for someone to contact you. Not very hard at all. But no, you had to come in here swinging your dick like a big shot.

lazycash 11-30-2005 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Riff
damn PS must have made the minimum and cant wait to get that first check LOL

Yep, and their payout schedule was posted right in their affiliate faq, richie was just too stupid to actually read. Then again how bright can he be if he continued to ask her "how are one touch cockie"

Nylz 11-30-2005 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom
LauraLee, it looks like you dont have him Added to your contact list in ICQ. That happens to me all the time as well that half of my replies go to limbo unless I add the affiliate to my ICQ contact list. It's pretty obvious from the differences in the logs there.

Has to do with some kind of spam block or something..

This is the reason I always ask something like: 'did you get that last message' if I'm not sure I'm on the other person's list...

sickkittens 11-30-2005 03:48 PM

I actually laughed out loud due to this thread. :(

lazycash 11-30-2005 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
I actually laughed out loud due to this thread. :(

Don't worry me too, something about "how are one touch cockie" that had me rollin the whole thread.

imageman 11-30-2005 04:16 PM

I sale cheap one touch cockies, partly used !

http://www.watchzones.com/images/ibull-d.jpg

polle54 11-30-2005 04:30 PM

WHEN WILL BE THE NEXT EPASSPORTE PAYMENT!!!!!

maybe understandable but not proper english thats for sure :)

shermo 11-30-2005 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nylz
you've just created a new 'classic GFY line' in this thread... :thumbsup

KEEP THE LINE ALIVE!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=546456 :thumbsup

tony286 11-30-2005 04:37 PM

First off to come on here and say that about one of the sweetest people in this business is very fucked up. Also what is this childish fear of the fuckin phone? Half of those are Laura you there you there. Why not like a adult write laura a email icq seemed to be fucking up is there a number I can call you at. Thats how adults in business handle their business.

lazycash 04-19-2007 01:50 PM

Remember, Phonesex is dyslexic and to help you translate this thread - how are one touch cockie = you are one tough cookie

tical 04-19-2007 02:11 PM

ICQ IS RUINING THE INDUSTRY!

such a POS

Pleasurepays 04-19-2007 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 8744949)
LauraLee, it looks like you dont have him Added to your contact list in ICQ. That happens to me all the time as well that half of my replies go to limbo unless I add the affiliate to my ICQ contact list. It's pretty obvious from the differences in the logs there.

haha... yeah, thats what happened. i have done that a few times too. one time i was trying to talk to a designer and we were both getting only about every 3rd message or so... didn't take long for the conversation to go from "hi, how are you" to "look you stupid motherfucker, you are pissing me off... where are you located, i'm coming to beat your fucking ass". it was funny how pissed we both got so fast and couldn't understand how the other person could be such an idiot.

rabbit 04-19-2007 02:30 PM

icq filters messages from people not on your contact list... i still dont understand why reps keep that filter ON? i've had the same problem too often! when i start ANY conversation, i always ask the person to add me to their contact list.

Gregory Black 04-19-2007 03:01 PM

spreading the love


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