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woj 12-04-2005 02:33 PM
Fifty........,.. :glugglug

hova 12-04-2005 02:38 PM
this is pathetic

BlackCrayon 12-04-2005 02:40 PM
you people are funny. you laugh when someone like a spammer gets ripped off but are so defensive of escorts? both occupations are in a grey area of legality in the USA. what makes one more deserving to get ripped than the other?

people who deal in high risk transactions, its just part of the game. you win some, you lose some.

and escorts having business sense? lol thats a good one. if they had business sense they'd know how to make good money without having to sell their bodies.

woj 12-04-2005 02:48 PM
good stuff :1orglaugh
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...50px-Troll.jpg

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-04-2005 02:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackCrayon
you people are funny. you laugh when someone like a spammer gets ripped off but are so defensive of escorts?
Spammers annoy the crap out of their victims, while hookers only deal with willing customers.

Both the hooker and the john decide to do the deal. Nobody is harmed in the transaction.

Spammers are screwing you everyday. They harm all of the victims they harass. Nobody likes spammers. Nobody.

Kill a spammer . . . love a hooker.

Shooting_Maniac1 12-04-2005 03:03 PM
Someone is going to kick your cheap, stealing ass! Cant wait! I dont know whats lower then ripping off a whore. Youre about 10 levels below on the food chain then whore you are stealing from. I hope some dude tracks you down and beats every fucking penny out of your ass. Then your daughter starts whoring at 16 and gets ripped off by scum like you.

You really think whores wanna be whoree? They planned it out the one day, they would grow up to be an escort? Please dude, they arnt there because they love it or want to be. They are there itehr because they have limited options or serious issues in their lives due to who knows what. So your cool by ripping them off?

:mad: :mad:

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-04-2005 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shooting_Maniac1
You really think whores wanna be whoree? They planned it out the one day, they would grow up to be an escort? Please dude, they arnt there because they love it or want to be. They are there itehr because they have limited options or serious issues in their lives due to who knows what. So your cool by ripping them off?

:mad: :mad:
Very nice!

Your post is awesome.

Wouldn't it be funny if someone cut his nuts off with scissors and he tried to complain about someone "doing him wrong"?

spacedog 12-04-2005 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nickless
spacedog and the anal hobbit are back at gfy, the board is getting really interesting again! :1orglaugh
(resurrect sonofrage and the thumbzillas character now and we're set)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh OMFG!! this is so fucking funny!!

I think only maybe 3 of the people that posted in this thread plus myself even know who the anal hobbit is & what he's all about :1orglaugh :1orglaugh You're all going through the hoops :1orglaugh

adamthick 12-04-2005 03:42 PM
It might work, but that don't make it right. Escorts are people too just tryin to earn a living. They can't exactly run to the cops either when someone mistreats them or rips them off, so they turn to pimps an bodyguard types to handle their bizness for them....what goes around, always comes around...your cruisin for a bruisin. :2 cents:

Shooting_Maniac1 12-04-2005 03:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spacedog
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh OMFG!! this is so fucking funny!!

I think only maybe 3 of the people that posted in this thread plus myself even know who the anal hobbit is & what he's all about :1orglaugh :1orglaugh You're all going through the hoops :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No shit? haha Pretty funny now actually.

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-04-2005 03:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spacedog
You're all going through the hoops :1orglaugh

The REAL funny part is that Anal Hobbit is going through the hoops also! How many posters do you think are sincere? None?

spacedog 12-04-2005 03:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!
The REAL funny part is that Anal Hobbit is going through the hoops also! How many posters do you think are sincere? None?
The Anal hobbit is the original GFY troll

Martina Warren 12-04-2005 04:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Hey, not sure how many "hobbists" there are here but Im pretty avid.

I go to www.theeroticreview.com often and get hookers (escorts) on a normal basis.. Becasue Im a regular I dont dare rip off the whores in my area..
But when I travel and leave town I run a pretty good scam, and still get a great fuck! Here's how:

The key is to go to theeroticreview.com and read the reviews.

Find the escorts that allow you to put the money in a sealed envlope and put it on the dresser before ya fuck.

If you read the reviews closely, many of the whores dont check the envlope until after you leave. They dont want to be rude. Now the crack whores and the street hookers will check it.. But the Pros, the high class ones wont.. Because it is illegal for them to recieve cash and then fuck. So they want it in a sealed envlope, as a gift, and only later do they open it. In case its a cop, they never open up that envlope showing cash or that would incinuate them selling sex for cash.

So dress up, look classy, like a gentleman.
Bring a small gift when going to visit the whore for a first time like cheap wine.
Put the envlope on the dresser, tell her "a little gift for you" she will know its the cash, then open your wine or desert you brought and get the forplay started.

Fuck her brains out. Dont offer to take a shower there. This may be where she looks in the envlope.

Just get dressed, kiss her good bye, and get in the fast!!

Its been working for months for me when I travel!

Try it and let me know how ya do!
Well from your post its pretty obvious why you have to get escorts, cause from your attitude no half decent girl would want to spend her time with you for free :321GFY

Manga1 12-04-2005 04:13 PM
Too funny :1orglaugh You are all food for trolls!! Fools :1orglaugh

Trixie Racer 12-04-2005 04:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spacedog
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh OMFG!! this is so fucking funny!!

I think only maybe 3 of the people that posted in this thread plus myself even know who the anal hobbit is & what he's all about :1orglaugh :1orglaugh You're all going through the hoops :1orglaugh
You think this is funny?!? :disgust

Best case scenerio, he told thousands of people (who might not have known otherwise) how to rip off escorts. That makes him scum.

And if he doesn't fit into the best case scenerio, he would be a liar, cheater, and thief. That makes him undesireable as a person and as someone to do business with. :stop

spacedog 12-04-2005 04:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trixie Racer
You think this is funny?!? :disgust

Best case scenerio, he told thousands of people (who might not have known otherwise) how to rip off escorts. That makes him scum.

And if he doesn't fit into the best case scenerio, he would be a liar, cheater, and thief. That makes him undesireable as a person and as someone to do business with. :stop
OMFG!! Now this is even funnier. You KNOW THIS GUY!! Hahaha!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Trixie Racer 12-04-2005 04:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spacedog
You KNOW THIS GUY!! Hahaha!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
What? No... :ugone2far

polle54 12-04-2005 05:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Chill out my brother.

Im trying to help GFYers.. Not ripping off webmasters. Helping them.

To rip off whores.

You father beat you up a bid too good bro :)

it made you a retard and probably helped you get so fucking ugly as I only can imagine you are?

Is it normal in here to be such a fucking loser that you are unable to catch a one night stand?

Fucking disgusting low time melestred loser!

sherie 12-04-2005 05:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trixie Racer
You think this is funny?!? :disgust

Best case scenerio, he told thousands of people (who might not have known otherwise) how to rip off escorts. That makes him scum.

And if he doesn't fit into the best case scenerio, he would be a liar, cheater, and thief. That makes him undesireable as a person and as someone to do business with. :stop
I think what he believes to be funny is the fact that this is just a trolling thread and it's derived from someone's imagination...I would say BP or the like...maybe even a shared U/P LOL

Hoops hoops and more hoops!

spacedog 12-04-2005 05:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sherie
I think what he believes to be funny is the fact that this is just a trolling thread and it's derived from someone's imagination...I would say BP or the like...maybe even a shared U/P LOL

Hoops hoops and more hoops!

oooohhhh... spilling beans--sshhhh!!

polle54 12-04-2005 05:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackCrayon
you people are funny. you laugh when someone like a spammer gets ripped off but are so defensive of escorts? both occupations are in a grey area of legality in the USA. what makes one more deserving to get ripped than the other?

people who deal in high risk transactions, its just part of the game. you win some, you lose some.

and escorts having business sense? lol thats a good one. if they had business sense they'd know how to make good money without having to sell their bodies.

well a lot of hookers ended up in the biz because there were absolutely no alternatives and they don't get a fair share of what they make.... when they get ripped of they probably won't get any money from the next three customors or so because the pimp will claim this...
Some of these girls are even put on heroin so there are sure they are addicted and there continue to need the money and therefore need to work harder and get more clients...

The last thing a girl like this needs is to ripped of by a fat ass who smelled like shit because he has no personal hygine...

in other words, these girls make money by giving all that they have to fat and smelling losers.

.
.
.

Now spammers are people that make money by annoying other innocent people just because they are too lazy to make money legit.

This description match the one who goes to the hooker and not the hooker...

people are not harmed because it's illigal but because it's too fucking low.

Get it?

polle54 12-04-2005 05:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trixie Racer
You think this is funny?!? :disgust

Best case scenerio, he told thousands of people (who might not have known otherwise) how to rip off escorts. That makes him scum.

And if he doesn't fit into the best case scenerio, he would be a liar, cheater, and thief. That makes him undesireable as a person and as someone to do business with. :stop

right on

I bet he is fucking ugly and smelling too

Dcat 12-04-2005 05:37 PM
If you're serious, I hope you get what's coming to you. :Grrrrrr

adultchica 12-04-2005 06:31 PM
You are one touch cookie!

sfera 12-04-2005 06:38 PM
this thread is fuckin funny

Young 12-04-2005 06:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!
The REAL funny part is that Anal Hobbit is going through the hoops also! How many posters do you think are sincere? None?
Mike Oktich or whatever and Platinumpimp seem to be taking him pretty seriously. so much so that they started a thread.

i find this rather amusing.

fetishblog 12-04-2005 06:56 PM
This thread makes me laugh really really hard. I'm glad I wasn't taking a drink. I hate when soda comes out my nose. It burns.

Anal Hobbit 12-05-2005 06:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by loxapinedreams
dude....doing that will black ball you on the providers sites...

i am tempted to move this post to a provider site as i hobby as well and have a few provider friends that i wish to let in on your dispicable act..

YOU WOULDNT DARE!!!

Anal Hobbit 12-05-2005 06:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trixie Racer
You think this is funny?!? :disgust

Best case scenerio, he told thousands of people (who might not have known otherwise) how to rip off escorts. That makes him scum.

And if he doesn't fit into the best case scenerio, he would be a liar, cheater, and thief. That makes him undesireable as a person and as someone to do business with. :stop
Trixie... You know I love ya.

If anyone ever ripped you off, Id go break some legs and get you double the money back..

After all you run with the BP4L. They Are Untouchable.

seeric 12-05-2005 06:08 PM
you may be my favorite poster.

Anal Hobbit 12-05-2005 06:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by A1R3K
you may be my favorite poster.
Recognize..

Write this down and take notes.

THE ANAL HOBBIT IS BACK..

RING THE BELL NIGGA.. SCHOOL IS IN.

TAKE NOTES.

sherie 12-05-2005 06:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spacedog
oooohhhh... spilling beans--sshhhh!!
It seems to have gone un-noticed LOL People just want to rip him from limb to limb LOL

TurboAngel 12-05-2005 06:15 PM
That's mean.

RoUgH AiR 12-05-2005 06:21 PM
Joke or not this thread is so wrong on so many levels...but entertaining I must say.

Sly 12-05-2005 06:25 PM
You people are such idiots.

This is absolutely hilarious. I've been laughing my ass off the whole time.

I LOVE when people chime in with "I would never do business with you after this thread!" First off, as if they ever had any intention of doing business with the Anal Hobbit, a fake character, hilarious! Secondly, the real person posting is somebody a lot of people love and respect, in fact he practically made the original GFY!

Why are you all wound so tight? Lighten up!

Anal Hobbit 12-05-2005 06:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shooting_Maniac1
Someone is going to kick your cheap, stealing ass! Cant wait! I dont know whats lower then ripping off a whore. Youre about 10 levels below on the food chain then whore you are stealing from. I hope some dude tracks you down and beats every fucking penny out of your ass. Then your daughter starts whoring at 16 and gets ripped off by scum like you.

You really think whores wanna be whoree? They planned it out the one day, they would grow up to be an escort? Please dude, they arnt there because they love it or want to be. They are there itehr because they have limited options or serious issues in their lives due to who knows what. So your cool by ripping them off?

:mad: :mad:
You need to relax more.

Brad Mitchell 12-05-2005 07:02 PM
Dude, stealing from whores isn't nice and it certainly isn't cool. I'm going to bring my pimp cane to Vegas and smack you over the head with it!

Brad

Jayvis 12-05-2005 07:07 PM
ahahahhahahah best post ever.

Fletch XXX 12-05-2005 07:45 PM
nice one

SpeakEasy 12-05-2005 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Sex should be free..

Im sure they will do just fine if a few of us put them in their place.
I bet you got this tip from your daddy when he was telling you how he met your mommy... :1orglaugh

Trixie Racer 12-05-2005 09:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Trixie... You know I love ya.

If anyone ever ripped you off, Id go break some legs and get you double the money back..

After all you run with the BP4L. They Are Untouchable.
Thanks for the generous offer; however, I do not escort.
Hire them -- yes. Do it myself -- no. :2 cents:

Doctor Dre 12-05-2005 09:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
If you dont want tips on how to work the system then put me on ignore..

Its people like you who dont work angles that never make it big in life.

Live a little.
Actually beeing honest on the long run pays off most of the time... because people that scam don't know when and where to stop.

boneprone 12-05-2005 09:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trixie Racer
Thanks for the generous offer; however, I do not escort.
Hire them -- yes. Do it myself -- no. :2 cents:
You, me and the Anal Hobbit should all go in and share one sometime..

Anal Hobbit, no worries, Ill Pay!

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-05-2005 09:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
RING THE BELL NIGGA.. SCHOOL IS IN.
I prefer MC Hammer's, "Sound the bell . . . school's in sucker."

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-05-2005 09:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trixie Racer
Thanks for the generous offer; however, I do not escort.
Hire them -- yes. Do it myself -- no. :2 cents:
I am available for you to hire!
In addition, I have a "Trixie" coupon, which entitles you to one free escort (per day) from me. Costumes and your choice of character rolls are included free! Just call me!!!

pornmonger 12-05-2005 09:27 PM
dumb ignorant jungle bunny

Quote:
Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
You need to chill bro..

They are just whores..

Meat.

You sound like one of those animal activist standing outside the McDonalds outside my neighborhood.

boneprone 12-05-2005 09:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sherie
It seems to have gone un-noticed LOL People just want to rip him from limb to limb LOL
Yep..

This guy is trash.

Me, I like to personally leave a little extra cash than the required amount in that envlope.

But thats just me.

Anal Hobbit 12-06-2005 01:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pornmonger
dumb ignorant jungle bunny

Is that some kind of Racist Statement?

Troels 12-06-2005 03:23 AM
Anal Hobbit. spacedog. Boneprone.
It's like a Kinder egg. 3 surprises in one.

LadyMischief 12-06-2005 05:25 AM
Fucking lame... these girls may not be doing what you think is "savory" work, but most of them have families to support too. What a fucking asshole, ripping off anyone... Good indicator of who NOT to do business with.


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