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ESCORTS and NOT PAYING!! Im Getting Good at This!

12-03-2005, 11:33 PM

Hey, not sure how many "hobbists" there are here but Im pretty avid.

I go to www.theeroticreview.com often and get hookers (escorts) on a normal basis.. Becasue Im a regular I dont dare rip off the whores in my area..
But when I travel and leave town I run a pretty good scam, and still get a great fuck! Here's how:

The key is to go to theeroticreview.com and read the reviews.

Find the escorts that allow you to put the money in a sealed envlope and put it on the dresser before ya fuck.

If you read the reviews closely, many of the whores dont check the envlope until after you leave. They dont want to be rude. Now the crack whores and the street hookers will check it.. But the Pros, the high class ones wont.. Because it is illegal for them to recieve cash and then fuck. So they want it in a sealed envlope, as a gift, and only later do they open it. In case its a cop, they never open up that envlope showing cash or that would incinuate them selling sex for cash.

So dress up, look classy, like a gentleman.
Bring a small gift when going to visit the whore for a first time like cheap wine.
Put the envlope on the dresser, tell her "a little gift for you" she will know its the cash, then open your wine or desert you brought and get the forplay started.

Fuck her brains out. Dont offer to take a shower there. This may be where she looks in the envlope.

Just get dressed, kiss her good bye, and get in the fast!!

Its been working for months for me when I travel!

Try it and let me know how ya do!
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12-03-2005, 11:34 PM

I predict the first retard responding in 5 4 3

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12-03-2005, 11:35 PM

I wonder if this is a good sig spot?
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12-03-2005, 11:36 PM

What you moral porno people dont fuck whores?
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12-03-2005, 11:37 PM

Or are you all to rich to rip one off?
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12-03-2005, 11:37 PM

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12-03-2005, 11:38 PM

hahahah scammin the hookers.

you forgot the part about their pimp beating the piss out of you.

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12-03-2005, 11:40 PM

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12-03-2005, 11:43 PM

You like, do realize that you're a piece of shit right? And like, no one on here thinks your cool cuz you rip off hookers right?

Oh, you also realize that you're making it impossible to do real business with anyone on here, because if you're going to lie and steal from one group of people, you'll likely lie and steal from another, namely the webmasters/sponsors on here.
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12-03-2005, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

You like, do realize that you're a piece of shit right? And like, no one on here thinks your cool cuz you rip off hookers right?

Oh, you also realize that you're making it impossible to do real business with anyone on here, because if you're going to lie and steal from one group of people, you'll likely lie and steal from another, namely the webmasters/sponsors on here.

Chill out my brother.

Im trying to help GFYers.. Not ripping off webmasters. Helping them.

To rip off whores.
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12-03-2005, 11:48 PM

Originally posted by Anal Hobbit

What you moral porno people dont fuck whores?

It's not about fucking or not fucking escorts. It's about your painfully obvious lack of respect for others.

You Sir are a thief and I hope that this thread will ruin any chances of someone on GFY to ever do business with you.

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12-03-2005, 11:49 PM

Originally posted by Mike Okitch

It's not about fucking or not fucking escorts. It's about your painfully obvious lack of respect for others.

You Sir are a thief and I hope that this thread will ruin any chances of someone on GFY to ever do business with you.

You need to chill bro..

They are just whores..

Meat.

You sound like one of those animal activist standing outside the McDonalds outside my neighborhood.
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12-03-2005, 11:50 PM

lol so funny
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12-03-2005, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by Anal Hobbit

You need to chill bro..

They are just whores..

Meat.

You sound like one of those animal activist standing outside the McDonalds outside my neighborhood.

Doesn't matter that they are whores you dimwit, it's their livelihood that you're messing with. Never fuck with someone's bread.

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12-03-2005, 11:54 PM

Sex should be free..

Im sure they will do just fine if a few of us put them in their place.
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12-03-2005, 11:55 PM

Originally posted by Anal Hobbit

Sex should be free..

Im sure they will do just fine if a few of us put them in their place.

I'm sure you will do fine when you get your ass beaten to a pulp.

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12-03-2005, 11:56 PM

every post I read about you seems more and more like your about ripping people off.

how does this ignore feature work again? 1 person I don't want to do business with.
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12-04-2005, 12:13 AM

Originally posted by Anal Hobbit

Chill out my brother.

Im trying to help GFYers.. Not ripping off webmasters. Helping them.

To rip off whores.

i hope the next girl you try that shit on cuts your balls off, fucking dirtbag

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12-04-2005, 12:14 AM

If you dont want tips on how to work the system then put me on ignore..

Its people like you who dont work angles that never make it big in life.

Live a little.
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12-04-2005, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by rich219inc

i hope the next girl you try that shit on cuts your balls off, fucking dirtbag

Im sure she can do without the 300.00 for one night..

Im shocked at how critical you guys are here.

Doesnt anyone like my idea? Or are you just too scared to say so?
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12-04-2005, 12:16 AM

Hookers are not people
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12-04-2005, 12:16 AM

So who you rip off is down to your perception of them. Escorts are whores so you feel it's right to rip them off.

What do you think of models, pornographers, webmasters?

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12-04-2005, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by Anal Hobbit

If you dont want tips on how to work the system then put me on ignore..

Its people like you who dont work angles that never make it big in life.

Live a little.

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12-04-2005, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by Anal Hobbit

If you dont want tips on how to work the system then put me on ignore..

Its people like you who dont work angles that never make it big in life.

Live a little.

This is a guy who thinks it's better to work the angles than to be honest.

I made it big by not working the angles.

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12-04-2005, 12:20 AM

Originally posted by Paul Markham

So who you rip off is down to your perception of them. Escorts are whores so you feel it's right to rip them off.

What do you think of models, pornographers, webmasters?

Hey Charley.. Go back to Club Seventeen you Dutch Wannabe!

Ill see you in Vegas.

We can go to Target together. Ill buy ya an Xbox game for X-Mas.

You, me and Eva.
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12-04-2005, 12:21 AM

Originally posted by Paul Markham

This is a guy who thinks it's better to work the angles than to be honest.

I made it big by not working the angles.

I would love to meet you, shake your hand and tell everyone that you're a "stand up guy"

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12-04-2005, 12:22 AM

Originally posted by Mike Okitch

I would love to meet you, shake your hand and tell everyone that you're a "stand up guy"

Ass Kisser. Hoping to get some discount from him or something?
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12-04-2005, 12:28 AM

if anyone knows who this fucktard is i would love to post his name and any relevant personal information on the erotic review

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12-04-2005, 12:29 AM

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Ass Kisser. Hoping to get some discount from him or something?

Nope, not hoping for any discount since I got more content that I need right now.

But he sure deserves a plug so...

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12-04-2005, 12:30 AM

Originally posted by rich219inc

if anyone knows who this fucktard is i would love to post his name and any relevant personal information on the erotic review

Nobody likes a rat..

And you pal are a fucking rat.

Why you so up tight?

Come to Internext. Let me buy you a drink and tell you about my tool bar solutions.
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12-04-2005, 01:58 AM

Any others here in the hoppy?
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12-04-2005, 03:15 AM

I understand you are looking for attention and to build a name for yourself. But I'd probably suggest not bragging about scamming people when it looks like you are going to be a sponsor someday. Not exactly the reputation you want when looking for affiliates.
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12-04-2005, 03:21 AM

you are full of shit, and i cant believe people fall for you attention seeking stunts
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12-04-2005, 03:26 AM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

Oh, you also realize that you're making it impossible to do real business with anyone on here, because if you're going to lie and steal from one group of people, you'll likely lie and steal from another, namely the webmasters/sponsors on here.

I have to say, the thought of doing business with you has been made less likely due to this thread
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12-04-2005, 04:03 AM

High class hookers who do not let you take a shower 1st, never seen you before AND do not even open up the enveloppe ? hahahahahhahahahaaaaa Sorry but what you call high class ? pppffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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12-04-2005, 11:03 AM

You know what, I know a lot of escorts, and a good 90% of them have more business sense, and honour than you willl ever have. You don't seem to care that you have alienated potential business opportunites by being an ethical twat. For all the bullshit on this board, many of people get business done here. Can't wait to meet you in Vegas and not talk to you, you'll be easy to avoid, probably the guy who's walking with a limp after said scam.

You believe whore's are not people? What does that make a guy who has to pay for sex? Less than the whore I'd wager.

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12-04-2005, 11:07 AM

i like this guy

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12-04-2005, 11:08 AM

hahaha you guys are such suckers.

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12-04-2005, 11:20 AM

A thief is a thief is a thief....
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12-04-2005, 11:21 AM

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12-04-2005, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by Harmon

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12-04-2005, 11:49 AM

Who wants to party at internext???
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12-04-2005, 11:59 AM

I agree with this dude. Kill the hooker and you won't even need to worry about not paying.

I carry a pen knife with me to all hooker meetings. When they ask about the money, I like to slice them a few times and watch them freak out. Then I stab them in the heart a few times. I wait for them to die before I leave. They sometimes have money on them (from past johns) so I always check. I usually make money on the situation. Good luck with these tips!
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12-04-2005, 12:00 PM

spacedog and the anal hobbit are back at gfy, the board is getting really interesting again!
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12-04-2005, 12:03 PM

Dont worry. one day he will walk into a hospital bleeding from the groin, because some hooker that he tried to rip off cut his balls off.

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12-04-2005, 12:06 PM

haha some of you need to lighten up.

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12-04-2005, 12:08 PM

So, what one of you whores is this?

My money is on DJ - although it does have a slight wiff of NoFx about it.
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12-04-2005, 12:24 PM

well..hookers need moey as well...id say you were getting a fair trade and then just stealing from them

not that i care or anything..just havent posted today

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12-04-2005, 12:31 PM

Glad to see the hobbit has returned to GFY!

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12-04-2005, 12:32 PM

dude....doing that will black ball you on the providers sites...
and that may lead you to harm.. some of these girls may not have pimps .. but they all have guys who look out for them.. and those guys tend to have a big bother need to look after them... hence your balls and wallet will be recovered..
i am tempted to move this post to a provider site as i hobby as well and have a few provider friends that i wish to let in on your dispicable act.. but its not my problem.

and the post about your not to be trust.. i kinda agree... you shouldnt be..if you that much of a lowlife to shit like that.. then what is stopping you indoing that in a deal.

go find that rock you came out under from and do the world a small favour.. stay there

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