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sonofsam 12-06-2005 05:27 AM

100 unpaid escorts

Sanctuary 12-06-2005 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk
you are full of shit, and i cant believe people fall for you attention seeking stunts

http://www.analthai.com/pics/shithead.JPG

So is she, apparently :helpme

NyLoS 12-06-2005 05:39 AM

hahaha, i like it ! I might try it some time :-D

sherie 12-06-2005 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
Yep..

This guy is trash.

Me, I like to personally leave a little extra cash than the required amount in that envlope.

But thats just me.

Hey Boney, what's shakin'? Yeah, I agree, the Anal Hobbit must DIE! :P

scoreman 12-06-2005 07:48 AM

Smash cash is what you are pushing....check...

They have the same outstanding ethics as you? Or maybe you work for them and this is how they do business?

Brad Mitchell 12-06-2005 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scoreman
Smash cash is what you are pushing....check...

They have the same outstanding ethics as you? Or maybe you work for them and this is how they do business?

It would be hard to represent a program worse than to be in the sex business and say that you steal from hookers.

Brad

Nicky 12-06-2005 07:56 AM

Anal Hobbit is my hero :)

Anal Hobbit 12-06-2005 07:47 PM

New Tips every other day.

Tomorrow's tip will be how to get free meals and not pay for food at Internext.

Anal Hobbit 12-06-2005 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell
It would be hard to represent a program worse than to be in the sex business and say that you steal from hookers.

Brad


Are you Sin Talking me man?

Marshal 12-06-2005 08:16 PM

bump for you.................

tony286 12-06-2005 08:43 PM

thats very uncool

innocentisabelle 12-06-2005 08:48 PM

meanies lol they are only trying to make a living too

lisa sparks 12-07-2005 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aflex
hahahah scammin the hookers.

you forgot the part about their pimp beating the piss out of you.

No it is the security in the next room. :1orglaugh

96ukssob 12-07-2005 02:06 AM

hahahaha nice tip.

my friend did this when he went to florida three years ago, but a little different. He was a complete dirtbag and he actually photocopied money aka counterfeit bills. He used to brag about how good he was at making fake cash because he would put on the bill "This is not real money" or something because he thought it would get him out of a legal bind... but he was an idiot.

the stories were great. I didnt like the kid that much, i knew him from the dorms in college, but i would of loved to been there. he said him and his buddy spent thousands of "play" money on whores and drugs. hahaha, image that deposit at the bank the next day.

needless to say hes in jail for drug charges now.. sucks for him, no more free hookers for a while

Anal Hobbit 12-07-2005 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69
he actually photocopied money aka counterfeit bills.

That my friend is illegal.....

:ugone2far

Stuntpig 12-07-2005 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
That my friend is illegal.....

:ugone2far

Hey! I know you! Youre the guy that sold me a box of bricks all wrapped up like a VCR for a lid!
Thats ok, It was bunk shit anyway.

Where can I sign up for your toolbar seminar?

Juicy D. Links 12-07-2005 07:57 AM

omgggggggggggggggggggggg

Anal Hobbit 12-07-2005 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherie
Hey Boney, what's shakin'? Yeah, I agree, the Anal Hobbit must DIE! :P


How are ya? See you In vegas Sherie?

Why do you want to hurt me?

Will you use your breasts?

willysbirthday 12-07-2005 03:54 PM

Best gfy thread ever.

Totally supports my belief that GFY is the as far away from being a microcosm of real life as a forum can be.


Do you do fansigns?

post count * gulability =
http://www.pacifier.com/~maryphil/tr...-hula-hoop.jpg

tranza 12-07-2005 04:00 PM

You have the most stupid threads...

boneprone 12-08-2005 05:46 PM

The Anal Hobbit sent me this email.

What the fuck?


I want to send you an update to. SO you dont think Im a scumbag.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/ers/116811804.html

Here she is:
http://a.im.craigslist.org/SB/03/jKI...8sgKazronn.jpg

I just fucked this girl last night. And I actually paid her.

So you all can shut your fucking White Trash Mouths if you are a hater.

I dont rip off all escorts. Just a few. And thought this tip would be helpful is all. So you all can just relax.

dank 12-08-2005 05:56 PM

200.00 ??

Thats a pretty good price. Wish they had that in Portland!

Anal Hobbit 12-08-2005 06:19 PM

BP.

I sent you that Email, so you would chill in bashing me. I dont want to get blacklisted with the escorts as your threats disturbed me.

Ill mind my own biz, and you do the same.

Thanks.

Anal Hobbit 12-08-2005 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
You have the most stupid threads...

You are a fucking Mexican. You have no concept of what I am talking about.

Exebitioner 12-14-2005 01:57 PM

Cock sucker
 
Ok people, now i know all of you are pretty decent. ecept for the exception of two, from what i have read. But people make there living any way they can, and you shit brick look like a genuine COCK SUCKER. see the only thing worse then paying for sex is pretending to pay to get people to have sex with you. and you COCK SUCKER are a thief and and the only good thing to do with a theif is to cut his fucking dick off and shove it in his ass you fag. i hope to bumb into you i know what you look like so your fucked if i see you in my town.

seeric 12-14-2005 01:58 PM

oh great another one.

PR_Dave 12-14-2005 02:23 PM

www.escorttrick.com

Skillz Unlimited 12-14-2005 02:58 PM

This guy is dumber than the average idiot. First of all, how about going to the club and picking up chics like a normal guy. This way if you're to fucking cheap to pay you only have to buy her a few drinks and maybe spring for the room. Secondly, stealing is stealing. If you're low enough to steal from a hooker then who know's what you are capable of. You're really a fucking low life if you ask me because you dont have enough game to pull a real chic so you fuck hookers and scam them out of their money. Doesn't get to much lower than that. I hope one of their pimps does find you and beat the shit out of you.

gratty 12-14-2005 03:00 PM

I am a "whore"
 
I would just like say, as an escort, that I am astounded that you would openly admit that you rip off us girls that are just trying to make a living and feed our children. You must have something wrong up stairs and it's idiots like you who have no respect for women, that make us have men to protect us...buddy believe me you will have your day when you mess with the wrong girl and I hope someone posts it so I can laugh my ass off you peice of shit. :321GFY

Anal Hobbit 12-14-2005 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skillz Unlimited
This guy is dumber than the average idiot. First of all, how about going to the club and picking up chics like a normal guy. This way if you're to fucking cheap to pay you only have to buy her a few drinks and maybe spring for the room. Secondly, stealing is stealing. If you're low enough to steal from a hooker then who know's what you are capable of. You're really a fucking low life if you ask me because you dont have enough game to pull a real chic so you fuck hookers and scam them out of their money. Doesn't get to much lower than that. I hope one of their pimps does find you and beat the shit out of you.

Im here giving tips to help you people, and you come back with a you hope someone beats the shit out of me reply??

Who the hell are you. And just saying that proves you are an idiot.

Anal Hobbit 12-14-2005 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gratty
I would just like say, as an escort, that I am astounded that you would openly admit that you rip off us girls that are just trying to make a living and feed our children. You must have something wrong up stairs and it's idiots like you who have no respect for women, that make us have men to protect us...buddy believe me you will have your day when you mess with the wrong girl and I hope someone posts it so I can laugh my ass off you peice of shit. :321GFY


Are you really an escort?? If so Im sorry I offended you. I dont believe you are really an escort, probably a fat man sitting in his home eating pizza and getting mad. Typical GFY user.

But if you are, I am sorry.

I dont rip off all escorts. Only ones outside of my own home town. Like when I travel.

And I dont truely rip them off. I only dont pay. I still offer them a good time and treat them like a lady. Not a whore. I treat them quite well.

Im sure some of the girls dont care I dont pay them.

FreeOnes 12-14-2005 04:32 PM

You are a thief ! :321GFY

Skillz Unlimited 12-14-2005 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Im here giving tips to help you people, and you come back with a you hope someone beats the shit out of me reply??

Who the hell are you. And just saying that proves you are an idiot.

No you starting this thread proves you're an idiot with no people skills.

Tips to help us, you cant be serious.

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 04:47 PM

LMAOOO Hobbit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skillz Unlimited 12-14-2005 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Im sure some of the girls dont care I dont pay them.

That statement solidifies your stupidity.

Marshal 12-14-2005 05:58 PM

go, go, go! :)

Sarafoxxx 12-14-2005 11:02 PM

Anal, here's a tip for you(not in an envelope) when you register other sites using a handle name to advertise,letting others know your intelligence level is as smelly as your name,CHANGE YOUR HANDLE NAME! Your the type that I wouldnt see to begin with. I could smell you a mile away. BTW, loxapinedreams,thankyou for your post, you dont need to do a thing, its already in the process as Im a member of TER. Ladies will know him not just in Portland but other cities,states. Word travels fast! To all of the other men whom have posted showing they have a kind heart, Thankyou!.....www.sarafoxxx.com

boneprone 12-15-2005 03:03 AM

Sara... Thank you for spreading the news. I have reported him on a lot of the Industry boards. This should not be tollerated.

Thanks..

Eden 12-15-2005 10:37 AM

Serious or not
 
Sad, just sad I can't believe someone would actually think that in some distorted way this would be cool. Just for your info, I happen to be one of the high class ladies (although you would be showering), and I took great offense to your post. To each their own, I guess, but the word is now spreading in areas you could only imagine (I came from somewhere), and us high class ladies who are not from YOUR city are slowly slipping away to your dreams!
Licks,
Eden

Z 12-15-2005 11:06 AM

While on one hand, I can see how you think it's cool to save some $$...I can also assure you that you will get caught and you won't like the outcome.

I've run escort agencies before and had incalls. A lot of the time, when you think she's alone...she's not. There's usually a hulking monster with an assortment of weapons in another room waiting for you to try and pull something. This is not something that'll get you killed, but plan on a lengthy stay in the ICU.

Independent escorts are also using client screeing sites much more regularly, you may arrive to find a few interested people waiting for you.

If you think you can pull it off, go for it. Just remember the warning and do me a favor and stay away from the girls who list on my site at www.BeautifulCompanion.com

Basic_man 12-15-2005 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aflex
hahahah scammin the hookers.

you forgot the part about their pimp beating the piss out of you.

That's the main part :1orglaugh

Anal Hobbit 12-15-2005 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eden
Sad, just sad I can't believe someone would actually think that in some distorted way this would be cool. Just for your info, I happen to be one of the high class ladies (although you would be showering), and I took great offense to your post. To each their own, I guess, but the word is now spreading in areas you could only imagine (I came from somewhere), and us high class ladies who are not from YOUR city are slowly slipping away to your dreams!
Licks,
Eden

Eden...

I have never treated you ladies with disrespect. I am always classy, smell good, and well groomed. Im the perfect client. ALWAYS.
I ALWAYS bring a gift. And 80% of the time I pay.

I am a very active hobby goer, have great reviews, give great reviews, and my regulars love me.

I only do this when I travel. Like to Vegas or New York or LA..

But I could give you 7 names of providers who would speak very high of me, in fact whom I may be the best client of theirs.

Dont judge me. I give to this industry more than I take.

And even for the very rare times I do use this system, I am still very gentleman like, smell good, and am well groomed. I come off so classy they never look in the envlope. And truthfully we have such a good time, I really dont think they are that upset at not paying.

Dont envision me as those guys from bangbus.com , cause thats not me.

Anal Hobbit 12-15-2005 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnafacade
While on one hand, I can see how you think it's cool to save some $$...I can also assure you that you will get caught and you won't like the outcome.

I've run escort agencies before and had incalls. A lot of the time, when you think she's alone...she's not. There's usually a hulking monster with an assortment of weapons in another room waiting for you to try and pull something. This is not something that'll get you killed, but plan on a lengthy stay in the ICU.

Independent escorts are also using client screeing sites much more regularly, you may arrive to find a few interested people waiting for you.

If you think you can pull it off, go for it. Just remember the warning and do me a favor and stay away from the girls who list on my site at www.BeautifulCompanion.com

I go to classy providers sir. But thanks for your concern.

Anal Hobbit 12-15-2005 11:26 AM

Like I said. I treat these ladies very well.
If they want they can look at the envlope for the money. But they never do.

Its not my fault.

If they open it, see no money, Ill gladly pay them.

Its just I come already with so many and so much gifts like flowers, and wine, and treats, and come off as such a nice guy (which I am) they never take the time to look.

Sometimes, I even get out $40.00 at the end of the session and put it on the desk or table and say "a little extra" and leave it there.

That really keeps them from ever opening that envlope.

By the time they do, im long gone.

But truthfully I dont think they are that upset.

Like I said, I treat them well. Its not a bad expierence for them. Gifts and $40.00 helps them from getting too upset and going after you.

Im like Casssa Nova.

KingK7 12-15-2005 11:33 AM

Man some people need to chill out... :1orglaugh
http://www.bitemyhook.com/images/fish-1.gif

Anal Hobbit 12-15-2005 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingK7
Man some people need to chill out... :1orglaugh
http://www.bitemyhook.com/images/fish-1.gif

Thats what Ive been saying.

Maybe its an American thing. Im part Spanish like yourself. And I find our people are much more relaxed.

Ramos 12-15-2005 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Hey, not sure how many "hobbists" there are here but Im pretty avid.

I go to www.theeroticreview.com often and get hookers (escorts) on a normal basis.. Becasue Im a regular I dont dare rip off the whores in my area..
But when I travel and leave town I run a pretty good scam, and still get a great fuck! Here's how:

The key is to go to theeroticreview.com and read the reviews.

Find the escorts that allow you to put the money in a sealed envlope and put it on the dresser before ya fuck.

If you read the reviews closely, many of the whores dont check the envlope until after you leave. They dont want to be rude. Now the crack whores and the street hookers will check it.. But the Pros, the high class ones wont.. Because it is illegal for them to recieve cash and then fuck. So they want it in a sealed envlope, as a gift, and only later do they open it. In case its a cop, they never open up that envlope showing cash or that would incinuate them selling sex for cash.

So dress up, look classy, like a gentleman.
Bring a small gift when going to visit the whore for a first time like cheap wine.
Put the envlope on the dresser, tell her "a little gift for you" she will know its the cash, then open your wine or desert you brought and get the forplay started.

Fuck her brains out. Dont offer to take a shower there. This may be where she looks in the envlope.

Just get dressed, kiss her good bye, and get in the fast!!

Its been working for months for me when I travel!

Try it and let me know how ya do!

Thankx for the tip :thumbsup

Eden 12-15-2005 11:39 AM

I hardly think that you qualify as a casanova, I'm sure you could provide references to back that fact up, but it is all in ones own perception of another. It does not change the fact either, that you posted something incredibly inconsiderate and I can only think that it was done with malicious intent. I would also imagine that you get off doing this. It is a true shame that for all of those ladies who do not check will now feel obligated to heed the warnings that have now been sent out! I also think that Karma one day will bite you in the butt!

KingK7 12-15-2005 11:39 AM

Oh and it's also SO obvious this is a boneprone nick

boneprone 12-15-2005 11:44 AM

Nope.. Its not.
Eden is a actual person. IM not posting as her.

It shouldnt be that hard to believe that some of us are disgusted by this hobbit guy.

All this aside, the way he mocks me and the BP4L has a whole nother thing coming to him.

YOu can bet that if we cross paths, it wont be good for him.

Hey king 7 hit me up on icq. lets talk biz.


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