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Anal Hobbit 12-05-2005 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
you may be my favorite poster.

Recognize..

Write this down and take notes.

THE ANAL HOBBIT IS BACK..

RING THE BELL NIGGA.. SCHOOL IS IN.

TAKE NOTES.

sherie 12-05-2005 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog
oooohhhh... spilling beans--sshhhh!!

It seems to have gone un-noticed LOL People just want to rip him from limb to limb LOL

TurboAngel 12-05-2005 06:15 PM

That's mean.

RoUgH AiR 12-05-2005 06:21 PM

Joke or not this thread is so wrong on so many levels...but entertaining I must say.

Sly 12-05-2005 06:25 PM

You people are such idiots.

This is absolutely hilarious. I've been laughing my ass off the whole time.

I LOVE when people chime in with "I would never do business with you after this thread!" First off, as if they ever had any intention of doing business with the Anal Hobbit, a fake character, hilarious! Secondly, the real person posting is somebody a lot of people love and respect, in fact he practically made the original GFY!

Why are you all wound so tight? Lighten up!

Anal Hobbit 12-05-2005 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Shooting_Maniac1
Someone is going to kick your cheap, stealing ass! Cant wait! I dont know whats lower then ripping off a whore. Youre about 10 levels below on the food chain then whore you are stealing from. I hope some dude tracks you down and beats every fucking penny out of your ass. Then your daughter starts whoring at 16 and gets ripped off by scum like you.

You really think whores wanna be whoree? They planned it out the one day, they would grow up to be an escort? Please dude, they arnt there because they love it or want to be. They are there itehr because they have limited options or serious issues in their lives due to who knows what. So your cool by ripping them off?

:mad: :mad:

You need to relax more.

Brad Mitchell 12-05-2005 07:02 PM

Dude, stealing from whores isn't nice and it certainly isn't cool. I'm going to bring my pimp cane to Vegas and smack you over the head with it!

Brad

Jayvis 12-05-2005 07:07 PM

ahahahhahahah best post ever.

Fletch XXX 12-05-2005 07:45 PM

nice one

SpeakEasy 12-05-2005 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Sex should be free..

Im sure they will do just fine if a few of us put them in their place.

I bet you got this tip from your daddy when he was telling you how he met your mommy... :1orglaugh

Trixie Racer 12-05-2005 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
Trixie... You know I love ya.

If anyone ever ripped you off, Id go break some legs and get you double the money back..

After all you run with the BP4L. They Are Untouchable.

Thanks for the generous offer; however, I do not escort.
Hire them -- yes. Do it myself -- no. :2 cents:

Doctor Dre 12-05-2005 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
If you dont want tips on how to work the system then put me on ignore..

Its people like you who dont work angles that never make it big in life.

Live a little.

Actually beeing honest on the long run pays off most of the time... because people that scam don't know when and where to stop.

boneprone 12-05-2005 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trixie Racer
Thanks for the generous offer; however, I do not escort.
Hire them -- yes. Do it myself -- no. :2 cents:

You, me and the Anal Hobbit should all go in and share one sometime..

Anal Hobbit, no worries, Ill Pay!

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-05-2005 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
RING THE BELL NIGGA.. SCHOOL IS IN.

I prefer MC Hammer's, "Sound the bell . . . school's in sucker."

Hey You . . . I Know You! 12-05-2005 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trixie Racer
Thanks for the generous offer; however, I do not escort.
Hire them -- yes. Do it myself -- no. :2 cents:

I am available for you to hire!
In addition, I have a "Trixie" coupon, which entitles you to one free escort (per day) from me. Costumes and your choice of character rolls are included free! Just call me!!!

pornmonger 12-05-2005 09:27 PM

dumb ignorant jungle bunny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
You need to chill bro..

They are just whores..

Meat.

You sound like one of those animal activist standing outside the McDonalds outside my neighborhood.


boneprone 12-05-2005 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherie
It seems to have gone un-noticed LOL People just want to rip him from limb to limb LOL

Yep..

This guy is trash.

Me, I like to personally leave a little extra cash than the required amount in that envlope.

But thats just me.

Anal Hobbit 12-06-2005 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmonger
dumb ignorant jungle bunny


Is that some kind of Racist Statement?

Troels 12-06-2005 03:23 AM

Anal Hobbit. spacedog. Boneprone.
It's like a Kinder egg. 3 surprises in one.

LadyMischief 12-06-2005 05:25 AM

Fucking lame... these girls may not be doing what you think is "savory" work, but most of them have families to support too. What a fucking asshole, ripping off anyone... Good indicator of who NOT to do business with.

sonofsam 12-06-2005 05:27 AM

100 unpaid escorts

Sanctuary 12-06-2005 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk
you are full of shit, and i cant believe people fall for you attention seeking stunts

http://www.analthai.com/pics/shithead.JPG

So is she, apparently :helpme

NyLoS 12-06-2005 05:39 AM

hahaha, i like it ! I might try it some time :-D

sherie 12-06-2005 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone
Yep..

This guy is trash.

Me, I like to personally leave a little extra cash than the required amount in that envlope.

But thats just me.

Hey Boney, what's shakin'? Yeah, I agree, the Anal Hobbit must DIE! :P

scoreman 12-06-2005 07:48 AM

Smash cash is what you are pushing....check...

They have the same outstanding ethics as you? Or maybe you work for them and this is how they do business?

Brad Mitchell 12-06-2005 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scoreman
Smash cash is what you are pushing....check...

They have the same outstanding ethics as you? Or maybe you work for them and this is how they do business?

It would be hard to represent a program worse than to be in the sex business and say that you steal from hookers.

Brad

Nicky 12-06-2005 07:56 AM

Anal Hobbit is my hero :)

Anal Hobbit 12-06-2005 07:47 PM

New Tips every other day.

Tomorrow's tip will be how to get free meals and not pay for food at Internext.

Anal Hobbit 12-06-2005 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell
It would be hard to represent a program worse than to be in the sex business and say that you steal from hookers.

Brad


Are you Sin Talking me man?

Marshal 12-06-2005 08:16 PM

bump for you.................

tony286 12-06-2005 08:43 PM

thats very uncool

innocentisabelle 12-06-2005 08:48 PM

meanies lol they are only trying to make a living too

lisa sparks 12-07-2005 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by aflex
hahahah scammin the hookers.

you forgot the part about their pimp beating the piss out of you.

No it is the security in the next room. :1orglaugh

96ukssob 12-07-2005 02:06 AM

hahahaha nice tip.

my friend did this when he went to florida three years ago, but a little different. He was a complete dirtbag and he actually photocopied money aka counterfeit bills. He used to brag about how good he was at making fake cash because he would put on the bill "This is not real money" or something because he thought it would get him out of a legal bind... but he was an idiot.

the stories were great. I didnt like the kid that much, i knew him from the dorms in college, but i would of loved to been there. he said him and his buddy spent thousands of "play" money on whores and drugs. hahaha, image that deposit at the bank the next day.

needless to say hes in jail for drug charges now.. sucks for him, no more free hookers for a while

Anal Hobbit 12-07-2005 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69
he actually photocopied money aka counterfeit bills.

That my friend is illegal.....

:ugone2far

Stuntpig 12-07-2005 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit
That my friend is illegal.....

:ugone2far

Hey! I know you! Youre the guy that sold me a box of bricks all wrapped up like a VCR for a lid!
Thats ok, It was bunk shit anyway.

Where can I sign up for your toolbar seminar?

Juicy D. Links 12-07-2005 07:57 AM

omgggggggggggggggggggggg

Anal Hobbit 12-07-2005 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherie
Hey Boney, what's shakin'? Yeah, I agree, the Anal Hobbit must DIE! :P


How are ya? See you In vegas Sherie?

Why do you want to hurt me?

Will you use your breasts?

willysbirthday 12-07-2005 03:54 PM

Best gfy thread ever.

Totally supports my belief that GFY is the as far away from being a microcosm of real life as a forum can be.


Do you do fansigns?

post count * gulability =
http://www.pacifier.com/~maryphil/tr...-hula-hoop.jpg

tranza 12-07-2005 04:00 PM

You have the most stupid threads...


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