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DaddyHalbucks 11-30-2005 03:28 PM

Laura Lee is one of the nicest people in the biz. I can't believe you are being so rude to her.

Guitar Riff 11-30-2005 03:28 PM

damn PS must have made the minimum and cant wait to get that first check LOL

JamesK2 11-30-2005 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex
HERE IS THE COMPLETE ICQ:

chard (11:41 AM) :
Hi Laura,

can you please update with payout and I'm having trouble contacting your company.

Richard
Laura Lee (06:44 AM) :
hi there, i am just back from italy and returning messages. let me know if you are still online and how i can help you.
Richard (06:49 PM) :
Laura are youonline now?
Richard (04:44 AM) :
Laura are you there?
Richard (04:45 AM) :
Laura, when is the next payout for epassporte? Do you pay every week or twice a month? I'm confused. Please reply.
Laura Lee (05:34 AM) :
hi there, yes i am online let me know if you are.
Richard (10:37 AM) :
Laura are you there?
Laura Lee (10:55 AM) :
hi there
Richard (10:56 AM) :
hi Laura. When is the next epassporte payment?
Richard (11:00 AM) :
ok let me know I got to go right now.
Laura Lee (11:01 AM) :
i don't think i received your message, i don't know what you want me to let you know?
Laura Lee (11:01 AM) :
what is your account name and i can add yuou
Laura Lee (11:02 AM) :
?
Laura Lee (11:05 AM) :
did i loose you?
Richard (12:36 PM) :
Laura are you still online?

Laura Lee (12:37 PM) :
yes i am
Richard (12:37 PM) :
how are one touch cockie.
Richard (12:38 PM) :
when is the next payout for the lovedollars.com program.
Richard (12:38 PM) :
epassporte.
Laura Lee (12:38 PM) :
not sure what that is?
Richard (12:39 PM) :
??? what do you mean?
Laura Lee (12:39 PM) :
how are one touch cockie- i don't know what that is?
Richard (12:39 PM) :
are you a representative of lovedollars.com
Richard (12:40 PM) :
hello?
Laura Lee (12:41 PM) :
yes i am here however i do not understand what you are/were asking me.
Richard (12:41 PM) :
Laura, when is the next epassporte payment to be made?
Richard (12:43 PM) :
Laura, why is it taking so long for you to answer the question?
Laura Lee (12:44 PM) :
are you not getting my replies, i am not understanding what you are asking!!
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN:

Richard (03:37 PM) :
how are one touch cockie.


Richard (12:45 PM) :
Laura, never mind that. Can you please answer the question. When is the next epassporte payment.
Richard (12:48 PM) :
Laura are you there????
Richard (12:49 PM) :
Laura, why are you avoiding the question? WHEN WILL WE BE PAID BY EPASSPORTE?
Laura Lee (12:49 PM) :
yes i am here and i don't know at all what a touch cockie is..
Richard (12:50 PM) :
Laura, forget about the touch cockie. Are you playing with me or are you dumb? WHEN WILL BE THE NEXT EPASSPORTE PAYMENT!!!!!
Richard (12:50 PM) :
WHEN WILL BE THE NEXT EPASSPORTE PAYMENT!!!!!

Richard (12:51 PM) :
WHEN WILL BE THE NEXT EPASSPORTE PAYMENT!!!!!

Richard (12:51 PM) :
WHEN WILL BE THE NEXT EPASSPORTE PAYMENT!!!!!

Richard (12:51 PM) :
WHEN WILL BE THE NEXT EPASSPORTE PAYMENT!!!!!

Richard (12:51 PM) :
WHEN WILL BE THE NEXT EPASSPORTE PAYMENT!!!!!

Dude you're so fucking stupid, I can't believe my eyes.

Laura Lee is one of the best sales reps around, the obviously didn't receive your messages because they were filled with stupidity. Good luck with your carreer, I think you'll have to change nick at least.

Nylz 11-30-2005 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX
how are one touch cockie

you've just created a new 'classic GFY line' in this thread... :thumbsup

sherie 11-30-2005 03:38 PM

dork lol

WiredGuy 11-30-2005 03:39 PM

Glad things got resolved, and I was just getting ready to post out a huge reply. Goes to show I need to read the last replies first! I'm surprised all this was all over a miscommunication over ICQ just because a few messages were dropped. LOL, and just to add, LL rocks on so many levels :)

WG

toddler 11-30-2005 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex
Jay, there are big differences in our ICQ messages, but how it that she never got any one of my requests for epassporte questions? I also sent you an ICQ message with no reply concerning epassporte payouts. You can understand my frustration.

You are a complete moron if you rely on ICQ for business purposes. Your own experience in this thread should show you that. Pick up the fucking phone, send email, whatever. Blowing up at LL in a very public way for reasons that are quite clearly _your_ fault was a grade A dumbass move.

Fucking people and your fucking ICQ nonsense. Pick up the fucking phone. If you 'can't get an answer' as you claim, then ask here for someone to contact you. Not very hard at all. But no, you had to come in here swinging your dick like a big shot.

lazycash 11-30-2005 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Riff
damn PS must have made the minimum and cant wait to get that first check LOL

Yep, and their payout schedule was posted right in their affiliate faq, richie was just too stupid to actually read. Then again how bright can he be if he continued to ask her "how are one touch cockie"

Nylz 11-30-2005 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom
LauraLee, it looks like you dont have him Added to your contact list in ICQ. That happens to me all the time as well that half of my replies go to limbo unless I add the affiliate to my ICQ contact list. It's pretty obvious from the differences in the logs there.

Has to do with some kind of spam block or something..

This is the reason I always ask something like: 'did you get that last message' if I'm not sure I'm on the other person's list...

sickkittens 11-30-2005 03:48 PM

I actually laughed out loud due to this thread. :(

lazycash 11-30-2005 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens
I actually laughed out loud due to this thread. :(

Don't worry me too, something about "how are one touch cockie" that had me rollin the whole thread.

imageman 11-30-2005 04:16 PM

I sale cheap one touch cockies, partly used !

http://www.watchzones.com/images/ibull-d.jpg

polle54 11-30-2005 04:30 PM

WHEN WILL BE THE NEXT EPASSPORTE PAYMENT!!!!!

maybe understandable but not proper english thats for sure :)

shermo 11-30-2005 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nylz
you've just created a new 'classic GFY line' in this thread... :thumbsup

KEEP THE LINE ALIVE!
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=546456 :thumbsup

tony286 11-30-2005 04:37 PM

First off to come on here and say that about one of the sweetest people in this business is very fucked up. Also what is this childish fear of the fuckin phone? Half of those are Laura you there you there. Why not like a adult write laura a email icq seemed to be fucking up is there a number I can call you at. Thats how adults in business handle their business.

lazycash 04-19-2007 01:50 PM

Remember, Phonesex is dyslexic and to help you translate this thread - how are one touch cockie = you are one tough cookie

tical 04-19-2007 02:11 PM

ICQ IS RUINING THE INDUSTRY!

such a POS

Pleasurepays 04-19-2007 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 8744949)
LauraLee, it looks like you dont have him Added to your contact list in ICQ. That happens to me all the time as well that half of my replies go to limbo unless I add the affiliate to my ICQ contact list. It's pretty obvious from the differences in the logs there.

haha... yeah, thats what happened. i have done that a few times too. one time i was trying to talk to a designer and we were both getting only about every 3rd message or so... didn't take long for the conversation to go from "hi, how are you" to "look you stupid motherfucker, you are pissing me off... where are you located, i'm coming to beat your fucking ass". it was funny how pissed we both got so fast and couldn't understand how the other person could be such an idiot.

rabbit 04-19-2007 02:30 PM

icq filters messages from people not on your contact list... i still dont understand why reps keep that filter ON? i've had the same problem too often! when i start ANY conversation, i always ask the person to add me to their contact list.

Gregory Black 04-19-2007 03:01 PM

spreading the love

RP Fade 04-19-2007 03:21 PM

Being program and traffic/tgp owners as well, I can honestly say that we've worked with TCG/LD, Jay and crew on various levels for the last couple of years and they are the epitome of a great programs, fantastic support and 'can do' mentality going above and beyond the standards.

Nothing but props for these guys :thumbsup

jesse_adultdatingdollars 04-19-2007 03:27 PM

Love Dollars is a great program, their reps are cool and so is JB, all good people.

cones 04-19-2007 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex (Post 8745019)
Jay, there are big differences in our ICQ messages, but how it that she never got any one of my requests for epassporte questions? I also sent you an ICQ message with no reply concerning epassporte payouts. You can understand my frustration.

because everybody knows that ICQ can leave out messages. I hope by the time I clcik to page 3 you have apologised you rude ass.

mattz 04-19-2007 04:25 PM

Sex Bank Roll has the same problems, not to mention Zango even

fuzebox 04-19-2007 04:28 PM

:1orglaugh this thread was a classic :thumbsup

lazycash 10-10-2007 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 12282590)
:1orglaugh this thread was a classic :thumbsup


How are one touch cockie?

SIK 10-11-2007 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cones (Post 12282565)
because everybody knows that ICQ can leave out messages. I hope by the time I clcik to page 3 you have apologised you rude ass.

He has nothing to apologise for.

I'm having hard time believing that a program representative doesn't have the decency to add an affiliate to his/hers contact list, and at the same time doesn't know how the spam filter in ICQ functions. Result? Frustrated affiliate and threads like these.

And once again: ICQ doesn't "leave out" msgs, its theirs spam filter that does that, because people use to send more than 4-5 msgs in a minute, something like:

1. hi
2. how are you
3. listen
4. I got a problem
5. <problem description>

Something like the above sample, and its detected as spam.

If she added him to hers contact list, or turned the spam filter off (icq preferences) there would be no such problem :2 cents:

fuckhead_asshole 12-17-2007 02:06 AM

bogged dowzx

stev0 12-17-2007 02:18 AM

You have nothing better to do than spend all night bumping old threads?

MissMina 12-17-2007 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 8744933)
WTF is a one touch cockie :1orglaugh

Yeah really WTF? That was a weird ICQ convo... LOL Funny as fuck though.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The Duck 12-17-2007 05:53 AM

shes a maniac maniaaaaac on the dancefloor

frank7799 12-17-2007 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 8744903)
how are one touch cockie

Yes, I wonder what it is, too.

Barefootsies 12-17-2007 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack (Post 8744826)
Damn bro.. I sense some anger.


uno 05-20-2008 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 12282590)
:1orglaugh this thread was a classic :thumbsup

It definitely needs a bump.

nikki99 05-20-2008 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 8744766)
Wild Hot Dates kicks ass

lol sig spot secured? :thumbsup

lazycash 05-20-2008 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phonesex (Post 8744830)
Adultchica, I've never spoken to a dumber person in my life. And I have proof.


Classic thread, phonesex says the rep was dumb, yet he was the one repeatedly saying "how are one touch cockie" because he was too stupid to figure out the saying is "you are one tough cookie"

O MARINA 05-20-2008 12:27 PM

http://ally.escapist.nu/cookiemonster/cookie.jpg

mona 05-20-2008 12:47 PM

seriously, WTF is a one touch cockie?!?!

Elli 05-20-2008 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mona_klixxx (Post 14212194)
seriously, WTF is a one touch cockie?!?!

Totally! I need to know!

O MARINA 05-20-2008 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 14212301)
Totally! I need to know!

= one tough cookie


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